Hidan was surprised when he entered his room. A heavily clothed man with most of his face covered was sitting at his computer desk.

"Who the fuck are you?" were the kind words that escaped the platinum blonde's mouth.

The man turned around. "Well isn't that a pleasant welcome wagon."

"What the fuck do you expect? I find some fucking weirdo touching my shit! You're not gonna get a fucking welcome wagon! Get the fuck out!"

"No can do. This is my new room. I'm the newest member of the Akatsuki. Leader paired me up with you. HI roomie!"

Hidan growled. "Who the fuck does leader think he is? I'm gonna fucking kill him!"

Don't waste your breath, Blondie. Leader said he isn't going to change his mind no mater how much you bitch, whine and moan. I'm Kakuzu by the way."

"Whatever, I'm Hidan…wait there's only one bed. Where are you going to sleep?"

"On the bed." Kakuzu replied.

"But I sleep on the bed."

Kakuzu just smiled behind his mask.

"Hell no! you're getting another bed!"

"Leader's working on that. It's just going to take awhile."

"Well then your ass can sleep on the couch! The bed is all mine!"

"That's what you think."

Hidan's cheeks turned a light pink color. He growled and turned away.

"I'm going to have a nice discussion with Leader. don't put our grimy hands on my shit, 'kay?"

Hidan walked out of room and stormed towards Leader's office. Kakuzu shook his head in disgust. He took off his headgear and cloak, leaving him in his mesh t-shirt, tank top and black pants. He ran his fingers threw his dark brown hair. Leader was right. Hidan was going to be a pain in the ass.

XXX

"What the fuck were you thinking? I don't want a partner! Especially not that freak!" Hidan screamed. Pein sighed.

"Hidan, you need a partner for the missions I assign you. Kakuzu agreed because he wanted the money. He's a greedy little fucker. Do you have a problem? Maybe I should talk to Madara."

Hidan's eyes went wide. "No. I guess not but where is he going to sleep?"

"You guys can share a bed. Don't worry, Kakuzu will have his own bed soon."

"Yeah, he better!"

Hidan angst-ily made his way back to his room. Kakuzu was sprawled out on the bed, his eyes closed. Now that Hidan got a good look at Kakuzu he realized that his partner was not so bad. A little weird-with all the stitches on his body-but good looking.

"Hey!"

Kakuzu opened one eye and peered at Hidan. "What?"

"You better not do anything freaky. This is already weird I don't need it to get any weirder. And keep your hands to yourself."

"Whatever."

Hidan grunted and went over to his closet. He began to undress from his uniform, all the while Kakuzu was watching him. He began to undress as well. Suddenly he noticed that his body was beginning to poke up from his boxer briefs. He immediately went under the covers trying to hide himself from Hidan. The blonde swallowed hard as he pulled off his pants. An erection was starting to build and tighten in his own pair of boxer briefs. "Shit!"

"Huh?" Kakuzu asked.

"What?"

"Did you say something?"

"No, nothing," he swallowed hard. "I didn't say anything."

Kakuzu shrugged. He turned his back to Hidan and closed his eyes. The lights went off and Hidan entered the bed, his own back towards Kakuzu. He breathed deeply, trying to calm his nerves. He didn't know why he was feeling this way but he was.

Kakuzu shifted trying to relieve the pressure on hid groin. He couldn't stop thinking about the soft creamy white skin that fit perfectly over tight muscles. Even Hidan's cute little butt looked cute in the small underwear.

"Dammit." he breathed.

"What?" Hidan asked.

"Nothing. Forget about it." Hidan shrugged. He close his eyes and tried to go to sleep.

XXX

A warm hand came around Hidan's small waist. Kakuzu hand brushed against the hot arousal. It immediately jerked up and alerted Hidan. Kakuzu's body moved closer, his appendage pressing slightly in between the soft cheeks.

"Kakuzu, what the fuck are you doing?"

The brunette groaned still half asleep. He laid down on his back and scratched his stomach. Hidan's violet eyes trailed down the muscular stomach to the boxer briefs . They barely covered Kakuzu's body. Most of the erection stood poking out of it. Hidan swallowed hard. Just how big was Kakuzu anyway? Hidan was curious. He'd never seen another man naked before. What did two men do together?

"Want me to show you?" Kakuzu asked, seeming to read the blonde's mind.

"Huh?"

"You keep staring at me like you want me to do something. Want me to get naked or something?"

Hidan's cheeks flushed bright red. He was glad that they were in darkness but he was sure that Kakuzu could see him. "What? No way. We're two guys! isn't that weird?"

