A/N: Hello world! This is Truth or Dare. GLEE STYLE! The NDs are gonna be doing some serious TorD in this story. Prompts are welcome, but not at all necessary, so don't feel obligated. :) ON WITH THE STORY!
Truth or Dare: Glee Style
Round 1
Rachel and the rest of the New Directions were gathered in a circle on her living room on a friday night. Her dads had let her have the house to herself, so naturally, she invited the gang for a night of Truth or Dare.
"I'll start us off, seeing as I'm the host!" Rachel said pompusly as she turned towards Finn. "Finn, truth, or dare?"
"Truth," Finn replied; he knew from experience that Rachel was evil when choosing dares or people.
"Tell the truth, Finn. Do you masterbate to Adam Lambert?"
"What? No, never!" Finn lied.
"Oh my god, Finn is gay!" Kurt giggled, falling into Blaine's lap and bursting into laughter.
"What? No, I'm not, Kurt, I swear!"
Blaine smiled. "It's okay, Finn, we don't think any less of you."
"Yeah, but I-"
"Your turn to pick somebody!" Rachel called.
"Ugh, fine. Quinn, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Quinn replied.
"What's the worst thing that ever happened to you?" Finn asked, dopey smile plastered to his face.
Quinn rolled her eyes. Finn sucked at Truth or Dare. "Getting pregnant by Mohawk Boy over there," she snapped, gesturing to Puck, who glared indignantly.
"Hey! No fair! I thought we were over that already."
"Shh!" Brittany shushed. "It's Quinn's turn to pick." She was oblivious to the affronted look Puck gave her, and instead paid attention to the blonde girl.
"Puck, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Puck said.
"Why doesn't anyone pick dares?" Santana snapped.
"Shh, Sanny, it's Puck's turn, not yours," Brittany chastised again, making Santana feel like a kid.
"Puck, who do you have a crush on?" Quinn asked.
Puck looked down at his feet. "Finn," he muttered.
There was a long pause. Kurt was the one to break it by breaking into a fit of giggles again. "Oh my god! I knew Puck was gay! I knew it!"
"Shut it, Hummel," Puck hissed. "Okay. Santana, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," Santana growled.
"Makeout with Brittany for the rest of this round," Puck smirked.
"Yay! Lady kisses!" Brittany squealed.
"Gladly," Santana smiled, leaning in to kiss her girlfriend. "Wait," she pulled away. "Let me do Brittany first. Truth or Dare Britt?"
"Dare," Brittany replied with a smile.
"Let your hair loose," Santana licked her lips as Brittany complied.
"Let me take my turn first, Sanny," she smiled. "Lauren, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Lauren replied boredly.
"What's the one place you've always wanted to go to?"
"An italian buffet," Lauren replied. "aw, crap. See? Now I'm hungry," she snarled, pulling a candy bar out of her pocket.
"Can I complete my dare now?" Santana asked.
"Yes please, Sanny," Brittany replied as Santana lunged onto her, kissing her roughly and with passion.
Lauren turned, observing every person in the room. "Evans! Truth or Dare?" she barked, still munching on her candy bar.
Sam froze. "D-dare?" he asked tentatively.
"I dare you to pour water all over Hummel."
"But this is designer!" Kurt squeaked, clutching his silk shirt protectively.
"Everything you own is designer," Blaine pointed out.
"Well, yeah, but still!" Kurt defended.
"Do it, Evans," Lauren leaned back, resting her back against the couch.
Sam sighed, got up, and walked into the kitchen.
"Please don't," Kurt squeaked when he came back.
Sam ignored him and dumped the slightly cold bottle of water over him.
"You ruined my shirt!" Kurt huffed, crossing his arms.
"Sorry!" Sam called. "Mike? Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Mike replied.
"Who's the scariest person in this room?" Sam asked.
Mike glanced between Santana, Lauren, and Puck.
"All three of them," he shuddered, pointing to them and cowering into Tina's shoulder.
"Wimp!" Lauren called out.
"Fuck you! I'm the scariest!" Santana screamed, pulling away from her makeout session with Brittany.
"Dude, that's sad!" Puck clicked his tongue.
"Tina! Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you dream about me?" Mike asked eagerly.
"Yes. All the time," she replied. "Artie? Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Artie replied.
"Do you find me attractive?"
"Sort of," Artie muttered, rubbing the back of his neck. "Mercedes? Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," Mercedes replied.
"Go makeout with Sam for the remainder of this round."
"Sounds fun!" Mercedes squealed, hurrying over to her boyfriend and kissing him passionately. "Oh, right!" she pulled away. "Kurt? Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Kurt smiled. "I have nothing to hide."
"What's the best thing you've ever done at a fair?"
"erris wheel with Blaine," Kurt sighed dreamily as he gazed at his boyfriend.
"I'm glad you had fun, baby. I'd hate it if you didn't," Blaine smiled, kissing Kurt on the nose as Mercedes rolled her eyes and turned back to Sam.
"Truth or Dare, my love?" Kurt smiled at Blaine.
"Truth, baby."
"What animal do I remind you of?" Kurt asked.
"A kitten. A cute, sweet little blue-eyed kitten," Blaine replied, kissing him passionately.
"Aw, Blaine! Love you!"
"Love you too! Rachel, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," she smiled.
"Kiss Finn."
"But, he's gay," Rachel frowned.
"No I'm not!" Finn huffed.
Rachel rolled her eyes and leaned in to kiss him.
"Alright," she smiled when she finished. "Who's up for Round Two?"
A/N: eheheeheeheehee...Round Two is gonna be awesomer!