"How... no... why would you make a jetpack?" Cyril asked Krieger
"For publicity, who wouldn't want to hire a bunch of detectives with kickass jetpack flying around especially when you get discount on what i call Friday Flyday." Krieger said
"Yeah, no offense but your stability needs work." Cyril said pointing to all the destruction with the sound of the jetpack in the distance.
"Yeah really should've factor environment when i did this test." Krieger said, seeing Cyril shake his head annoyed, he snapped "Oh next I assume your going to bitch about not testing it myself and use one of the others for the test."
"Actually that the only silver lining i see in this jetpack fiasco." Cyril chucked as they looked at Archer stuck in a tree (It's branches to be specific) looking like he just went through hell and back.
"Eat a dick tree." Archer groaned
"On the plus side, i can add faulty straps to my list when i remake a new jetpack." Krieger said
Ribbit
"and more stabilizer, yes froggy i understand."
"Well hopefully this won't hurt anyone else besides Archer at this point." Cyril sighed
"Holy shitsnacks! what happen to you!" Pam said shocked as Mallory walked to the office with a limb
"I have to jump out of my car as a jetpack try to kill me." Mallory snapped angrily
"... Beg pardon?" Pam asked confused
"Don't give me that look, we seen far stranger things than that and i know who did it too." Mallory growled
"... Barry?"
"No my idiot son and/or Krieger!" Mallory snapped "This has their stupidity reeking off it, the next time i see them i'm going to break both of their necks."
"Oh C'mon, it's like you said, weird thing happen all the time, what are the chances it was them." Pam pointed out
"It was those idiots fault." Lana groaned as both she and Cheryl were on the ground in pain while Ray was sipping a drink. "I saw Archer and Krieger hauling something and i didn't question it."
"Yeah well it's your fault that were here to see these stupid stair when you push us down to avoid that jetpack." Cheryl groaned.
"First of all The Music Box Steps are not stupid as they are apart of cinema history thanks to Laurel and Hardy. and two, i don't know what your complaining about you were only a few steps up when you fell to avoid the jetpack. i mean aside from a few aching limbs you should be fine" Ray said
"Why do you sound so chipper." Lana questioned
"I wasn't the one who got hurt this time." Ray said with a grin
"NO!" Alan Shapiro screamed as he saw the damage to his pool. with the water going down the hill due to the massive hole in the wall "Why!? i'm a good person. Okay gain i made bad decision. use favor that backfire spectacularly. i get blackmail from clients who i thought would be more appreciative when i won there cases but instead straight up backfire on me."
Alan then notice the broken parts on the ground on what use to be his pool. "What the heck, is that a jetpack, why would someone use a jetpack to attack me, that makes no sense."
"Oh yeah, aside from property damage i doubt anyone going to get hurt."
"Yeah... heh i can already hear mrs. Archer whining about how much that going to cost even though i run the agency." Cyril said
"We'll just trick Cheryl into paying for the damage, just tell it something about starting fire fund and she'll pay us in gold bars." Krieger said "Btw... how are we getting Archer down from that tree. The branch finally broke from Archer weight
"OW! Oh!ouch! Yeowch." Archer said hitting each branch before falling to the ground.
"Ohhh... i hate gravity." Archer muttered
"Well that take care of that problem." Cyril stated.