00. Prologue

Glinda: Fiyero we love you

Do you want to marry me?

Please?

Elphaba: pretty please with sugar on top.

Well, he isn't going to marry you

G:Of course he is. I'm so popular and good!

E: (Not according to him!)

G: How do you know?

E:He told me of course. He tells me everything.

G:Everything?

Eyes, that's what I said (wrote)

G: So, you already know that you suck in bed!

E: How would you know?

G:That's what he told me.

E: When would he have told you?

G:Last night, after telling me how good I am.

Ha! Now you're silent!

E: Well, I'm sorry, I was just enjoying the pleasure that is Fiyero. You were saying something?

G: You maybe got him during the day. I got him at night!

E: Oh, no I understand why he is so desperate for some good loving' everyday!

G: Is he that good in faking his pleasure?

E: I'm sure you know all about that!

G:I never fake my pleasure. I don't need to.

E: I didn't mean it like that, he needs to.

G: What makes you think that?

E: He does

G: How do you know? And now don't say he told you because than we're back at the beginning.

E: Again, I'm sorry, but that's is just the way it is. Remember that he left your engagement ball with me.

G: And what do you think were he reason that he came back? At night? You just can't give him the pleasure he wants

E: Obviously, you can't either. As he spends most of his awake time with me.

G: Well, he's not really tiered when he is done with you. He is definitely not really giving all he got, when he's with me he really gives all he got.

E: Okay, fine, you go and be his sex slave, at least I get to spend some quality time with the gay, next to great time we have in bed.

G: He has other qualities than sex? Maybe I should try that out some time.

E: I wouldn't if I were you, I'm sure that would be a disaster. He's got me for that, and I'm not sure if you are capable of being good company.

G: I can be a good person too. I made him breakfast once. He liked it.

E: Wow, breakfast, you go girl! How many times did you try it before it was decent enough to serve him?

G: He helped me out. Isn't that cute!

E: No, that's just him making sure you didn't kill him with you cooking.

G: Hé, I can't help it. I usually have people cook for me. Do you know that Boq is a really good cook, sadly enough he's gay!

E: Well, if you can hire someone to cook for you, why don't you hire someone to "keep you energies up at night", so I can have Fiyero all to myself again. And if you're so fond of Boq, why don't you invite him along and have a threesome.

G: Do you think Fiyero would like that? I mean I don't think he is gay. But apparently you know him better than I do.

E: What does Yero have to do with this? I meant you, Boq, and some other random gay you picked from the street.

G: Just to get this straight, I'm not a whore!

E: I never said that! I just figured you would like some variation…

G: We also could do a threesome. You know. Me, you and your Yero. I don't think he would mind.

E: I'm pretty sure he mind at all…

G:Is this a yes or a no? you have to be more clear. I'm not a bright as you are!

E: I didn't say yes or no, that's just the thing!

G: Maybe we just should ask him.

E: That sounds like a plan!

G: I think it is a plan! So, how are we going to ask him? I got an idea. You're busy during the day, than I walk in and ask if I can join. What say you?

E: I say, why that way, persé? Not that I'm complaining, but I just want to know why not the other way around?

G: Ow I don't mind the other way around. But I'm not really good at stopping once I start. So you maybe you have to wait.

E: Oh, don't worry I'll make you stop ;)

G: May I know how?

E: Oh, no, I'm not going to spoil the fun!

G:Ow, kinky!

E: Well, if we're going to do it, we better do it good!

G: Yeah, do you take top or bottom?

E: One way, or the other, or both, I'm quite flexible.

G: You can't have him all for yourself. Than it is not a threesome.

E: You asked. I just stated my options.

G: Yeah, but "both ways" is not an option. BTW are we speaking horizontal or vertical?

E: Again, one way, or the other, or both (as in first one and than the other) anyway, maybe we could just let him decide (first). I'm sure he's full of exciting ideas.

G: Yeah! I know everything about him, and his exciting idea's 

E: I know, he got them for me.

G: It was your idea to hang me up the ceiling and take me from the back?

E: Well, yes, of course. Though I hang from a three, but it's still basically the same…

G: Just a small question. Did he use that back toy on you? Because I gave him that!

E: If it's the one I think is than no. you clearly don't know where to get your toys. Back then I already found it surprising he would show up with that, but that explains a lot.

G: Apparently we have a different kind of pleasure. What do you like?

E: That's none of your business. Yero knows, and that's enough

G: If we're going threesome I'll need to know. Or I will just try something on you and then you say if you like it or not

E: Well, what kind of things do you want to know. Give me some of your examples, I'm sure that will help.

G: I think a desk would do for you. You know. You as master brain. It's a variation of me in the clothing closet. (that was btw when we were still sharing a room. He said that you looked cute when you slept. )

E: Oh, we're talking about role playing?! In that case…

G: Your role will be the dog and I will be the beautiful wife

E:Sound quite good actually! Than I can lick his face, sit on his lap, be fed by him...oh, the opportunities! To much to mention!

