Chapter One: Flash back begins

I do not own Naruto (though I wish I did). This story is a KakaIru and SasuNaru fanfic. If you don't like these couples than don't read this story. This is my first time ever posting a story so plz no flames!

Iruka woke up with a jump. Sweaty and confused, he looked around at his surroundings. Even though the sun had not risen yet he could still make out faint silhouettes. In front of him was a smallfour drawer dresser made up of dark oak. Though it was still able to hold all of his folded up clothes.

To the right of him was a side table which held all of his most precious pictures: ones from his chid hood where he stood happy and playful in front of two strong, and resourceful parents, eyes shining with love and devotion. Another was of him in front of the ramen stand with Naruto, come to think of it, there were many of those. In the further back behind all the others, one caught the corner of his eye. Behind the slightly dusty glass was a picture of himself holding a bright red snowcone that slightly dripped from the heat down his tanned fingers. His face was a color identical to his frozen treat, and his brown eyes were seemingly quite interested in his feet as a strong, paler arm was draped around his shoulders.

Gazing up the arm, he could see a black mask covering half a face of a prematurely-gray-haired man. His normally one visible eye was accompained with his other, but both were closed in an arched fashion to display his inner joy of being there. Behind the mask, you could swear there was a crease where a "big-ass" grin was hiding shamelessly behind the soft texture. Behind them a blue sky shone with glittering light from the sun up above, white sand surrounded by crashing greenish-blue waves below this sky was littered with laughing ninja and their children. Both sporting the look, they were wearing matching swim shorts with dolphins lining the bottom half. Iruka laughed at the memory of how Kakashi had whined until he had agreed to be his "twin" for their little rendevous at the beach.

Flashback

"There you are!" Iruka growled, glaring up into the dark foilage of a tree not too far off from his apartment. "What the hell Kakashi-sensei? You were supposed to bring those reports, YESTERDAY!"

Kakashi, who had seemed to be dozing behind the orange cover of yet another volume of Icha Icha Paradise, lazily gazed over his favorite hiding place and down at the fuming school teacher. His one visible eye crinkled into a warm, mouth less smile and he casually waved. "Ah, Iruka-sensei, so good to see you. As you can see, I'm becoming lost...on the path of life yet again." He sighed and laid back, scratching the ridge of his nose.

"You and your stupid excuses! Why can't you say you were just being lazy, again!" Iruka stomped his foot to emphasize his anger, making Kakashi flinch a bit with a sarcastic fear in his open eye.

"My dear, dear Iruka-chan, I was NOT being lazy at all..." he smiled as he added the last part, a fiendish glint in his revealed eye. "For you see, there was another volume of Icha Icha Paradise that I just had to re read, for it has my most favorite pairing in it. The moves those two perform is utterly gorgeous, I had to see if I could do the same, so you see, I was working too. Just. Not. On. What I was supposed to be doing."

Iruka's face fell, a bright crimson layer falling over his usually dark skin. "What the hell?" He screamed, his arms flailing about. "Will you quit thinking with your groin for one second, just ONE second, and make my life a little easier? And who are you calling chan? I am NOT cute like some little kid!"

"Aw," Kakashi cooed. "But you're cute when you blush... and besides, I've been thinking the way I am now for all of my life, if I stop now, I'll surely die in battle or something. Now wouldn't that be sad? I know you'd miss me, you'd be all alone without your favorite stalker."

"Actually, I think then I could sleep at night without worrying about being mauled in my sleep...like last week."

"My groin has a mind of it's own, and I blame you since you were wearing pajamas too big for you, it was too cute to pass...but you didn't need to hit me in the head with a hammer, you know."

"It wasn't a hammer, it was a screw driver, for the tenth time already!"

"Doesn't matter, it still hurt. A lot. I demand retribution."

"For what?"

"My head ache, of course."

"You never give anything back for all those attempts you made to RAPE me!"

"...You never asked, and besides..." Kakashi stopped to calmly clean his ear with a finger. "You like it, you know it."

"I most certainly DO NOT!" Iruka growled, motioning with his own finger to clean up what Kakashi had dirtied right before his eyes. Once seeing Kakashi sigh and rub his forefinger against his shirt lightly, he continued. "Why in the world would I want a pervert chasing after me all the time!"

Kakashi shrugged and then laid back a little more, "Because I'm...good looking? Fun? Funny? Dare I say...sexy?"

"Shut up!" Iruka gasped, his face now red to flushed white. "Just...shut up already and give me those reports."

"Hm..." Kakashi contemplated, his eye staring at a leaf that passed him by. "I don't know...seems like a lot of trouble to be getting out of this HIGH tree for."

"You're a jounin, for crying out loud!"

"Yes, but I also have fears, and needs..."

"Your needs are the ulcer of mankind."

"Mmm," Kakashi purred, glancing at Iruka. "But I still can't come down, not with this insufferable headache pounding inside my little skull, now can I?"

Iruka sighed, he couldn't take this anymore. "Fine, fine, I'm sorry I hit you on the head with a screw driver."

"Hammer."

"Whatever."

Kakashi frowned and hmed outloud, a little too loud for Iruka to feel calm around. Rubbing his chin, he smirked and then looked down at Iruka again. "Well..." he began. "If you are really sorry, then maybe...you'll...go out with me today? Say, date-like, now perhaps?"

"No!" Iruka glowered. "I have a class to teach, and need I remind you do too, though you're probably late again, like ALWAYS!"

"Ooh, you're good, very good," Kakashi complimented. "It's a such a turn-on when I see the man I adore knows me so well..."

Iruka frowned, his shoulders slumping again from defeat. "You...perverted bastard..." He growled.

Kakashi stood up then, chuckling giddily. "Well," he stated. "I'll be picking you up in about ten minutes at your house. See you there!" With that, he vanished in a puff of smoke and was gone.

Iruka frowned, staring up where the other teacher had once been before. When it struck him...

"Dammit, he got away from me, AGAIN!"

Thank you for reading, and possibly reviewing. This is my first fanfic and it'll get better as it goes along. Suggestions are welcome and hoped for.

Thank you Sichugirl, my big sis, for helping me write this, and putting up with my Kakashi and Iruka obsessions...KakaIru!

Thank you Chrissy430, for believing I could write like all of you do; ha ha ha, now I am following in all your footsteps so watch out! Someday I will put up the choose your own adventure on another .net since this one won't let me...grr...

I hope to put up more soon in the near future, thank you again! This is just the intro, but we'll be seeing chibis in the near future, so don't worry.