One day, Canada woke up and drizzled some maple syrup on his copious pancakes, which he then proceeded to give to Lithuania, who dodn't notice. Who admiringly said "Lorna's not a man she should be in the kitchen baking a cake that sounds like a haiku." "But" said Japan "A haiku is a poem, this is a cake. I'll eat anything." "However, Japan said, "This would form a haiku." He then ait seven pankakes. Fuck can't count. Women alre lovely, they belong in a man's house, doing his housework. Drew says women are lovely. Canada became sad. "I want your penis in me!", he exclaimed. Lithuania nodded and penetrated- "Wait a second" said Lithuania's fans "You forgot Poland!" Joe was then shot. Several times masturbating to shota. THIS IS WRITING IN MULTIPLES OF THREE. I CAN COUNT TO THREE, YES! Canada the fellated Lithuania. Poland was like, totally masturbating, and then Charles Darwin woke up. "...I came" he cried, his voluptuous barnacles still oscillating against his erect about a point with displacement proportional to their velocity. Then, Thomas Henry Huxley appeared, brandishing his five meter long archeological dig findings. "Oh look, a long hard red hammer and sickle motif, representing a- I never knew Ben's penis was so hard! It almost five meters long! Then Prussia appeared *shoots* he said "Hey! That's my penis! Your mother is a *** *** Lorem Ipsum *** *** Republican *** *** Daniel Radcliffe *** with a bucket of ***"
Later, a rhino ate his cereal, and that is not a euphemism, this caused him to go beserk and ask Russia to become one with the rhino. Russia did so and was arrested and thrown into milk shake prison, where the showers run with milkshake. I have an erection. Yes. Yes. Mr Cholmondley-Warner said to Grayson. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Suddenly, your mum! Thousands of them! "I'd tap that" said Sigmund Freud, who always said "Never drink your mother's semen. THat's my job. Ash then appeared. Freud then put his penis in Ash's USB prot. I have an apricot pudding. What? Mmm apricot pudding. Anyway, to reprise, long story short. "I'm not gay" Replied Johannes Brahms "I'm just British. GUTEN TAAG! I love your booty but I'm not gay." *thrusts while wearing a thong* "Nice Johannes Brahms." "You can't be Johannes Brahms you don't even have a piano on your head." "You...smell like muffins." "Wow Ben hivemind...yes." "Gay gay gay." "Yes. Gay like your mum, who is gay. Incredibly so!" "Indeed! I find her ladyparts are really menparts, they are quite florally scented despite their disturbingly wilted state." "I think you should put them in my vase, if you know-" said Belarus, as Russia flew by on wings of vodka and Russians. But then Korea said "But voska originated in Korea, as did Russians."