G:And what if mammy gets enough of you and puts you outside in the rain?

E:I'll catch the door and howl like a wolf

G:Do you think that will turn him on? I don't think so

E: No, of course not, that would be sad. But I do think that it will annoy him so that he'll let me back in and snuggle with me to comfort me for being out in the rain so long.

G: Not if he is "slightly" to busy with me.

E: Over the years I've learned how not to make my presence known, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to reverse that. And otherwise I'm quite sure you room has a big window.

G:On every door or window there is a very nice lock.

E:Yes, but the thing about windows is, they are see-though.

G:Really? I didn't know that! That called a curtain!

E:And do you see this? It's called the Grimmerie, it has lots of nice little word combinations that when read out loud produce marvellous things.

G: You lucky girl. That's pretty mean of you because you know I can't read that.

E: If you had just learned to read it like I told you to, you wouldn't have a problem right now

G: I tried. I really tried, Elphie. But something just needed a little more attention.

E: That's why he brought it back to me, 'cause you were so careless with it. But I do have to admit that it's a little more weathered now, as I was so happy when he brought it back, that I lost all resistance.

G: To Fiyero?

E: Yes, yes, of course, who else? I remember it so well…
That was one wild day. You must remember it too. We had exhausted each other out so much, that we slept through the night.

G: You where the reason that he didn't showed up?! He said he had a problem with Madame Morrible and that he had to do some night work to catch up. I already thought is was a bit odd.

E:That's indeed a bit odd…he should work on his imagination and lying. Seriously, Madame Morrible and Fiyero. Ew! BAD IMAGES…

G: Yeah! But you and Yero also not really matches. You're just to green. Sorry.

E:You two don't really match either. I'm surprised that he can even find his way, all the ssparkles are so blinding. You can never see anything.

G:He doesn't have to look. He has to touch.

E:Well, then we'll just turn the light off, no sparkles, no green slain. Though, I do have to say, back in Shiz you really liked my green slain, if I can believe the things you said while you're sleeping.

G: Ow, are we starting like that? Than I know one. You once said you had once a threesome with Boq and Fiyero in you sleep. Sounded pretty good.

E:That indeed it was. Too bad Boq turned out to be gay. I know you agree on that one.

G: Yeah. I agree. Which fantasy's did I told you in my sleep?

E: Oh let me just say that I thought you were a lesbian, and just was with Fiyero for you social status… 'cause, seriously, Galinda and her green roommate? That's just killing everything you'd built up.

G: Well. That's indeed how it started. But than I found out how good Fiyero is in bed and then…you know the story.

E: Better than your fantasies?

G:Well, yeah. I never had high expectations of guys but he proved me wrong.

E:I'm sure he did… he's also better than a girl?

G:Well, he's better than you.

E:How would you know? You just said the real thing is better than the fantasy!

G: I just know. Now, you tell me a secret. Something that no one else knows.

E: You can't just know! And since we're "back at Shiz" again, I already told you my secret.

G: You must have more than one secret. I have more than one secret.

E: Maybe I do. Back than you went first, let's no brake tradition.

G: In our first year I studied 3 weeks long ever night just to beat you in class and let you think I just knew all that without studying.

E: Okay, I "corrected" a mark in a teachers notebook when I had an insufficient.

G: Wow! You're apparently not always so brainy

Okay, another secret.

I had sex with Boq, years before he went gay, just to make him shut up!

E: Ahw, poor Boq. I always wondered why he turned out to be gay. That explains a lot! There was indeed a reason!

G: Boq didn't turn gay because of me. He turned gay because Fiyero said something to him (and I know what :D)

E: You know, I'm not even going to ask what Yero said!

G:Are you sure about that, because it's so scandalisious

E:You're going to tell me anyway, you cannot not tell me. So just spit it out and get it over with.

G: Okay, but promise you don't tell Yero that you know because than I get into trouble.

E: What kind of trouble?

G: Well, he did not really tell me. But the last time I told someone something I were not allowed to tell, he stole all of my dresses and shoes, so I had to walk in sloppy jeans and bare feet for a whole week. It were so terrible!

E:Oh, I thought he'd might spank you, and in that case I wasn't sure if you would qualify is as "trouble"

G: No, that's no trouble. That's good.

E: That's what I meant! You've experience with being spanked by him?

G: Ow yeah!

E: It's his favourite role game, him playing Captain of the Guard and me the Wicked Witch of the West who has just captured, he enjoys it so much.

G: Yeah, I get the picture.
Did you ever played lingo with him?

You know. You guess a word and when you are correct you are allowed to grasp "something"

E:I'm sure he liked it, seeing as you'll probably never be correct.

