Title: Burning Questions

Author: DianeB

Rating: T (for some bad words)

Author's Note: A Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover drabble. If you don't know who David Tennant is, you won't get the joke. Written in April, 2008.


Junior had studied the Auror's peg-legged swagger, and his arrogant attitude, to the point where he could mimic both in his sleep.

Hell, he'd even managed to quell the panic that threatened to consume him every time he thought of speaking to Dumbledore.

But the eye…no amount of studying could have prepared him for the reality of that cold, viscous orb taking up space in his head.


The Doctor, asleep in the TARDIS, woke suddenly with splitting pain behind his left eye and two burning questions: Where was the planet Azkaban, and what the bloody hell was Polyjuice Potion?"