Hetalia High school
Hetalia High school
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Hetalia
OK, so this is my first Hetalia Fanfic. I use random love hearts in some sentences so be warned. My English is very bad and has LOADS of typos... I THINK I got most of the spelling correct but if you see anything... just... ignore it. There will be more chapters and I am trying to include most Hetalia characters, and I know the 'high school' thing has probably been done in every fandom known to earth, but I just had to do it.
Sealand ran down the corridors of school, adjusting his hat as he flung himself round the corridor. He could see his classroom in the distance, 32B. Slowing down to a walk, he looked at his watch.
"YES! Exactly on time!"
He slowly pushed down on the door handle and opened the door. It was pitch black.
"Eh? Who's there?" He heard a voice come from the dark of the classroom.
"AHHH! A GHOST!!!" Sealand screamed and ran into the wall, coincidently hitting the light switch. The whole room lit up revealing the classroom, empty except for Canada staring up at him, holding a large pot of maple syrup. "What the hell are you doing here in the dark!?" he screamed at Canada.
"Errr.... well.. i .. what are you doing here at 3 am in the morning?" He replied bleakly. Sealand cheeked his watch again.
"What are you talking about, its 8am!"
"No, it's 3am. You've probably got your clock set in the wrong time zone, it happened on my first day too." Canada smiled at him softly.
"Bugger! I went to all that trouble to get here just on time! Hmmm..." Sealand sat on the table next to Canada and looked at the floor. "I just want to be like everyone else here, this boarding school is only for the best students" Canada did something between a snort and a giggle but covered it over by taking a swig of his maple syrup " My jerk brother goes here and said I would never be good enough to get in, But I showed him! And even though I'm younger than everyone else I want to prove just how great I am!"
"Well you could start by not being on out-of-bounds territory during non-school hours!" Canada and Sealand both jumped of the desks in shock and turned around to face Switzerland pointing a pellet gun at them. "As school night watch it is my job to make sure students stay OFF of school property during night hours! You've got 10 seconds before I shoot!"
"OK! Ok! We're going!" Canada stuttered. Switzerland glared at them both "Oh stuff this, I'm just going to shoot you now." Switzerland pointed his gun at Canada and fired rapidly at him, Somehow Canada managed to avoid the gun fire and grabbed Sealand's collar, dragging out of the room with him and down the corridor. As Sealand looked back he saw Switzerland coming round the corner firing at him, his hat askew over his blonde locks, yelling at the top of his voice.
"GGAAAAAHHH!" was all that Sealand could say, not knowing what he had got himself into.
It was morning in Hetalia high and the students were slowly getting up one by one for breakfast. America lay sprawled haphazardly across his bed, glasses on his bedside table and blanket lying on the floor, having long since abandoned his bed. Sunlight shined threw the window into his eyes and he tried to grab his blanket to cover his eyes. Taking a whole 3 minutes to realise his blanket was on the floor he eventually sat up and looked around him.
"GOOD MORNING DA!?!?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" America screamed. Russia has his hands on sides of America's bed and leaned towards him smiling manically.
"Russia! What are you doing here?!" America edged further away from Russia until his back was against the wall. Russia leaned back and shrugged.
"I was just saying what a good morning it is? Oh, and apparently due to new students in the school, Canada had to change rooms so I'm your new roommate. I'm sure we will have lots of fun together, da? 3" America took a while to process this new information. Russia walked back to his bed and started putting 'SAW 3' Posters up while whistling to himself.
"Wait... so there are new students?" America got up of his bed and started pulling his shirt on.
"Ya, they came yesterday, surely Latvia told you, I told him he was supposed to tell everyone?" America tried to remember what Latvia was doing the day before then realised that, in fact, he hadn't seen Latvia all week. "Umm.. no , I haven't seen Latvia for a while"
"Oh really, well looks like I will have to go find him and tell him you didn't hear about the news." America didn't like the glint he saw in Russia's eyes.
"Uuhh... No really, It's Ok" America smiled nervously " I'm sure he was just busy telling everyone else and didn't get round to me, you don't need to go find him."