G: Hey! I know a lot of words! Just not in school subjects and btw from time to time my hand shot out anyway. He didn't really mind.

E:Words that mean the same thing like "good"? and of course any sex related words… who would've thought, Galinda upland/Glinda the good turns out to be a total sex addict.

G: Well, it has always been a part of me. I just don't always show it. And what about Miss Thropp? An a scale from 1 to 10 (10 the highest) how much are you sex addicted?

E: I'm green, people have thought of much worse things that I was supposed to be doing. But anyway, when you're all alone in the woods, a cave, a castle, one mined does begin the wander, so it's nice to stay active the time I'm not alone…

G: What is your greatest sex fantasy? I want to hear details!

E: Why suddenly such a topic change?

G:To get the conversation going. Answer my question! Please.

E:For the sake over keeping the conversation going, I thought you were going to tell me what Fiyero said to Boq that made him (Boq of course, Yero could never be gay) turn gay.

G:You never said you promise not the tell Yero.

E:Okay, I'll promise I won't tell him! Why would I want to tell him anyway?

G: I don't know. But really take care that you don't accidentally let it slip.

But okay I will tell you. Fiyero told Boq that he would be allowed to have me on the moment he, Fiyero, wouldn't bet interested in me. But he also said that would be unlikely. Boq tried every girl on Fiyero but that just did not work so he tried to do something himself. He did get some response from Yero but that was more out of surprise than out of interested.

E: Well, than Boq just really started to like Fiyero, 'cause he didn't try out all the girls…

G: He didn't try you because he thought that Fiyero sooner be gay than fall in love with you.

E: Apparently, Boq thought wrong, but that's just because he's so small minded like all the Munchkinds, I can hardly blame him for that

G: Okay. Now I told a secret. Now it's your turn again.

E: Does it have to be a secret of mine, or can it also be a secret of Yero that I know of?

G:It also can be his

E: Then, I know that the once scandalisious Price was curious and in the mood for something different than his bubbly girlfriend. He decided to check if everything worked "down there" by Nessa.

G: And Nessa told you this? Or Yero?

E: Nessa did, as any good sister would. I've kept if form you until now, 'cause I didn't want to break you tender heart.

G: Must have been a pretty big shock for you two. That you're sister got him before you.

E: That wasn't love, just pure curiosity, I couldn't care less.

G: Just curious, does everything work?

E: She felt "something" but being inexperienced as she is, I'm not entirely sure what and how much she felt.

G: And what was Yero's reaction towards her?

E: You should ask him, he doesn't know that I know

G: I wonder what his reaction, will be when I just ask him, straight in his face "hey dearest, what did you feel when you fucked Nessa?" yeah I can picture the look on his face.

E: Than just go ahead and ask, but sure to report back to me about his reaction, a photo would be wonderful.

G: Yeah, just walk in with a camera . no he really no sensing that something is going on.

E: Keep it behind your back, walk up to him seductively, use some sweet talk first and then ask him with your seductive voice, pull out your camera real fast, snap and done.

G: Okay I will do it tonight. If I'm not at breakfast tomorrow you know something bad happened.

E: Something bad?

G: He's pretty strong, you know. What if he uses his strength for the wrong things.

E: He wouldn't do that! Or maybe he needs to get rid of his energy, and then indeed he could do something bad. That's why we role play often, to prevent things like that.

G: Well, it's still day if you tiered him a bit…

E: I sure will do, don't you doubt that for a second. Thought, if I remember correctly, you said I wasn't capable of doing that.

G: I said a little

E: No, you said "a bit"

G: That the same, isn't it, Miss Clever!

E: No, "little" has twice as more letters as "bit" which uses a "b" and not an "e" and "l", do I need to go on? Maybe I should come over to your place too, you never know if I can wear him out enough, and as we decided before, we don't want anything bad to happen.

G: So were back to the threesome plan? I don't really know anymore what we already planned. I think we got stuck with who got which part of him. What say you?

E: I say that that is about where we "got stuck"

G: I thought you said you were so flexible.

E:Yes, but that would kind of leave you out, and then it isn't a threesome anymore. Though maybe you enjoy to just watch.

G: No, I'm more a doing person when it comes to sex. You?

E: Me too, you don't get flexible overnight, you know?!

G: Okay, let's start with the basics. Light off or on? I think it should be off. Then he doesn't see you when he comes in and than…surprise!

E: Sounds like a plan! Though screaming surprise doesn't sound as far as sneaking up behind him and than do …something…

G: Yeah, I will lie on bed when he comes in, than he will walk towards me and you cover hi eyes with your hand and than he will be puzzled.

E: I'll be sure they (my hands) will be cold. (than they can later be warmed by him)

G: Make sure he doesn't linger to long with you. Otherwise I'm lying on the bed waiting. And keep in mind that you already had an entire day with him.

