For some reason I just got the urge to write this! I was just searching up PJO related things when I thought, 'Why not make a ff about demigods doing pick up lines?'. So yeah, have fun reading.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

Nobody's pov

The demigods were bored to say the least. Percy and Annabeth had just finished doing their homework. Leo had just finished calypso's lessons on modern day technology and fashion. Nico and Will were both back from the infirmary. Jason and piper had come down from the clouds, literally. Frank and hazel were both present, taking a break from all their frustrating work.

Suddenly Leo perked up. The present demigods exchanged looks, no doubt wondering, 'what's he up to now?'. Leo grinned and clapped his hands, drawing all the attention back to him. "Well, since we're all bored, how 'bout a pick up line contest?"

They stopped and thought about it. Sure, it would be fun, but there were consequences. Last time they'd played something similar it had not gone well. Let's just say, quite a couple of cabins were not happy about being burnt and then drenched, no thanks to Leo and percy.

Finally percy nodded his head mostly because, without being seen, annabeth was moving his head up and down. Annabeth also nodded. Seeing that camp half blood's two leaders were in, piper and Jason nodded too. Frank looked unsure but also nodded. Hazel didn't know what a pick up line contest was, but deciding to trust Frank, she nodded.

Leo frowned and looked at Nico and Will. They sighed and exchanged glances. Leo crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently. Nico shrugged, "Why the hell not?". Will followed his example. Leo grinned. "Fantastic, me calypso are joining too, right sunshine?". Calypso frowned, but shrugged.

"Alrighty, so here's how it's gonna go. Two people at a time. The rest of us will vote for our favorites, whoever wins that round will move on. Whoever wins the final round will be declared the pick up line master". The demigods nodded.

"So who's up first?". Percy and piper simultaneously raised their hands. Jason looked between percy and piper, aghast. Annabeth looked at percy threateningly. Percy gulped but didn't back down and neither did piper.

"Step over here please" Leo signaled over to an empty space in percy's cabin. They walked over there, each daring the other to start first. Leo grinned and placed his hands in the middle of them. "Ready, set, go!"

"I may not be able to drown, but I think your eyes are an exception"

"You are simply charming"

"I feel like I'm melting in a puddle of water when I see you"

"Your voice is so musical"

"You're so sex-sea"

"Do you have a map? Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes"

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"Are you a thief? cause you stole my heart"

"My to-do list. Number one, you. Number two, repeat."

"I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?"

"You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5"

"You're so hot I need sunglasses to look at you"

"Okay, enough, people please vote for your favorite" Leo intervened. Percy and piper glared at each other as the others wrote down who they were voting for. Leo nodded and encouraged percy and piper. "Don't worry bro, you probably won". "Beauty queen, everyone is probably writing down your name there"

Once very one had voted, Leo started counting them off. "Percy, percy, piper, percy, percy, piper, piper, percy". Leo looked up at the eager demigods. "Percy is the winner ladies and gentlemen". Percy smirked at a glowering piper.

Leo looked at everyone. "Who's up next?". Jason and Annabeth raised their hands. Leo winked and announced proudly, "Jason and annabeth, please step over here!"