AN:I do not Own smash bros. or anything else. some of the characters are OOC for the sake of humor, so dont complain.

Peach stormed the hall of the mansion holding what happened to be a golden pot.

Stopping at Wario's room she kicked the door down, karate style I might add.

"WARIO!" She Yelled.

Wario quickly turned around. He had something green and gooey stuck on his finger, he wiped it on Peach's dress.

"What do you want toots?" Peach stepped back.

"Eww…oh, yeah I almost forgot, WHERE IS OUR MONEY? DID YOU SPEND IT ALL ON STUPID THINGS LIKE GARLIC CRACKERS AGAIN!?" she screamed. Wario flinched. "N-No I Swear…It wasn't me…"Wario said, and continued.

"It was Luigi! He had to repair his mansion…" peach blinked. "Again? That's the 3,650,742,000-th time this month…" she stared into the pot she held, this was the smasher's piggy bank of sorts. But right now the pot was empty, save for a green lint ball.

Link walked by the room. "Hey, maybe we should all get jobs! Hah! I wish..." He said sarcastically. Peach turned around to face him and poked him in the chest...

"Oh Yeah? Well, maybe we SHOULD! Who's with me?!" she threw a fist in the air. Wario and Link stood there awkwardly while crickets chirped. After 3 more minutes of dead crickets chirping she grabbed them both by the leg and dragged them out the front door rallying everyone else on her way out.

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Everyone stood in the front yard of the mansion, facing Peach, still holding the gold pot.

"Okay Folks! Our funds are really low…if we don't get any money soon, we will lose our house." She said, holding the pot upside-down, showing its Emptiness. Captain Falcon raised a hand." Doesn't Master Hand pay for our house??" Master Hand poked him in the side." Your rent's due Capp'n, pay up." C. Falcon sighed and put a twenty in Master Hand's…Hand and happily floated away.

"We all need to get jobs!!" Peach yelled from her makeshift stage. Zelda spoke up.

"I've always wanted to be a librarian…" She received awkward stares all around her.

"Me and my big mouth…" Link muttered. Everyone began chattering random jobs they wanted to take. "Ooh, ooh! I've always wanted to become a racer!" C. falcon yelled, his arms flapping about. Peach sweatdropped. "You…are a racer…" she said.

"OMIGOSH! I finally fulfilled my dreams!!" he shouted. "Yeah…anyway, if you weirdos don't get into town and begin searching for jobs right now, I'll have to kill you all." Said Peach threateningly holding up a smart bomb. Everyone started to scramble for town shouting things like "She's got a smart bomb!" "OMG, RUN!" "Were all gonna DIE!" and "Pika!"

Peach smiled at her success. "Sweet! I can control peopled lives!" She threw the smart bomb over her shoulder, hitting an unsuspecting, money hoarding Master Hand who died on the spot. "Oops…"

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