E: Don't worry, I'll get us to the bed soon enough, though what happened to asking him about Nessa and taking his picture? Do we want to throw that in or save it later?

G: Later. In case he doesn't want to say it and runs off.

E: Yes, that would be pity. Though we might be able to him come back. That is, if he look and listen in.

G: What would you be wearing tonight. (making sure we match)

E: Well, do you own anything dark by now, since I don't have anything light. Maybe we could contrast if we don't find anything to match.

G:I got something pink. And you?

E:To be honest, no. Maybe I could borrow something from you.

G: Yeah! I have the perfect thing for you. What your bra size?

E: I wouldn't know, I never wear those thing.

G:You don't? but than your boobs will hang before you're 30.

E:Do I look like I care?

G: Apparently not. You should though. Do you think yours are smaller, bigger or the same size as mine?

E:Do you think that I seriously sat down and compared our boobs?

G:I don't know. We did share a room.

E: Yes, but I was a nerdy bookish girl, not a gossiping, lets-kiss-each-other-to-practice-our-technique girl.

G: I never did that! Okay once… but were drunk. But if you read every book in the world you also would have read the books about boobs.

E: I never said that I had read every book in the world!

G: You didn't?! I always though that. I thing everyone thought that.

E:and when exactly did you though I had read every book? 'cause I wouldn't keep rereading them all.

G: Fine. But if you would look at my boobs, right now, and than you own what you say?

E:I couldn't say, there are too covered right now.

G: You want me to undress? What happened to the shy Elphie that covered her head with her blanked when I undressed myself?

E:You ask that now? Do you realise what we've been talking about all this time?

G: Yeah, I know. But maybe you kept you clothes on during the sex. Did Yero never said anything about you boobs?

E: Nothing that was comparing mine to yours.

G: When he covers you bobs with his hands, are his hands than completely full?

E: I think you should ask him, we may have a different interpretation of full hands.

G: Yeah, than it will be a little difficult if we want to do a threesome tonight. You really don't have any bra? Also not one that Yero gave you?

E:He has it, he loves to wear it when we do a different role play than the one I mentioned earlier.

G: Ow tell me!

E: Oh, you wouldn't want to know…

G:Ow, yes I do

E:Well, he just basically plays you.

G: Is he good at it?

E: I can only imagine of course, but he's got your voice down quite good by now. But he doesn't really do much, as I play him.

G: And what do you do to "me"?

E: He gave me this wonderful strap-on once and since he already has something "sticking out" at the front, the only way in is at the back.

G: Is it nice?

E: Oh, it feels great, you should definitely try it once (or more often)

G: Hmm. I'm more a person for the spanking than the toys. That's why you got that black one. I prefer normal ways only than a bit rough.

E: Sure, that's perfectly normal, I was just answering your question and give you a suggestion. So no need to bring it along for our "date"?

G: Up to you. I think he would like it. And I will or wait or start on you pretty face.

E: Yes, you could do that, but it isn't called a threesome for no reason. We could sandwich him. I'm pretty sure he would like that.

G: But a sandwich with two girls and one boy is not really working is it?

E:It work when you have said strap-on, me from back, you on the front. We'll just make it work.

G: We could strap him to the bed. And than lie next to him, one on each side, and then inch by inch curl up to each other.

E: Yes, I can just see him there, lying helpless, watching us, either begging to be involved or staring his eyes out.

G: Ow yeah. We should bring whipped cream

E: Whipped cream is always a success. What about…do you have any other great suggestion, you sound experienced.

G: Well a closet is always fun because you really have to be extremely close to each other. But I don't know if we would fit with three.

E: Are you telling me you don't have this huge walk-in closet? Or something a little smaller so we'll have to be closer.

G: Well yeah, but one is full with clothing and the other one I have is full with shoes. So that leaves us with the one that usually empty but Yero but I just fit in, so with the three of us it's going to be squeezing.

E: We'll manage, and we wouldn't all have to standing up.

G: Do you got more idea's.

E: Do you know a pool, lake or river nearby? Or maybe you already have this big hot/bubble tub…

G: What would you say to the fact that I have nearly all. Remember that my parent pay for my house. Have you ever been there?

E: No, I kind of disappeared before I could go there, remember? And I found it just to cruel to have sex with Yero in your bed.

G: You should come over. Another reason to do it at my place. Yero could bring you there. But that would take the surprise away. Ow, I have the perfect plan. I invite both of you for dinner and then you "go away" and then I take him to my bathroom, you seek through the window into my bedroom and switch off all the lights. Than we get out the bathroom into the bedroom and then we start our "program"

E: See, I knew there was a reason I befriended with you. You may not know a lot about history and the like, but you know how to plan successful "dates". So do we have a day/time already set for this?

G:Well, we can't do it tonight, because he promised me a really good night and you are not disturbing that!

