Yes, this is meant to be like as if a n00b wrote it. NO FLAMES!!! Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING. Lewis Carroll owns the story and characters, Tim Burton made the movie!

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wunce upon a time in undurland there wuz a gurl naymed alice and she wuz playing in teh forest and then fell down some rabbit hole and ended up there and she didnt no how 2 get back and didnt bother asking so she stayed there for teh rest of her lyfe

then 1 day when alice was 19 yeerz old she saw teh mad hatter doing some weerd dance like he did in teh movee and he wuz singing "twuz brilleeg and the slithee toadz did gyer and gimbell in teh wabe all mimzee were the borrowgrovez and teh mowme rathz owtgrabe"

and after dat he saw her and thought she was purdee and said "i luv u alice lol" and alice said "i luv u tarrant lol" and then they kissed.

then one day alice made kupkakes and wuz going to teh mad hatters place for sum tee and then stayne jumped out from behind a tree and sed "give me ur kupkakes or else" and alice said "omg im skared lol" and stayne sed "u shood be lol" and alice sed "get ur own kupkakes lol" and kept gowing and then stayne cawt up with her and yanked teh basket out of her handz and said "ty" and she yanked them out of his hands and ran away

then when she got there and they were drinking tee and eating kupkakes stayne showed up and said "hey tarrant im gonna kidnap alice now k?" and teh mad hatter said "y?" and he said "cuz she wouldnt give mee her kupkakes tats y" and teh mad hatter sed "k cya alice" and stayne kidnapd her "oh and im taking teh kupkakes with me" stayne sed and then he took teh kupkakes

"stayne ur so dumb i wunna go back 3 tarrants so i can finish my kupkake" alice sed and then she kicked him in the leg "ow tat hurt" stayne sed and then alice sed "i will nevr make kupkakes for u so move on with ur lyfe" and stayne sed "no u will live here for teh rest of ur lyfe making kupkakes for mee" and alice sed "no i wont" and stayne sed "yes u will" and alice sed "no i wont and i wont giv u teh ressipee" alice yelled "yes u will" stane sed while eating his 3rd kupkake

then when stayne wuz nowhere in site she left and went back 2 teh mad hatter and wen he saw her he sed "omg alice ur back so soon how did u get owt?" and alice sed "i snuck owt lol" and then he sed wunce agen "i luv u alice lol" and she sed "i luv u too tarrant lol" and they kissed and got maryed and had a boi named alice jr and a gurl named mad hatter jr the end