Knifehead roared in triumph as he stabbed his head through the large Jaeger that had attacked him. Normally Knifehead(or as he was originally called before being engineered, Smila) would have been swimming in toxic magma enjoying a meal of fish-like creatures. However when the Precursors captured and "improved" him, they also stuck a control chip in his brain that could kill Knifehead remotely if need be and thus Knifehead now served the Precursors' will. Knifehead reached out with one of his upper arms grabbing at the cockpit of the Jaeger. From what the Precursors said that was where the pilots were in it and so it was a prime target. Knifehead felt his claws clench through the armor on the Jaeger's head before he tore a part of it clean off. Knifehead, now confident in his victory, continued slashing with little purpose other than to assert his dominance over the mech. In his blind rage, Knifehead failed to notice the glow of the Jaeger's remaining plasma canon starting to intensify. Finally, the plasma cannon started to crackle as destructive energies collected around the barrel. Knifehead looked down just in time for a confused grunt before the plasma cannon fired, ripping a hole through his chest and ending his life as his chest imploded.
Knifehead groaned, attempting to clear his pounding head. He got to his feet for a few seconds before falling face first into the dirt. Knifehead sighed before going down on all four hooves..wait, hooves? Knifehead screeched in horror before losing his balance again and falling into a puddle. Knifehead took a deep breath stabilizing his heart rate somewhat before attempting to get up again. This time he succeeded and he looked at his reflection. He was now a furry, almost plush looking creature with yellow skin. He had a mane that turned into one long bang that dripped past his now normal snout. Knifehead looked back to see if he could still move his tail and saw it had been turned into a braided, fluffy accessory. The final thing Knifehead noticed was a mark on his flank of a sword. Knifehead patiently waited for a a minute or so before realizing he couldn't feel the Precursors' orders. Knifehead practically leapt for joy with all the happiness of a freed slave. Knifehead scouted the surroundings, attempting to figure out his location only to see trees,more trees, and every tree. Knifehead was confused as to what kind of trees were these before remembering his change of shape and presumably size. Knifehead thought to himself for the first time in his life and began to plan a route. His plans were interrupted by low growl from the trees behind him.
Knifehead then said his first word "Oh #$(or a rough translation of kaiju snot)"
Twilight stepped through the marshy ground doing her best to ignore her friend's complaining.
"Why do you need to wake me up to take on your little science expedition?" Rainbow Dash groaned for the third time in a row.
Twilight sighed before replying "Like I've said two other times Rainbow, we're investigating a large magical portal that just appeared in the EverFree forest. I woke you because you're the only one I could find on short notice"
Rainbow kept on moaning and mumbling her discontent while Twilight scanned the area with her horn for a magical signature. Suddenly the portal signature stopped all together ending Twilight's quest. The end of the magic signature coincided with a loud roar. Before Twilight could put a name to the sound, she was bowled over by a blur of yellow fur. The earth pony that had crashed into her was in the middle of spitting incomprehensible growls and squeals. That was odd Twilight thought. Most ponies couldn't make "bestial noises". Rainbow Dash interrupted Twilight's thoughts with a quick headbutt.
"Move it Twi! There's a dragon chasing that guy!" Rainbow screamed into Twilight's ear. Twilight got up and saw the huge scaly body of a dragon charging towards them. Suddenly, Twilight recognized him and began to laugh. Rainbow Dash gave Twilight a dirty look, attempting to shut up the purple unicorn.
"Hey Basil!" Twilight yelled at the dragon. Basil screeched to a halt in shock at someone knowing his name. Only a six ponies knew that. Basil looked at the unicorn and realized ,with a twinge of fear, that this was the one who was friends with the yellow Dovahkin.
Basil practically fell to his knees and started to beg. "No please! I'm sorry just don't set the yellow Dovahkin on me!" the red dragon wailed.
"Go back to your cave and I'll think about it" Twilight responded. Basil nodded quickly and flapped his wings as fast as he could before lifting off and heading back to his cave. Twilight then gave the yellow pony a venomous look. "If that dragon had reached Ponyville it would've been destroyed! What were you doing bothering a dragon?" Twilight questioned. Knifehead felt his brain fall apart. From the data the Precursors had gave him equines couldn't talk. In fact no creature on Earth could talk save for humans. Knifehead decided this was all a dream and so punched himself in the face.
Rainbow Dash stared incredulously at the yellow pony who had just punched himself in the face. He staggered a bit before falling face first in the dirt. Rainbow rolled one arm underneath his right side while Twilight supported the other.
"I knew I should have stayed in bed" Rainbow groaned.
A few hours later Knifehead felt the world come back into focus. He looked at his hoof and nearly punched himself again when suddenly he noticed he was in a bed of sorts. He looked around the room with distaste. How icky that they used dead trees to make the walls! Knifehead would always prefer some magma or maybe a tissue bed. His ears flicked involuntarily towards the conversation in front of him.
"Maybe he came through the portal" the purple pony suggested. There were five other ponies including the rainbow one he had seen earlier.
"That ain't neccesarily a good thing Twi, what if they're evil on the other side?" an accented-possibly southern according to Knifehead's database-voice spat
"Yeah, look at his cutie mark. Nice people don't have swords for cutie marks" the rainbow one agreed. Knifehead screamed in horror and looked at his flank. Cutie mark?! That was ridiculous! He was a kaiju, a huge beast of untold power, not a plush, tiny creature with a "cutie mark"
"Look, he's up" a buttery yellow one said. She trotted over to him and asked "Are you alright mister?"
Knifehead didn't hear her as painful flashbacks slammed through his head. "Oh Precursors, Slattern will make fun of me again" he screeched piteously. For the third time that day Knifehead fainted