E:Hmm.. yeah, I wouldn't want to do that... And, thinking about it, I still don't have anything to wear. But on a second thought, why bother wearing something when it's going to be torn from your body anyway!?

G: Because he must get "hungry" before the real game begins.

E:That he does. Have you never wondered why my dress is so ruffled? I just have to keep putting the torn fabric on again and again. But apparently he think it looks good on me, as he keeps tearing pieces off.

G:You not want to know what happened to my Shiz dress. you know, the white one. He said that that dress belonged to my innocent years and now he uses pieces of the dress to tie me to the bed. And he said that once the dress is completely gone he will start on my bubble dress. So I'm glad that the Shiz dress has so many layers because I really love my bubble dress.

E:I'd figure he would start on that weird one-sleeve outfit you wore on the day you engaged yourself to him, or your actual engagement gown, before going over to your bubble dress.

G:I hope so! Because people will not recognize me if I don't appear in my bubble dress.

E:And that would certainly be the end of the world!

G:Yes!

E:And you don't have a spare bubble dress around?

G:yes, I do. But that one is less bubbly!

E:Then get someone to make another one for you before Fiyero gets a hold of it!
If he does though, may I have a go at it too? it'ssodamnsparkly,itblindsmyeyesandIquitelikemyeyesight

G:Watch it! Or I will make sure you wake up with pink hair one day!

E:Just don't look surprised when you look into the mirror one morning and a girl with black hair is staring back at you...

G:Than I just know that you hexed my mirror!

E:*cough*orcolouredyourhair*cough*

G:Okay, fine! we just should stop being mean to each other and go back to our plan.
Where were we?

E:Deciding on a day and time

G:Right! how about coming Friday. Inviting two people over for dinner on a Friday is not so strange so he will not get suspicious. Is that okay with you?

E:Sure, sounds like a plan. It's not that I have anything better to do anyway...

G:Don't you have a job?

E:Who would hire someone with green skin that is known Oz-wide as the most dangerous person around? Surely, I can just see them lining up for miles to convince me to come work for them! Screaming to get my attention and listen to their offer to take it in the end.

G:But Elphie, there are so many jobs today where they don't need to say you. You can work for me, for example, to answer my fan mail. I will pay you well. And you can take Fiyero with you if you find the work a bit boring from time to time

E:But then I would have to stare at your face all day long (no offence, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing), as I'll have to sign your photos for the people to hang them above their beds. And I cannot write as swirl as you. And NO, I will not learn how to do so.

G:Ow, I have another job for you. (but I don't think Fiyero will be able to help you with this) You can sort my wardrobe. Right now it is one big mess and I want everything back in order of colour. You can do the green and the black section. These are the two smallest so I think you will only need one week to do that.

E:You actually own something black? Or do you have tons of little black dresses? And how can I sort out black, black = black.
And on the subject of Fiyero, I think he could be of more help here than with the fan mail replies.

G:Have one long black dress and the others are indeed short dresses. And further you have a black dress with light pink straps, and a black dress with pink straps, and a black dress with darkish pink straps, and a black dress with dark pink straps etc.

E:Well, if you know them all so well, why don't YOU do it?

G:Because it is a lot of work. And I have no time for that. you know, with all the meetings that i have to attempt and everything.

E:Ahw, your life is so stressful, living in your big mansion with maids taking care of you by day and a lovely man taking care of you by night. I can only imagine how hard that must be, poor you!

G:Well, you have a man around you all day to help you, fetch you refreshments and stuff. And the maids are horrible! They really don't do anything else than gossip. and it is mostly about you and i don't like that

E:But who is there to keep me warm in the cold and windy night, when I'm not lucky enough to have found shelter in some icy cave for the night?

G:Sweetie, than you really should have come to my castle. It's always warm and dry here

E:Like I can just walk in there, I'll even wave at your gossiping maids when I pass them!

G:You said you were good in going somewhere unseen. you can come at night, than those maids will be gone or a sleep.

E:But, then... What about Fiyero? Does he actually know that we know?

G:I never told him. and if you ask that I can take the conclusion that you neither told him. do you think we should?

E:Well, we could mess around with him a little during our dinner. He assumes we don't know where he spends the other half of the day, but of course, we know. So we could try posing difficult questions, talk about related stuff and see him trying to keep his act up and act like all is cool. I'd like to know how long it will take before he will break.

G:Good one! questions like: "he dear, what do say of a nice picnic just the two of us at the park" and then say a date on which you two have already planned something.

E:Yes, especially when you begin with "hey dear..."
And then when he feels kind of caught, we'll act like it's nothing and just be blissfully unaware. That last part cannot possibly be hard for you, that's how you go through life. So it's a simple and easy, though effective and fun plan!

G:Fine that you call me "blissfully unaware", but then miss clever can tell him, when times comes and we had our laugh, to tell him that we know.

