Rating:T

Prompt: Beer Crazed Elephants Face Execution

Warning: Mentions of the impending doom of ninjas and animals (Don't say anything PETA)

Disclaimer: No real animals were hurt in the making of this fic, honestly. Oh and Naruto isn't mine.

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"Beer Crazed Elephants Face Execution"

Hidan sighed as he looked up from the morning newspaper. Normally such a line would only give him amusement or ideas or amusing ideas, but this time it left a bad taste in his mouth. Because he was the cause this time. It was suppose to be a harmless prank, if spiking a local zoos water supply qualified as "harmless". It was more like a misdemeanor, but with his age and background as a class S ninja it would probably turn into a felony and he was pretty sure that if a couple other countries got their way they'd just off him. Which wouldn't be bad, its not like he could die or anything. That hidden leaf kid buried him but he got out, biting and cursing the whole way...

But back to the elephants- how was he suppose to know beer sent elephants into a homicidal rage? All he was trying to do was send those pachyderms down a notch after they stole his amulet. It wasn't his fault they were lightweights, despite their size. I mean look at the monkeys. They were a hundred times smaller and they didn't act any different than usual, if not a little more slowly. And the giraffes...well lets not talk about the giraffes.

Already he knew this wasn't going to sit well with anyone back at the hideout, least of all Kakuzu who would only see a depleted bank account and Tobi who would see soon to be dead elephants. Thinking about Tobi caused him to shudder slightly. That kid was pretty handy with that pasta fork last time, what about a statue of Ganesha? And speaking of deities, he still had to get his amulet back. What a way to start the day.

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So thats story #1. This prompt was just so random, that I knew I had to write something about it. It came down to making Hidan as a vengeful, ill meaning bastard (which he is) or Naruto as a protesting hippie for peace (which he is). Guess who won?