Woo! First Doctor Who fanfic! Been waiting a bit, for the "right moment", I guess, but it's done! Just a short oneshot. (Also first oneshot. ;D) Might add another meeting soon in the same story. (Which won't make it a oneshot. ;P)

Hope you enjoy! :D


"Groceries." She sighed, as she walked across the street with groceries in one hand and a phone in the other.

"Yes, yes, Doctor. I got them. I don't care that you're starving! I'll get there when I get I there, okay?! Okay! Goodbye, Doctor!" She shouted into her phone, as she stopped the call and plopped the phone in her pocket.

She looked around. A few people in the square had looked at her strangely, and then shrugged it off. She sighed in relief, until she saw two men watching her, their eyes widened.

+=+=+ LineBreak +=+=+

They both started walking to her, mumbling to each other. Amy felt a bit scared and a bit ridiculous, as one seemed to be intimidating with a twelve-feet long multicolored scarf while the other had the same serious look in a multicolored coat.

She had to smirk as they approached. They could make the Doctor run for his money in the clothes business.

The Scarfy one spoke first. "I'm sorry to trouble you, madam, but were your just talking to your Doctor? Because I don't know much people that call their Doctor… just 'A Doctor'."

Coat scoffed. "Hmm, yep, no-one we know." He turned to Scarfy. "It is obvious that she was talking to us."

Scarfy grinned. "Well, let us ask first, shall we?"

Amy squinted at their faces as they babbled. They looked familiar. So familiar.

"So, young lady, do you happen to know a man called the Doctor?"

Amy blinked. "No."

Scarfy turned to Coat, eyebrows raised. "Maybe." Amy squeaked.

+=+=+ LineBreak +=+=+

Scarfy turned to Amy, and smiled. "Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Miss…?"

Amy took a step back. "Not very sure if I should share information with you two."

Coat looked bemused. "Do you happen to travel in a blue police box from the… 1963, was it?"

Scarfy frowned. "Are you saying you haven't fixed the chameleon circuit yet?"

Coat smiled. "Now, now, who has time for that?"

"Woah, woah, woah!" Amy cut in. "How do you know the Doctor?"

Scarfy raised his eyebrows.

"You will just have to trust us, won't you?"

Amy frowned. Then she smiled, as she brought out her phone.

"Why don't you talk to him yourself?"

Coat and Scarfy looked at each other. Then turned to her and nodded.

+=+=+ LineBreak +=+=+

She rung the Doctor. "Hello, Doctor? Yes, hi. I'm putting in on speaker."

Another voice was heard through the phone.

"What is it, Amy Pond?" – Scarfy whistled and Coat raised an eyebrow at the name. – "I am very hungry waiting here with Rory annoying me every ten seconds to ring you."

"Uh, well, some people are here that happen to know you."

"O-oh?"

"Uh, yeah, they have, uh, weird clothes with many colours. Here." She handed it to Scarfy and Coat. Few seconds of silence. "Uh, he has the phone you know." Amy said. They kept staring at the phone.

Rory called from behind. "Did you hear Amy, Doctor?"

A minute of silence and impatient waiting.

Then, all of a sudden, one word came from all the Doctors.

"Snap."

+=+=+ LineBreak +=+=+

Scarfy grinned and Coat smirked. "Haha, yes, you two again. Alright, sonic calculation complete, oh and Amy how did you forget these two? You saw all past incarnations of me the day I met you."

Amy gasped. "Oh, yes! You're… the fourth and… the seventh?"

"Um, no. He's not Four. He is Six. I am Four. I am Number Four. " Four smirked. "Fantastic place that is. Why didn't we save Lorien, Doctor?"

The Doctor from the phone replied "Fixed point in time, Doctor."

Six cut in. "Well, Doctors, let us cut to the chase. Do we need to know something about the sonic, Doctor?"

"Yes, yes. Well, the door is locked in the old building that you already know you're about to do, and I am trying not to create a paradox here, oh wait, never mind, amnesia in the split timelines solve that. Don't worry. In there, as you know, you'll find Peri, and that is all I remember because I – slash – you erase our memories. Make sense?"

Amy looked confused. Rory from the background shouted "What?" but the two Doctors nodded.

"Well, it was very fortunate that we ran into you Amy, and your Doctor." Four tipped his hat.

"Oh, rubbish. Nothing is ever luck, I of all people know that."

Six spoke up. "Now, the code, Doctor?"

"Yes, well, it is the longest code I have ever encountered, but it is… three, one, four, five, nine, two, six, five, three, five, nine…"

"Hang on!" Six cut. "Isn't that just the number of pi?"

"Ooooo!" Said Four and Eleven. "Very nice. Guess it is."

"How did you not remember it was just pi?" Asked a stern Six.

"Well, safety reasons, as I told you, I had to erase my memories, but you already knew you were going to do that. Trying not to create a paradox here, people!

Now, hurry up and go save Peri."

"But do you know if we make it?" Asked Four.

You could hear the laugh from Eleven, and a tinge of sadness. "Paradoxes!" Could be heard, as he ended the call.

+=+=+ LineBreak +=+=+

"Well, very nice, very nice indeed." Muttered Four. "Sorry to trouble, Miss Pond, and I look forward to meeting you."

Six smiled and bowed slightly. "I as well. Good day, Miss Pond."

They turned swiftly and babbled on. As a slightly shocked Amy started walking again, her phone rang again. She answered it. "Hello?"

"It's Rory. The Doctor went to find a scarf. Come quickly." He said, ending the call.


How was that? ;P

Remember to review, or favorite, or whatever you want! :D (Remember, you don't have too. ;P)