"Well, if that's what you want" Russia smiled " I'm sure we'll be the best of friends, new roommate!" America grimaced. Russia linked arms with him a proceeded to drag him to the cafeteria.
Japan waited nervously inside the doors of the cafeteria as students began to pile in. He contented himself by making an origami dove and glaring at his brother whenever he looked at him.
Japan wasn't very good at adapting to new places, and his brother, China, who was always asking him how he was and interrupting him whenever he started to talk to someone, was getting on his nerves. How was he supposed to make any new friends in this place if he was always overprotected by his brother? Once again China waved merrily at Japan when he glared at him, but Japan's gaze slowly moved to the door on the over side of the hall. "Who's that?" Japan wondered allowed. He walked over to the over side of the hall to take a closer look at him. He had short messy blonde hair, a lean build, but most notably really large eyebrows, he also looked extremely grumpy. Japan went over to go talk to him but he ended up crashing head fist into another student carrying a tray full of food, leaving the pasta to fly up in the air and l and on both of their heads and all over the floor.
"GGAAAHHH!! MY PASTA!" Italy screamed, going down on his knee's to lick the pasta of the floor, noodles dripping out of his hair. Germany stood behind him and put his palm on his face.
"Italy please, you drawing attention to us, and by us, I mean me." Germany frowned. Japan stood on the spot, paralyzed. What was he supposed to do? Everyone was starting at him, while he was covered with pasta and had bolognaise sauce dripping down his face. He turned bright red as he noticed China had fallen of his chair laughing. England had snorted and carried on reading his book. Oh no, what was he supposed to do now, the only person he actually liked had already seen him humiliate himself. Japan suddenly became aware of the person he had smashed into.
"Hey look Germany!" Italy said belly sliding across the floor to the dismay of Germany "I'm Pasta-boarding! Hey! I have an idea! What about a swimming pool of pasta! Wouldn't that be great!" Germany looked at Japan and offered a tissue.
"Sorry for the inconvenience, Italy has a tendency not to look where he is going when pasta is within a 10metre radius."
"Oh no, its Ok, I will claim responsibility for the incident" Japan said, wiping the bolognaise out of his hair and bowing.
"Hey, aren't you one of those new people?" Italy piped in.
"Errmm...Yes"
"Aaawwwww... and you haven't got any friends yet? DON'T WORRY! You can hang with US!" Italy put his arms around Japans neck and licked a leftover piece of bolognaise off Japan's cheek. Germany sighed. If anyone but Italy had done that it probably wouldn't have looked so innocent. Why was he friends with this guy?
France was piling his tray with food muttering to himself.
"...Freedom fries, tssh, who comes up with these things, do people really hate me that much... " He glanced Canada walking though the cafeteria door, walking with a slight limp, another smaller student walking behind him. Finally, SOMEONE to annoy! He walked up behind Canada with a tray of 'freedom toast' and whispered into his ear then licked it.
"France! THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Canada said turning around. France giggled to himself.
"So, who's you new boyfriend?" France raided his eyebrows. Canada blushed.
"This is Sealand, and he's NOT my boyfriend, he's a new student, you know, the reason everyone has changed rooms"
"Oh yeah, I heard about them. Latvia told me, I think I freaked him out, he wouldn't come out of his room all day after I spoke to him."
"I'm not surprised" France edged towards Canada and put his arm around his waist. Canada flinched.
"Please don't touch me, Switzerland caught me and Sealand on 'out of bounds' territory last night so I'm in a lot of pain."
"What where you doing out of bed during the night?"
"I needed more maple syrup, but then I remembered I left my coursework in my classroom. So I went to go get it."
"Wow, and got away without losing a limb, impressive. Hey, is that England over there?" Canada looked over his shoulder. "Yes. He's been really depressed recently, I wish he would cheer up, I hate to see him like this."
"Isn't he always depressed though?"
"Well, more so than usual"
"Jerk England is probably just on his period or something!" Sealand said smiling. France fell on the floor laughing.
"What's so funny?" England said standing behind Canada, glaring.
"Oh, Hi Jerk England! I was just saying to France that your probably on your perimmfffhh" Canada put his hand over Sealand's mouth.
