The Struggle
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I am merely an insane fan. Please don't sue me, I'm poor.
He lay in front of the television, engrossed in the newest episode of "Unsolved Mysteries." All of a sudden, a seemingly urgent message flashed across the screen, followed by a high-pitched, incessant shrill.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING STATION!!!!!
"Awww! What a pity! Now I'll never know who conned the poor little infant out of that gourd-shaped supernatural Frisbee!" Waluigi sighed. Then with one swift, decisive hand movement, he hurled the remote towards the television.
"Hmph! Take that you stupid box!" he screamed. Poor Waluigi had been extremely irritable over the past few months. It was "drought" season, and evil opportunities were scarce. Needless to say, Waluigi was very distraught over being trapped indoors all day, while his infamous counterpart Wario hit the nightclubs on the Miami Strip.
Lying in bed, feasting on liverwurst and jelly doughnuts had taken its toll on the poor dude. His health suffering greatly, Waluigi decided to take matters into his own hands. He couldn't allow himself to slip any further into the realm of obesity. No longer would young children mistake the once lean, mean Waluigi for a fat, bumbling idiot like MARIO!!! *gasp*
The biggest struggle of all is encroaching upon Waluigi's pathetic life: The Struggle to Loose Weight!
Will he face the struggle!? Find out in the next chapter, if you want to read it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I am merely an insane fan. Please don't sue me, I'm poor.
He lay in front of the television, engrossed in the newest episode of "Unsolved Mysteries." All of a sudden, a seemingly urgent message flashed across the screen, followed by a high-pitched, incessant shrill.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING STATION!!!!!
"Awww! What a pity! Now I'll never know who conned the poor little infant out of that gourd-shaped supernatural Frisbee!" Waluigi sighed. Then with one swift, decisive hand movement, he hurled the remote towards the television.
"Hmph! Take that you stupid box!" he screamed. Poor Waluigi had been extremely irritable over the past few months. It was "drought" season, and evil opportunities were scarce. Needless to say, Waluigi was very distraught over being trapped indoors all day, while his infamous counterpart Wario hit the nightclubs on the Miami Strip.
Lying in bed, feasting on liverwurst and jelly doughnuts had taken its toll on the poor dude. His health suffering greatly, Waluigi decided to take matters into his own hands. He couldn't allow himself to slip any further into the realm of obesity. No longer would young children mistake the once lean, mean Waluigi for a fat, bumbling idiot like MARIO!!! *gasp*
The biggest struggle of all is encroaching upon Waluigi's pathetic life: The Struggle to Loose Weight!
Will he face the struggle!? Find out in the next chapter, if you want to read it.