Yeah my computer died and my email and fanfiction passwords were wipe thus making me unable to update any of my stories I made a new page as you can see i also made a promise to myself I'd never leave a story unfinished so come hell or high water Minimum Ride is going to complete her stories (and now I've turned into Toby speaking in third person *sigh*) I may edit some stuff because I've developed a new more mature writing style don't worry the humour won't die just the grammatically messed up errors (hopefully). So here we go again.
Sakura Haruno strode purposefully to ichiraku's.
Short fuchsia hair was being lifted playfully by the light breeze, her avocado green eyes blazed with righteous anger.
Her pale fist clenched in an attempt to substitute for Naruto's face and failed miserably.
She quickened her pace when she targeted the blond. Who happened to be sitting with his orange clad back to her.
Totally oblivious to his oncoming doom, much like his raven haired team-mate, Naruto continued inhaling his ramen swinging his feet childishly on the stool next to Sasuke who persisted on picking at his food.
Until the two Anbu were yanked backwards off the wooden stools by the scruff of the neck.
Dangling helplessly, the two boys had known this was coming eventually but were taken by surprise none the less.
"So….." Sakura began sweetly, "You to Kiba and Lee got drunk last night huh." she questioned in masked anger.
The boys could see the malicious intent in her crazed grin and nodded shakily in unison.
"And you felt the need to not only steal my underwear but to send it to ITACHI FREAKING UCHIHA!" she spat. "And along with a love note declaring my alleged feelings for him" she ground out with barely concealed rage.
Again they nodded, she discarded them on the side walk in a conveniently positioned puddle.
"I'm not going to touch you" she stated calmly, after having a last minute epiphany.
You could practically see the question marks above their heads.
"Because…" she drawled, "I'm going to tell Mikoto-san"
"You wouldn't… your bluffing" Sasuke said shakily standing up and detangling himself from Naruto fear of his mother seaming impaired him when it came to his stealth skills.
The grin was back "Oh yes I would and you know it" and with that she spun on her heel and was gone in the direction of the Uchiha compound.
Leaving the two of them to make their funeral arrangements.
Sakura getting angry was bad and painful… but getting Mikoto-san angry meant a fate worse than death.
She didn't need a sharingan to torture you with your deepest fears for hours.
Sasuke has one scary mom.
With Itachi
For once in his life Itachi Uchiha, the prodigy, the genius was at a loss of what to do.
As he examined the strawberry print underwear that undoubtedly belonged to his brother's cute team mate along with that ridiculous note.
That he decided to read again for good measure it had to be a trick of some kind because if it was true and if his mother discovered this he would be married to Haruno by the end of the week, she loved that girl and wanted her to be in the Uchiha family at all costs.
Dear Tachi-chan
I can no longer contain my feelings for you or I may erupt into a huge chorus of love and write you a symphony of desire!
I am madly, blindly and desperately in love with you. And now you finally know I wish to marry you and bear your children and we can live together by the beach in a blue house with lots of children…
Itachi wrinkled his nose it all went downhill from there and in oddly detailed description.
He paced in his room and asked himself the only quest one could ask them self's after reading a note like that, what the hell should he do now?
Sure he'd gotten underwear before as the hidden leaf's strongest and most attractive shinobi he was bound to among other things...
His pacing stopped and you could almost see the proverbial light bulb above his head light up above genius his head.
He finally knew what to do the only person who could help him was his dear cousin Shisui Uchiha one of the biggest 'players' in Konoha or so his self proclaimed title went.
This was going to be interesting.
He thought walking out of the main houses front door only to collide with a certain pink haired medic.
Not bothering to turn around she called an apology over her shoulder and dashed into the main house her pink hair twirling behind her as she pranced into his house slamming the door behind her.
Yes, this was going to be very interesting indeed.
Only a few minor changes Bless your face and review!