"Karkitty! Wake up!" I blink and see Nepeta sitting on my chest. She is still so tiny, even though they'd all grown up from playing SBURB. I pick her up and set her aside, ruffling her hair gently. She probably just let herself in, like she does every morning."Karkitty.. Did you furrget that today was Jade's party? It's the first time we'll see Aradia and Sollux since they got married! I heard they're even bringing their daughter, Feferi!" She beamed with excitement. I curse under my breath for Nepeta's sake "Really?! I better start getting ready!" I reply. Nepeta smiles and walks towards the door, saying over her shoulder " good, I'll make breakfast!" I sigh and stand up, dressing in my normal grey jeans and black T-shirt with the grey cancer symbol on it. I hear a beeping from the computer on the desk. Someone is messaging me through trollian, but I don't know why. None of us SBURB players use it anymore, we all have cell phones. I sit down at the desk and open up the chat log.
-TintedBlade began trolling CarcinoGeneticist-
TB: Heyy Karklez ;D
CG:WHAT THE FUCK? WHO ARE YOU?
TB: Aww, but II wa5 haviing 50 much 7un ;D
CG: FUCK OFF, YOU SOUND LIKE VRISKA
TB:AWW HEELZ NAW Y0U DIID N0T JU5T C0MPARE ME T0 THAT BIITCH!
CG: WOAH, HOLY SHIT
TB: 5orry, II have rage ;D
CG: IT'S COOL, JUST... WHY IS YOUR FUCKING TEXT BLACK?
TB: Uhh... II'd rather n0t talk ab0ut iit mister grey ;D
CG: ALSO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME?
TB: Where d0 II 5tart? 0H yeah, II can 5ee y0u riight n0w!
CG:STALKER MUCH!?
TB: Hehehe-hiic- G0DAMMIIT WHY DO II ALWAY5 HIICUP AFTER LAUGHIING!?
CG: HAHA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
TB: 7UCK Y0U!
CG: FUCK YOU!
TB: Y0U KN0W WHAT! THIIS IIS GETIING N0 WHERE!
CG: FINE! ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!
TB: 7UCK N0!
CG: FUCK YES!
TB: N0
CG: YES
TB: G0d dammit...
CG: AHAHA GOT YOU FUCKASS!
TB: D0n't pu5h iit D:
CG: ANSWERS, NOW
TB: N0
CG: FINE, "PLEASE" ANSWER
TB: Better ;D
TB: Alriight, my name iis Marley
TB: Jeez, why was that 5o hard? II gue55 iit's been a whiile 5iince any1 knew my name, huh.
CG: WOW "MARLEY" HOW TOUCHING, I KNOW YOUR FIRST FUCKING NAME CONGRATS ON THIS BREAKTHROUGH
TB: 5t7u
CG: ACTUALLY, WHAT DID YOU FUCKING WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE? I NEVER GOT AROUND TO ASKING BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR GRUBFUCKING BULLSHIT
TB: Karkat,
CG: WHAT?
TB: Take a chiill piill ;D
-TintedBlade has ceased trolling CarcinoGeneticist-
CG: OH FUCK YOU
I sigh and close my eyes " Nepeta?" she scurries in "is something wrong?" she asks "Have you ever seen this user?" "Hmmm" she stares at the screen " Oh!" Comes an exclaimation "That's Jade's special guest!" "Special guest? "Yep!" "Special how? She's a-" I quickly cut myself off before swearing, Nepeta gets to wax the back of my hand everytime I swear aloud. It hurts, REALLY bad.
Karkat: Be the cool girl
I groan and run a hand through my hair, reajusting my shades. My hands feel along my horns and trace their shape to down below my ears. "Marley," I whisper, repeating it over and over again. I am dressed in a long sleeved black T-shirt and jeans, but I know Jade would be dissapointed if I showed up to her party without looking even a little bit festive. I log into my computer again and this time begin trolling someone else, a friend, however briefly I've known her.
-TintedBlade began trolling GardenGnostic-
TB: Hey Jade ;D
GG: oh hi marley! sorry, i'm really busy prepping for the party! What's up?
TB: II need 50me0ne t0 help me fiind a 7e5tiive 0ut7iit and y0ur the 0nly per50n II kn0w be5iide5 Karkat and he'5 a gr0uch ;D
GG: i'd love to help you but im really busy right now... maybe kanaya could help you? She loves fashion! Just come over to my house right now, she's here!
TB: Waiit wha-
GG: great :D see you soon
-GardenGnostic has ceased pestering TintedBlade-
TB: Jade!... Ughh...
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Hey guys, hope you liked it, also please don't hate for my oc, just don't read it if that bothers you ;D alright, please fav and review and their will be another chapter soon!
Bye for now ;D
Marley Roffox