E:Thank you, that's the fun part! Remember to keep your camera at the ready ;) Maybe we could ask about Nessa first, just for fun, before we reveal that we know his big secret.

G:Just tease him first with the picnic question and stuff and then start like:
"Sweetie, we have to confess something...we know your secret."
Than he relaxes and then we say
"We know you slept with Nessa"
Than he is confused and tense again.
Ow I really want to see his face!!

E:Knew Nessa would come in handy some day!
Do you have like security cameras (or cameras you use to film other baaaaad stuff with) around your mansion , so we could actually film it.

G:I have a computer in my dining room with a web cam!

E:That also works fine!
But it doesn't have a light that shows that it is actually filming, right? 'Cause that would ruin the whole thing, he will suspect something if he's actually gained some working brain cells over the years...

G:Yes, it does have a light, but it's small and i have scarf stuffed around the foot so you don't really see it.

E:Let me guess, it's pink.

G:No, it's black. I use the pink one to accessorise myself with. I use the black ones decorate things.

E:But it's probably stitched together with pink thread.

G:No silver. I think it will look good on you. you can have it after our "game"

E:Or I could wrap it around myself before we begin, as we still hadn't decided on something to wear for me... Then I could be unwrapped like a present

G:We first need it to hide the cam. if I change the scarf, he will notice!

E:I could take it when you're off to your bathroom, he won't notice it then, as you'll be so kind to distract him.

G:That's a good one. The scarf is long but I don't think it's long enough to cover your top AND you bottom. do you got a black with silver bottom or bra?

E:One can never wear too much clothing. And we had already established that I do not own a single bra, but I do have blank panties, though I doubt it has any silver in it.

G:Black panties will do. Shall i than go in white or in pink?

E:You're asking me for fashion advise? I thought you knew all about popular!
Anyway, that depends on what you'll wear to dinner, if that will be white, I wouldn't go in pink, as you see it under your dinner outfit (though maybe you would like that...). But if you're wearing something darker than white, I would go with what looks best on you, or what set you (or he) like(s) more.

G:Ow, I know something fun. I take my long black dress. (he never has seen that one) and than you go in pink!

E: ...
I know something fun!
How about...
NO! Never

G:You don't know if you don't try. maybe he will like it

E:Do you have something for me too wear then? Something that fits

G:You are not so much taller than i am, and you are not wider. so i have a very nice pink dress. let me see if i can find a picture...

But its maybe a bit overwhelming.
I think this one is better.

E:I'd indeed prefer the second one, as I don't like looking like a giant strawberry cake.

G:Personally this is one of my favourites:

E:Well, it's still better than the very first one! Wouldn't you get cold only wearing that?

G:It were summer the last time I was wearing that

E:Okay, even still, I am not going to wear it!

G:The pink with black one?!

E:Well, I have a feeling I am not going to get out of this. So, yes, to save my energy for later, I shall wear the pink and black one.

G:That's my girl! Yero would be proud of you!

E:He better be! I cannot believe that after all those years, I will be wearing something pink. Please say that you don't have some gigantic 10 course dinner planned for us.

G:Ow, no, no, no, no ,no. just something small. and vegetarian. maybe i do order a special wine. Fiyero always likes a good red wine.

E:Are you planning to get him drunk?

G:No, just a "little" happy

E:Okay, just making sure, we don't want a drunk Yero, I'll tell you that!

G:You have experience? what happened?!

E:Well, he brought a box with wine one day, and he quite liked it. Me not being that big a drinker just drunk half a bottle, but he... He drank several. Well, I don't know if you heard about that big forest fire a few months ago? Well, I think you get the picture...

G:OMG! how hard did you yell at him?!

E:I wouldn't be surprised if some Munchkins back in Munchkinland heard it...

G:Wow! and what did he say? "Oeps, I'm sorry"

E:You know him too well, that's exactly what he said. Which in turn earned him another yelling session from me. He still complains that his hearing is not what it used to be before that...

G:It's his own bloody fault!
I will make sure the wine is not really strong. (and that we only have one bottle.)
I just wondered. how do I get my pink dress to you? I don't really know where you are right now. Can we meet somewhere? You know properly a place where you can go unseen. just tell me how to get there.

E:Well, if it's too much of a problem getting it to me before hand, we could always still scrap the plan and I'll just wear my usual dress. He might think something's wrong/special/going to happen when I suddenly appear wearing pink.

G:No! we are sticking to the plan! you are going to tell me where to go, because i know you know a place

E:... But you'd have to go through the woods and bushes to get there, that would totally ruin whatever precious dress you're wearing at the moment. That would just be a waste of your money, as it was probably very expensive. And all that to get a certain dress to me? I'm not really sure if it's worth it...

G:Seeing you in pink is nearly worth my life...

