Go Touch It
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
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"What is it?" Jeff asked Shannon, eying the sight skeptically.
"I dunno." Shannon replied, staring in wonder.
Jeff nudged his best friend with his elbow, "Go touch it."
Shannon looked up at Jeff in horror. "Why should I touch it?!"
Jeff and Shannon stood in the threshold of Leanne's bedroom, staring at the object at their feet in horror.
"Because I can't go touch it."
"Why the hell not?!"
"Because I'm allergic."
Shannon's jaw dropped in wonder. "Oh my GOD! I'm definitely not touching it!"
"C'mon, Shan, don't be a pussy." Jeff urged. "I would go touch it if I wasn't allergic."
"But… it's Leanne's… she told me I'm not allowed to touch her things." Shannon said.
"She'll never know…." Jeff said. "Wait, I think it's stopped."
The two men jumped in surprise upon hearing the horrible vibration sound emitting from the object.
"Spoke too soon." Jeff said. "Now, go touch it."
"I don't WANNA!" Shannon whined.
"Just do it!"
"But you're her boyfriend, I'm sure she won't mind you touching her things!" Shannon exclaimed.
"Even though it's hers, I'm still allergic." Jeff said. "Just touch it quickly and get it over with."
"No, what if it's some kinda like masturbation thingy?!" Shannon cried.
Jeff had to admit, he hadn't thought of that. In that case, he definitely didn't want Shannon to touch it.
"Just don't hold onto it for too long."
"Ew. What if I touch it and it's like… warm?!"
"Touch it carefully."
"What is Shannon gonna carefully touch?" A voice said behind them.
The boys jumped in horror, whipping around, and found Leanne standing behind them with a hand on her hip and a small smile on her face.
"Leanne!" Shannon practically shouted.
"Thanks for raping my ear drums with your racket, Shan." Leanne said. "Now, what are you two looking at in there?"
"Nothing!" They said in unison, blocking her way into the room.
She rose a skeptical brow before walking into the room.
"LEANNE NO!" Jeff yelled, sliding down onto his knees and wrapping his arms protectively around her knees, preventing her from taking another step into the room.
"Jeff, what the hell is wrong with you today?"
"You can't go in there!" He cried.
"Why in the hekka of all hecks can't I go into my own room?"
"It's gonna eat you!" Shannon whined, cowering in the hall. He didn't have the guts to go into the room.
The horrible vibration sounded again, making Jeff and Shannon cower in fear.
"Oh, that's where I put my cell phone." Leanne said, disentangling herself from Jeff's arms.
She bent over to pick up the pair of black skinny jeans that were lying on the phone.
"Oh, no! She's a goner!" Jeff cried.
Leanne reached into the pocket and pulled out her Blackberry cell phone. "Ohh, new text from Elyssah."
The two boy's faces went blank as she walked over to Jeff, grabbing him by the arm and dragging him out of her room and closing the door behind them once they were in the hall way.
"Now, what were you two blubbering on about."
They looked between each other, exchanging glances before quickly standing back up straight.
"Ugh, nothing, nothing at all." Shannon said, making his voice purposfully deeper. Making himself sound more manly. He puffed out his chest.
"Uh, yeah. Nothing at all." Jeff said, mimicking his best friend's voice and casually flexing his muscles.
Leanne rolled her eyes and began to walk away. "You guys are so stupid sometimes."
Once she was out of sight, the boys finally relaxed.
Jeff punched Shannon lightly on the arm. "I told you, you should have touched it!"
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Yes, I am painfully bored. But I thought this was pree epic. Hope you liked it!
-Leanne