Random Drabbles of Doom and Dookie

by slinko

The sequel to Random Drabbles of Doom and Pie. Joins the FMA dudes as they eat ignition gloves, pee on fire hydrants, destory Havocs house, and ,eventually, explode!

1. Chapter 1

HELLO!!! AND WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF RANDOM DRABBLES OF DOOM AND PIE!!!!! WOOT!!!

ahh...here we are at the start of a glorious collection of FMA drabbles. Drabbles are a magical thing really. They teach us about life...and corn...but mostly about life.

Y'see, originally I wasn't going to make a sequel until I had the maximum number of chapters in "Random drabbles of doom and pie". But then I realized after I wrote chapter twenty that the fanfic had EXACTLY 3,333 words. Thinking that this was cool, I decided to complete the story and start a sequel. So here we are...at random drabbles of doom and dookie. :) :) :) :) :)

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Roy was looking out the window of his office. He grimaced. The window was filthy. So filthy, that he decided to clean it. No...On second thought...why should he CLEAN it when he can just get rid of the problem altogether? And so, Roy picked up his phone and called Riza Hawkeye.

Five minutes later, Riza walked in.

"What is it colonel?" she asked.

Akward silence.

"I want these windows to be removed." he said. Riza frowned.

"Then what will the gapping holes in the walls be replaced with?" she asked skeptically.

Roy turned around and looked at her seriously.

" Burritos with extra cheese" he responded.