"We were just wondering why you were so grumpy?" Canada smiled, still holding Sealand mouth while he gagged for air.
"Am I?" England said, staring at the ground, shuffling his feet. France got up and started brushing himself off.
"What are you doing here anyway?" England looked at Sealand.
"Oh, I got accepted in to the school" He stuck his tongue out "And you said I couldn't do it!"
"No, I said I didn't care if you got into the school."
"Exactly! That means you thought I couldn't do it!"
"NO IT DOSN'T YOU PLONKER! IT JUST MEANS THAT... oh why do I even bother anymore." France put his arm around England. "Hey so, I heard you've been kicked out of your room, How would you like to move in with me?"
"I would rather have my eyes gorged out with a blunt knife."
"Great! Because Germany said you have no choice! I'm in room EU4, I'll move your stuff! 3 " France walked away to go prepare his room for his to-be roommate England.
"Someone, please, just kill me."
Estonia waited out side his bedroom while Latvia refused to come out.
"COME ON!" you need to eat! Unlock the door!"
"Bu..bu..but, what if Fra.. France is there! I'M NOT COMING OUT!"
"Now this is just ridiculous, France is always like that! Just get over it!" Lithuania walked down the corridor and, spotting Estonia, ran to meet him.
"Oh thank god, this place is so big; I've been looking for you everywhere!" He smiled "What are you doing?"
"Latvia won't come out of his room" Estonia sighed.
"Oh, is there anything I can do to help?" Lithuania Replied. They both tried to pry the door open using their hands. America and Russia both walked down the corridor to breakfast when Russia spotted both of them.
"Now that's not how you open a door!" Russia said coming up behind them. Estonia flinched at the oh-so familiar voice. Russia pulled out a small pole from the inside of his jacket and hit the door pulling the door of its hinges. A quivering Latvia lay spread on the floor, pushed over by the impact of the door breaking.
"Ah, Latvia! There you are!" Russia smiled. America, finally free from Russia's grasp, quickly muttered something about need to go to the bathroom and ran down the corridor as far away from Russia as possible.
"And who are you?" Russia looked at Lithuania, who smiled.
"I'm Lithuania, Estonia brother. I'm new here!"
"Aaawww Estonia, you never told me you had another brother" Russia pouted. "I hope he doesn't bruise as easily as you, you were crying for a week that time I accidentally shut your hand in that door." Estonia put his bandaged hand behind his back. Lithuania shuffled nervously.
"Why don't you hang around with me, I can show you around the school."
"Umm... no really, I'm okay. I have Estonia."
"Oh no, I INSIST. Oh and Latvia, I need to talk to you about telling people about the new room changes Germany arranged, It appears a few people didn't find out. Da?" Latvia started shaking again.
"HEY! HEY! LITHUANIA! LIKE, OVER HERE!" Poland came running down the corridor and ran into Lithuania, causing them both to fall on the fall.
"Like, oh my god, I didn't know you were one of the new students! I'm so totally happy to see you! It's been so totally long!" Poland hugged Lithuania, while Lithuania just blushed. Russia's eye twitched at the sight of having someone else touch his new toy. He walked over behind Poland and picked him up back onto his feet by his collar.
"Poland, don't you know it's rude to interrupt someone while they're having a conversation?"
"I'm like, so totally sorry, I didn't see you there Russia. Although I'm surprised I didn't, you've gained LOADS of weight, you should REALLY go on a diet." Russia blushed.
"I'm just big boned." He replied sheepishly, averting everyone gaze.
"Yeah, sure, whatever, you just tell yourself that. ANYWAY! OMG! I can't believe your here Liet! I've missed you so much, you wanna share a room with me?"
"Germany has already chosen everyone's room, you can't change it." Russia glared.
"Oh well! Rules are made to be broken! Come on, let's go!" Poland dragged Lithuania off down the corridor with him, Russia following close behind them, desperate to get Lithuania back.
"Oh no, what's Russia going to do now... I'll have to follow them" Estonia said, walking down the corridor. Latvia stood shaking, wondering what the hell just happened, until he saw France coming down the corridor whistling to himself.
"Oh, Hey Latvia! Good morning!" France waved, winking as he passed. Latvia passed out.
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