Ponies On 45: Pony Musicals!

by Listie The Scribe Maid

Every wished that pony fanfiction just started singing song parodies about themselves? Ya haven't, but it's here now! A collection of pony-song-parodies about fanfiction, blogs, the show, fan games, fan art, you name it. MOST RECENT PARODY: A parody of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne about Trixie.

1. Cupcakes

A/N: I wrote this with the intention of recording it and putting it on YouTube, but... It just didn't sound right to me. I might, someday, but, for now, here's just the lyrics.

Cupcakes: The Musical!
A parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2
New lyrics by That Gamer
Cupcakes belongs to Sgt. Sprinkles
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro and one Ms. Lauren Faust

I went to Pinkie's place
She said, "We'll make cupcakes"
She didn't seem to mind the fact
That I was a little late
Then I saw her
With that smile
Deceitful

We started making cupcakes
Like she said we would
Then she suggested
I try a baked good
So I tried one
Got knocked out
Last hour

Woke up in her basement
Stood over with a knife
Friend me, invite me, kill me, bake me

Then she took her weapons
Took off my wings and mark
And then she cut me open
She took out my heart
Took out my guts
This is not
Sane

I saw the light
Pinkie, this isn't right
Friend me, invite me, kill me, bake me

She gave them out to ponies
So they could eat my remains
And then they bought some more
Saying "They're not great, but they're OK"
She made them with hate
And, oh great
Some pepper

(Oh my)

Now my corpse is stuffed
And my mark's on her dress now
Friend me, invite me, kill me, bake me

A/N: I know the Cupcakes thing is old, but this just popped out of nowhere and I had to write it. I personally think that this one of my best parodies, right up there with Cream the Hedgehog: The Musical and if somebody wants to record this, go ahead, I don't care, just make sure I get a writing credit. This is That Gamer saying "Bonum bocte et fortuna".