E:Are you sure there isn't a way I can get out of this? I'll do anything!

G:Nope! But someone is calling me to bed right now. got to go. Speak to you tomorrow.

E:Well, just think it over! Maybe you'll think of something tonight. But on the other hand, you might be too busy for straight thoughts (if you're even capable of them). Maybe you'll dream of something!

G:We can meet in the forest. I don't mind. I have a sort of travelling dress, which I also use for horse riding. So it's okay if it becomes a little dirty.

E:Well, just a quick post before breakfast is done (he's cooking at the moment).
But you could've had so much fun with my "anything"! It's really a shame that you threw that opportunity away just to have me wearing pink!

G:Explain! I don't get it (as usual)

E:... What?
A few posts back, I said that I would do anything so I won't have to wear pink. You said no to that offer, saying I'll wear pink. I was just thinking about how sad (for you) it is that you said no, as you could've let me do Oz knows what, and since you've proven yourself to be very creative in the past, you probably would have thought of something, good (that is probably good for you and not so good for me)!

G:Okay, I get it now. But you wearing pink is really something. don't forget that. so where do we meet?

E:... Okay...

Here, I'll attach a map for you. I've circled where you are (in square A4) and the route you must take to the cabin in square B1, that's also circled

G:I get it. See you around....
We must pick a time when Fiyero is not with you, and not with me. that's going to be tricky.

E:How long would our meeting last?

G:hmm. You need to fit the dress. And the shoes, and I want to talk to you about how to do your hair. so about a hour?

E:My hair? Are you kidding me? Fine, just no ribbons, bows, flowers and the like!
And an hour? Do you think you won't be able to resist yourself and want to get a little taste of me before the big date? I'll be undressing after all...

G:I got a silver hair clip. I will look good on you in black hair and with the dress (and the black and silver scarf later)
And for the second part...you never know

E:You think it takes an hour for my to fit that dress, fit the shoes and you to put the hair thingy in my hair? 'Cause I don't think so... I'd say about, uhm... 5 minutes!?

G:Okay fine, half a hour

E:Half an hour?
I'm not complaining or anything, don't get me wrong, an hour is fine too, (or more). But still, you make one think that you're up to something.

G:We will stick to half a hour. and, again, you never know what will happen.

E:Being mysterious, are we?
But anyway, you set the time, and I'll make sure he's out.

G:This will be my dress. Looks good he?
How about 4 pm? then it's still light

E:That's so Galinda of you! You say you'll wear a long black dress, and it doesn't even reach your ankles!

G:It's longer than most of my dresses. I have only one dress that really reaches the ground (with exception of my bubble dress)

E:4 PM should work, I'll make sure he's gone.
Oh, and I thought of something else. In the end (or beginning, depending how you look at it), when I make my presence known in the bedroom, by sneaking up behind him, remember? Then I'll sneak up behind him and cuff his hands behind his back before anything else, so he can't do anything about it

G:Sounds good! Maybe I should take back that I don't like toys, because I really like to play with him

E:That's why they call them boy toys. But we'll have him pleading in the end, begging to be released and do something to "punish" s after we've seduced and "tortured" him.

G:Ow yeah. We can go on for a while about how angry we are that he never told us that he had a double relationship.

E:Yeah, we could do that, he definitely deserves that! Though honestly I was thinking of another kind of "torture" (but only would be considered torture because his hands are tied)

G:Ow, I have this amazing plan.
Picture this scene:
Us three at the dinner table. Diner is good, wine is good (not to many of course) and the conversation is normal, until...
...I ask Yero "how was your day?"
He will have to answer "good" because you were with him.
than I will start about how sad it is that he never has time during the day and suggest a picnic on Tuesday.
He gets into stress. He doesn't want to say no to me, but he already said yes to you for Tuesday.
Here is where the fun begins because he has to say no to me, because you sit next to him)
I will become a little edgy and start shouting and then on a sudden moment I shout: "You can't just do that when you are in a relationship"
And that's your queue to speak up.
Ow he is going to feel really stressed up!
He will start explaining.
And we will start "fighting" each other. until he tells us the break up. I kick you "out of my house" and take Fiyero to the bathroom.
From there on, you know the plan.

E:See, it's not so difficult you use that blissful blonde brain of yours! And look what kind of fantastic results you get once you start using it!
I'll make sure to plan something special with him for the day you'd want to go on a lovely afternoon picnic.

G:May I know what you will do?

E:Something that I still have to think of...

G:You will tell me when you know, right?

E:Maybe , maybe not.

Are you sure the map is clear? I wouldn't want you to get lost in the woods...

G:No, I think I will make it. And otherwise i just start screaming. you know my scream, so you will know it's me.

E:Should I meet you half way, then, just to be sure?

G:that's fine. but what is halfway?

