Hello again! And before you say anything, I am working on the 4th chapter of 'Family Holiday' I think I've nearly finished that chapter so it should be up soon. I hope. *laughs nervously*
Anyway, this is going to be a story full of DW one-shots with all parings! Some may be longer than a one-shot, but you get the gist. If anyone has any ideas for things I could write about then let me know. XD
So without further ado, let's begin!
The Best Food
"Bananas!"
"Chocolate!"
"Bananas!"
"Chocolate!"
"No, it's bananas!"
"No, it's not, its chocolate!"
"Since when?"
"Since now!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"I still say bananas!"
"Well I still say chocolate!"
"Bananas!"
"Chocolate!"
"Bananas!"
"SHUT UP!" Jack shouted from the other side of the kitchen. He had got slightly fed up with the Doctor and Rose arguing about what food was better; chocolate or bananas. "Seriously guys, stop arguing which food is better. It's annoying! Here I am eating and you two are biting each other's head's off. There really is no need."
"Yes there is, she won't listen to me!" The Doctor defended pointing at Rose.
"Excuse me? You were the one who started this!" Rose told him.
"I did not!" The Doctor turned back to Rose.
"Yes you did!"
"I did not!"
"Did,"
"Didn't,"
"Did,"
"Didn't,"
"Did,"
"Didn't,"
"Didn't,"
"Did...Oh Rose! That wasn't fair!"
"Haha, I can't believe you feel for that!"
"..."
"HAHA!"
"Shut up!"
"No!"
"GUYS!" Jack yelled. "Give it a rest already!"
"Sorry," Rose and the Doctor mumbled.
"Good," Jack breathed. "Now listen here you two, the best food is...A PEAR!"
"WHAT? A PEAR? JACK, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" The Doctor yelled, horrified. Rose just laughed. The Doctor turned to her. "Shut it you!" This only made her laugh harder.
"I'm afraid I am, Doctor." Jack said sweetly, with a sickly smile. The Doctor ignored Rose, who was still giggling and didn't seem to be able to stop, and gave Jack a look.
"Pears are evil! How can you like them?" He asked.
"They're lovely! Best food!"
"No Jack, they're not, Chocolate is." Rose said, once she had managed to calm down.
"No, you're both wrong, bananas are!" The Doctor.
"Oh God, let's not do this again." Jack mumbled as the Doctor and Rose started to argue again.
"HEY, GUYS! HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF PUTTING THE TWO FOODS TOGETHER! Y'KNOW, CHOCOLATE BANANAS!" Jack yelled over the top of them. The two of them turned to look at him.
"Chocolate Bananas? Jack are you insane? That sounds horrible." The Doctor said.
"Only trying to help. Now if you excuse me, I am going to take this pear- this wonderful food and eat it in my bedroom. You two continue to argue if you have to, but I'm tired of listening to it. Bye, bye." Jack picked up a pear (why it was there no-one knew, the Doctor never had pears), and walked off to his room.
Once he was out of the kitchen he took a bite out of the pear and spat it out straight after.
"Ewe, the Doctor was right. Pears are disgusting!" Jack walked to his room, trying to get the taste of the pear out of his mouth...
There you go! You have no idea how fun it was to write that! XD Sorry if the ending wasn't too good. I'm getting distracted by Gary Barlow again. XD
Until next time...
DTSATRF!