"No, look I can tell you're a virgin. If you want I'll give you a good time. Nothing to fancy. Just slow and steady."

"Uh…um…okay." Hidan's whole personality seemed to change. He became more shy and nervous. Kakuzu turned on the bedside table lamp. He pulled down his underwear, his erection popping out quickly. Hidan's eyes widened again.

"WOW"

Kakuzu pulled down the smaller man's boxer briefs as well. Hidan's cheeks turned red again. The older man's tanned finger pressed against the tip. A trail of precum dripping from erection to finger. Kakuzu laughed when Hidan jumped up.

"What are you going to do?"

"You'll see."

Kakuzu's tongue traced the underside of the hard arousal. The moist organ pressed in between his balls. He took one into his mouth and sucked on it gently. Hidan bit onto his bottom lip. "Ka-Ka-Kakuzu! Um!"

"How does it feel?" the brunette asked. His thick hand rubbed against the head hitting the sensitive nerves.

"It-It feels…good. Really good!"

"Good." Soft lips spilled over the head while the fingers moved against the shaft. Kakuzu's cheeks pulsated on the erection. His hand moved back to Hidan's balls pressing them against the beginning of his entrance, kneading them in his fingers. Hidan grabbed onto the bed sheets tightly. His eyes looked everywhere except at Kakuzu. every time the tongue wrapped around the head or thrusted into the small slit, his mind would go wild. He tried desperately not to think of the beautiful sensation that Kakuzu was causing.

"AH! Ka-Kakuzu! Something's wrong! I feel like-I feel like I'm going to pee! Stop it!"

But Kakuzu didn't stop. His sucks became more rapid as well as his strokes. Hidan could barely contain himself. A sweet explosion came from the thick head. Kakuzu swallowed once then pulled away. The rest of the creamy liquid spilled onto the bed and over Hidan's thighs. The blonde looked down. He touched his finger tips to the cream.

"It's not pee."

"No, it's your cum, baby."

"Cum?" the covered fingers began to make their way towards Hidan's lips.

"NO!" Kakuzu stopped him. His mouth claimed the fingers and licked off the sweet juice. "This is for me, got it?"

Hidan nodded. The sewn body laid back down in bad. The green eyes closed as a soft snore came from his lips. Hidan laid down as well, snuggling up to the tanned body.

"You're a fucking idiot, you know that? Don't you think thing through? You could've gotten us both killed. Well technically you would've wasted one of my hearts."

"And I'm practically immortal. Scratch that! I am fucking immortal. It doesn't fucking matter what happens out there as long as you get you're fucking money, right? …Cocksucker." Hidan replied, definitely referring to the night before. In a second Hidan was sent flying down the hallway after a furious pimpslap landed on his cheek. Hidan's violet eyes widened with shock. His mouth was a mess, blood stained his pearly whites and dripping down his chin. "I'll fucking sacrifice you!"

"Try me, Blondie. Your ritual are a piece of shit anyway. You're the only one who believes in your little fake religion. Serial killer!"

"Takes one to know one! You're a greedy, selfish, pretentious bastard!"

"I fucking cant live with you anymore! I'm getting my own fucking-"

"What is with all this foul language?" Konan asked as she stepped out of her office, due to the disturbance and noise spewing from both men's mouths.

Hidan got up, wiping the blood away with his Akatsuki coat sleeve. "Stitches was being a fucking dickhead because he doesn't like the way I fight and he insulted my religion! I cant stand him!"

"I demand my own room Konan-sama!" Kakuzu protested.

She sighed. "We don't have enough money to make an extra room. Why do you think we have bunk bed and sleep in pairs?"

"Well then get my bed soon."

"DO YOU NOT HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? We don't have enough money yet! You're just going to have to stay sleeping with hidan in his bed."

Kakuzu growled. He was about to give up some of his money but decided against it. He would find some way to kill the Jashinist. Even if he had to waster all his hearts doing it.

XXX

Hidan enetered his room just as Kakuzu came out of the bathroom. His tan body was dripping wet from a fresh shower. He was busy drying his shoulder length brown hair, being nonchalant about not having a towel around his waste. Hidan's porcelain cheeks became a furious red.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Kakuzu looked at the angry blonde then down at his exposed flesh. "Sorry." he grumbled. He reluctantly wrapped the cotton towel around his waist. Hidan's stormed over and pulled the towel off the stitched man, sending him spinning into the computer table. Hidan held up his used towel.

"This is mine! Dint I tell you not to touch my shit?"

"Well how was I suppose to know it was yours?"