E:Just follow the route on the map and I'll just randomly pop up somewhere.
Oh, and don't wear any heels, you'd keep sinking in the ground with every step.

G:Okay I will wear my boots. do match my horse riding outfit anyway. see you tomorrow than. I will be going to bed! bye!

Wow! that dress looks so good on you!

E:Uhm... Well... if you say so...
I'm still not so sure, it's just not... me

G:It's perfect. Yero will fall in love all over again!
How do the shoe's fit?

E:... Are you sure? Won't he think something's going on?
And the shoes are fine, but the dress...

G:Of course he will. But that's the fun, he doesn't know what! and we are not going to tell him until the very end of the night.

E:Well, I'm still not comfortable in it, but I'll wear it, for you.

G:Aw, that's so good of you!

E:Just so you know, you owe me, BIG TIME!

G:Fine, what do you want from me? Strawberries cake?

E:No thanks please, I don't like strawberries (or trust them or trust your cooking).

G:than what do you want?

E:I've got to think about that one, but don't think I'll forget, 'cause I won't, I'll tell you that!

G:Fine, I'll wait and sit still while you think.

E:It's going to take a little longer than that. And weren't you done now, I tried out the dress and the shoes and they both fit...

G:Ow no, you are not getting away with this. I still need to do your hair

E:Then why are you still sitting there? Come on over and get it over with!

G:Be patient!
Now sit still!

E:How long is this going to take?

G:Depending on if you are going to co-operate

E:I'm sitting as still as I can! But do you seriously think I can sit still why you're trying to pull all of my hair out!

G:I wouldn't be pulling your hair out if you would brush your hair once in a while

E:Brushing my hair isn't really high on my priority list, sorry.

G:What is on your high priority list?

E:To survive, isn't yours that too? Though I think I may need (or think I need) other things to survive than you do.
Is the hair done yet?

G:Make sure you sleep with a net around your hair tonight, otherwise I can start tomorrow all over again. not that I mind of course.

E:Yeah, I was just going to ask how in Oz I was going to do that myself... But that answers the question

G:Yes, Do you need what to do with you make up? or do you need advice?

E:M-m-make up? I think Galindafying me once was enough. I'll already be wearing a special dress and shoes, and my hair's all fancy... Why don't you just put on twice as much make-up to make up for my lack of it!?

G:Ow come on! just a little bit. some dark purple eye shadow would look good on you. that's all. I will go no further than some eye shadow.

E:Does it come off easily? I remember you spending almost as much time removing your make up as applying it, back at Shiz...

G:Well, sort of.

E:"Well, sort of!?" That's it, I've had enough, you are not going to smear any of your cosmetics on my face, it's fine as it is. If you don't think so, then we might as well blow the whole thing off! I am wearing a freaking' PINK dress, matching shoes and my hair looks like a poodle! If I'd known you'd be such a pain in the ass, I would've just taken him and ran away to somewhere far away from you.

I'm sorry, I apologise, I should've controlled myself, instead of flying off the handle. I really appreciate what you're doing for me, even though I'm not your most willing project. Why don't you teach me how to apply that eye shadow myself, 'cause no matter how much I love you, I'm not wearing it to bed!

G:Elphie.....……………………………………….
Okay, eye shadow is really easy. You put it on the brush and with light movements you place it on your eye, as much as you like.
And Elphie, I'm sorry too. I should not have pushed you this far.

E:No need to apologise, you were only trying to help.
Anyway, have you ever poked yourself in the eye with the brush?

G:Ow yeah, When i was very young. It happens to everyone the first time

E:Are you saying I am about to poke myself in the eye?

G:Maybe. You're properly smart enough not to do it.

E:I hope so... Why don't you show me first, and then I can hopefully do it myself later on. If I turn up with a red or blue eye, you know what happened.

G:Knowing you, you will manage in the end. And if you can hide being green, you also can hide a red or black eye.
Close one eye, I'll show you

E:Okay, just hurry up. And be careful, I kind of like my eyesight.

G:That's one eye done. what you think?

E:I'm not going to judge it when I've only seen half of it, do the other one too.

G:So, what do you say now?

E:Uhm, looks okay, I imagined it much worse.

G:You think you know how to do this tomorrow?

E:Yeah, I think I do, it doesn't seem too difficult...

G:Okay, good. I'm off. I really have to start cooking now. otherwise I'll be late for my meeting.

Tomorrow is the big day!! are you excited?

E:I haven't been this excited since... I can't even remember when was the last time I was so excited. I just hope all goes according to plan, that Fiyero doesn't suddenly decide to use his brain and figure out what's going on.

G:Yeah! maybe it's good that we have some wine after all. Slows down the thinking process.
I'm off to bed.
See you tomorrow sweetie! good luck with the preparations. you're sure you will manage?

E:Oh yes, I'll definitely see you tomorrow. And I'll manage, one way or the other.