Disclaimer: I do not own Negima or anything else I may reference in this story.

Author's note: These are little drabbles that I thought would be a good idea to write about. I really couldn't think of complex stories at this point. These are parodies of those HP/Mac commercials

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You see Negi Springfield and Kotaro Inugami standing in the middle of a white room. It was just them.

Kotaro: Hi, I am an Eastern Mage.

Negi: And, I am a Western Mage.

Kotaro was messing around with his paper talismans in his pocket.

Negi: What are you doing?

Kotaro: Arranging my paper talismans, Eastern Mages fight with them.

Negi: How messy, Western Mages fight with hassle free staffs and wands.

Negi showed his staff

Kotaro: Shut up

He dropped his paper talismans

Kotaro: Oh, man!

Negi: See? Look, how messy things get with paper.

Chose to fight western style

THE END

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