"You're so fucking annoying!"

Kakuzu whipped around and went over to the Jashinist. "As is you're so perfect Blondie! It was a mistake, okay? I'll get a new one!"

"You better! And I know you're lying when you said that you didn't know it was mine. You just wanted to make me suffer!"

"Hidan."

"What?"

Kakuzu slammed his partner up against the wall. Hidan let out a small groan as his head connected with the plaster. "Learn your place, little one. You kids today think you're so high and mighty. You don't know shit. I suggest you shut the fuck up and calm down."

Hidan winced at the icy steel of Kakuzu's voice. He didn't want to seem weak or frightened when in fact he was.

"You kids? You're starting to sound like my grandpa. J-just how old are you , anyway?"

Kakuzu sighed. "91"

"You're lying."

"My jutsu is an illusion. I look young but I'm actually old.

"You don't look that young to me."

Kakuzu smacked him upside the head. Hidan gave him a cute little pout in return. "You're a dickhead."

"Fuck you. Oh and another thing, what did for you last night was a favor. I don't need everyone to know about us-it."

"There's an us?'

"No."

"But you said-"

"Forget what I said! There is no us!"

Kakuzu turned back to his duffel bag. He was bent over, looking for some pajamas. Hidan spotted several odd masks on his computer desk. He picked one up then almost dropped it when he felt that it had a pulse. "Eww, what the fuck!"

Kakuzu took the mask away. "Leave my hearts alone!"

"Your hearts? Oh that thing from your jutsu. There are actual live hearts in there? How does it survive?"

"My threads are attached to them. Stop being so inquisitive."

"…..What's inquisitive?"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and sighed. "How did I get stuck with someone so stupid?" he mumbled. He went back to shuffling threw his bag. Hidan followed the strong shoulder blades to the lower back and the nice ass that followed. His cloak fell to the floor and he crawled quietly over to Kakuzu. His tongue met with Kakuzu's puckered entrance, making the stitched man jump up. He turned, looking down at the smiling Jashinist. "What the fuck?"

"Can I do it to you this time?"

Kakuzu growled. His bright green eyes darted away as his cheeks retained a soft pink color. "Fine, whatever…cocksucker."

Hidan pouted. He would never hear the end of this one. His fingers began their work, wrapping around and pressing against the hardened flesh. Kakuzu's grunt was the only emotion that he showed. Inside, his stomach was turning. He had to control himself, not let his body take over. He didn't want to scare the little virgin. So he waited patiently while the pale slender fingers moved. They stroked just as he had done to hidan last night. First at the base of the shaft, digging deep into the skin as it moved up. The tip of the Jashinist's tongue played with the small slit. It dug into the little entrance. Lapping and licking circles around it.

Kakuzu ground his teeth together, barely able to control himself. Hidan had no idea what he was doing to the stitched man the blonde's thumb pressed against the underside. The head pushed up at the touch. When those sweet sensual lips claimed the head, Kakuzu tried his hardest not to cum right there. Hidan's eyes were shut. He could feel the tight arousal on the roof of his mouth as he sucked deeply. The warm fluid covered Kakuzu's erection making it slick as it rode against the two rows of teeth and pushed against the inside cheeks. Hidan's fingers wrapped themselves around balls plaguing Kakuzu with a tense feeling. Hidan's thmb pressed inbetween the balls while he kneaded one netween his index and middle finger.

A hitched breath tried to escape the older man's lips. "S-shit!" was all he managed to get out. Hidan licked down the shaft up to his belly button. He place several kisses there then moved up. Kakuzu pushed the blonde back down with his strong hands. "Finish it."

Hidan gave him a pout. "Why wont you let me kiss you?"

"Because…it's annoying. Shut up! I just don't like it. Can you finish?"

"No. I'm going to bed. Play by yourself."

Hidan undressed fully and got into bed, ignoring his hard-on. Kakuzu growled yet again. He went to the bathroom in their room and slammed the door. Hidan sighed. He moved his hands over his boxers feeling exactly how hard he was. The night wasn't going to be easy.

XXX

"Fucking! Stupid! shit! Why wont you fucking open? Sonovabitch! Jashindammit! Piece! Of! Shit!"

"Having trouble, my love?" hidan turned around to see the raven haired Uchiha, and his ex-boyfriend, Itachi.

"What the fuck do you want?" Itachi took the pop-tart packet away from hidan and opened it in one swift movement. Hidan growled and snatched it away from him.

"I miss you." Itachi cooed, blowing gently in the older man's ear.

