Clorbag Varblenelk
A Beast Boy one-shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. That distinction belongs to DC and Cartoon Network.
On my planet, we have a name for those who do such terrible things. You are a…a CLORBAG VARBLENELK!
Clorbag varblenelk. Whatever that was, it hurt.
Just be sure to change that oil every three thousand miles.
Maybe I was a little immature, mused Beast Boy.
She resisted The Face!
Did I really deserve that?
This isn't funny. It's wrong!
Maybe I'm not funny.
Do these people look amused?
Thunder, Lightning. Was I being hypocritical?
I don't think they're evil.
Maybe I wasn't.
I think they're just like me.
But in any circumstance, I've learned my lesson.
"BEAST BOY!" It was Raven.
Or not. WOO HOO HOO!