-warning, this is a test chapter. though, im liking it more and more.-
Girls 101 - Chapter 1 The Mysteries That are Females Slap!!
Sasuke felt his cheek tenderly as the blond haired girl stalked off, leaving with him a red handprint on his face.
"What was that for?" he asked sourly.
The girl spun around and faced him angrily. "You know very well what!" she said hotly and twirled back around, whipping her hair about in her face and stomping off.
"Not really." he mumbled, sullenly slinking back to the his table in the library, ignoring the death glares being sent from the elderly librarian, who was prone to fits of hysteria if the voice level rose further than a pindrop.
Sasuke heard giggling from behind him and felt his ears turning a delicate pink. Whipping around, he glared at the culprit.
"What do you want, Sakura?" he growled.
Haruno Sakura finished up her giggle and looked calmly at him. "It's just that you're so clueless about girls."
He narrowed his eyes. "And I suppose you have the handbook on women?" he snapped.
She stopped laughing. "Well, you know, I am a girl after all."
He raised his eyebrow, clearly giving the look of really are you now? Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Well fine. Wallow about in the seas of stupidity for the rest of your life, for all I care. It's not like you'll ever improve." she gave him a backhanded wave as she collected her books and stalked out of the library.
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Sasuke was royally sulking. The classroom was cool, and the students attempting to listen in rapt attention as Iruka Sensei gave a speech on the history of tree jumping. Naruto had attempted to listen (for an extremely short amount of time) with him but was now snoring softly, sprawled ungraciously on the chair, and was sliding off the seat and would soon fall to the floor.
The Uchiha watched with mild interest as the blond slipped farther off his chair. He didn't quite know why Monique had slapped him. She had asked him if he thought her sweater was ugly. She was obviously convinced it was, and he had heard once that chicks dig honesty.
So much for that plan of action.
That Haruno chick seemed to have a bit of an idea how this sort of thing worked, but he'd go to hell in green spandex before he accepted help from her.
He supposed he would simply get help somewhere else.
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"Sasuke-kun, darling, you should have come to me in the first place!"
Yanamaka Ino currently held the title of being Uchiha Sasukes ONLY girl confidante. It didn't really matter that she had an imaginary dream realm in which her and Sasuke were married.
She didn't quite qualify as a "confidante," either. She was simply the only girl he KNEW. (beyond her bra size, of course.)
"What is it you need help with?" Ino attempted to flutter her eyelashes coyly, though she failed, instead generating some sort of a twitching motion on her upper eyelids.
Sasuke sighed, made sure they were alone, and opened his mouth.
Ino was sure she was in for a romantic proposal, complete with her name written in the clouds, but instead was hit full on by the following statement:
"Can you teach me about girls?"
She stopped, faltering.
"Why," she stuttered, "Sasuke-kun…don't you, well…know?"
Sasuke frowned.
Ino sighed and started going through her schoolbag. "I'll need my anatomy book for this…"
Sasukes eyes suddenly widened with comprehension and he slammed the anatomy book back down on the table. "Damnit, Ino, not that kind of thing!"
Ino lowered the book and looked back up at Sasuke, this time with genuine curiosity. "What did you mean, then?"
Sasuke sighed. "I want to know how their brains work. Why they like chocolate, and why they react to certain things more than others. What they hate, what they love, and why they act the way they do when they see those brainless chick-flicks."
Ino looked down, her forehead slightly wrinkled in thought. Finally she looked up.
"This is going to be tough."
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so this is a test chapter. i've already written another one in "harry potter," since no one (me included) could decide where i should post this.
im liking how this is turning out a lot better, though. well, if it is harry potter, it'll be dracoxsomeone.
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