Hidan elbowed him in the shoulder. "Leave me alone. We've been over for weeks now."

Itachi traced the soft earlobe with his finger. "Aw, come on hidan! don't you miss us? Those days when no one would be in the house but us. We'd play our little games for hours, remember?"

Hidan blushed. "Yeah, I remember. Get outta my bubble!" Itachi moved his body against Hidan's, both groins rubbing together beneath the fabric. "S-stop it!"

"Hidan-kun, come back to my room. I'll treat you right. Show that crazy freak who's better."

"Leave Kazu out of this!"

"Kazu, huh? You two are getting close. Too close for my comfort."

Hidan shoved the pretty Uchiha away. "It's not up to you anymore. I'm with-KAZU!"

Itachi turned around and slammed into the larger man's chest. He looked up and swallowed hard.

"Is there a problem?" the deep voice asked.

Itachi growled. "No. there isn't." he walked away, giving a longing look to hidan. The blonde ignored it and immediately jumped into Kazu's arms.

"Thanks."

"Whatever."

"Still mad about yesterday?"

"NO! what makes you think that?" (- totally still mad about yesterday)

Hidan chuckled. "Whatever. I've got to go run some errands. I'll be back later." he said. He stood on his tippy toes and gave Kazu a warm kiss on the cheek. His face became a shade darker than usual. The little Jashinist walked out the headquarters with a smile on his face.

XXX

A soft groan came from the other side of the bedroom door. "What the hell?" Kakuzu asked. He pushed open the door and saw the most beautiful sight he'd ever seen. Hidan was naked on the bed. His middle finger coated in lube was circling his entrance than thrusting in. his other hand was busy pinching and squeezing his erect nipple. Soft little moans came from his swollen lips as he masturbated.

"Ka-" his breath hitched. "Um! Kakuzu!"

The stitched man realized that Hidan didn't even know he was there. That stupid Jashinist was thinking about him? While he was doing that?" Nonetheless Kakuzu found it interesting to watch. He should start charging people to watch it. Or he could sell all those pretty boys, become their pimp and create a whole Akatsuki hooker empire! Kazu's devilish smile was not because of the gorgeous priest before him. While Kazu was busy thinking about financial domination Hidan's warm hand moved down the soft pale skin of his stomach. He grabbed onto the shaft of his erection and began to stroke. The thrust of his fingers met that of the vigorous strokes. His violet eyes slowly opened

"Ka…Kazu!"

Hidan was so excited that his arousal jerked up sending a squirt of cum into the air. "Kazu, what are you doing here?"

"I was…I was checking up on something and you where all 'Oh, Kazu!', and I was like 'uh…um…' and then you freaked out, I freaked out. It was bad…but please continue."

Hidan turned vermillion. "NO!"

"Then why haven't taken your fingers out you ass?"

Hidan looked down and to the side. "S-shut up! I-I-"

Kazu took the priest into his arms. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." he said, coyly. Hidan pouted and looked away. (Angst)

"Go away!" Kazu grabbed onto priest's hand and moved his fingers deeper into the tight cavity. "Ungh!" hidan grunted against the sudden pain.

"Sssh, move them in and out like you were doing before."kazu's large hand took the place of Hidan's on the shaft. Hidan's whole body tingled at the touch. His toes began to curl as he moved his fingers in and out of his body. He could feel his own flesh, moist and warm, against t the fingertips. Kazu's fingers concentrated on the head of the appendage. The burning flesh plunged into the calloused palm of his lover.

"Kazu…please! Just …take me!" hidan begged.

"No. not now."

"But I'm ready! I even stretched myself! You don't have to do much."

"Stop being a little baby. I said no!"

Kazu slammed his hand down the shaft. Hidan cried out and grabbed onto Kazu. The older man ripped off his mask. His tentacle like threads entered Hidan's ear, stimulating his earlobe as well. His tongue licked against the pulsating flesh of the Jashinist's neck.

Hidan shuddered again. His body could barely handle it. He gripped tighter onto Kazu's shoulder. A loud moan escaped his lips.

"Shut up!" Kazu hissed, his "tentacles" flailing in anger. "I don't want the whole dammed headquarters to know!"

Hidan growled. "Shut up, you freaky mermaid-octopus thing! You're fucking gross! Get that thing away from me!"

Hidan tried moving away but Kakuzu jerked on his erection. "AH!" the blonde cried. His whole body shuddered as Kazu slammed his fingers into the stretched entrance. Hidan bit onto his bottom lip, trying to bare against the pain. He knew one thing was for sure. He liked pain.