It was late at night or should I say early in the morning since the time now read 4:30 AM and the small hyperactive raccoon lay tossing and turning in his trampoline to sleep. He cursed himself for ever talking his best friend who was now laying snugly in his own bed into playing the new Jeff the killer jump scare game, knowing very well that he was terrified of things like that, yet decided to play to impress the tall blue jay. Rigby shifted again trying to stop one of the rusted trampoline springs from digging into his back, forcing his eyes closed so that he could at least attempt to try to fall into another dreamless sleep.
Rigby was just about to drift off when he suddenly heard a loud creak come from outside of the shared room. The door slowly opened to revel somebody unknown to Rigby who tried to keep his eyes closed, while the small raccoon's very imaginative mind was terrified it was Jeff coming to make him GO TO SLEEP. His thoughts were interrupted by a thud and a very familiar voice cursing something that stubbed his toe, Rigby opened his eyes to see muscleman standing in the doorway of mordecai and his own shared closet holding mordecai's cheap and very fowl smelling dude time cologne that the blue just threw in after the unicorn incident.
"Muscleman what are you doing!" Rigby yell whispered at the fat green man, scaring the said person causing him to jump dropping the cologne into an old duffle bag full of clothes.
Muscleman turned around to face the angered raccoon.
"You know you could have asked to use mordecai's cologne he never wears that junk anyway" Rigby said rolling his eyes at the fat man.
Muscleman just mumbled under his breath being caught before bending down much to Rigby's disgust unknowingly giving Rigby a full view of his crack. Muscleman grabbed the bottle accidently along with something that Rigby hoped nobody would ever find. Muscleman looked at the other object with shock, there in his hand was a small plush mordecai with what appears to be a dark almost brownish red lipstick stain on it. Muscleman turned around changing his shocked face to amusement seeing the horror on Rigby's face.
"From now on you whatever I say and your little crush won't have to know your little secret you got that rigbaby" muscleman threatened receiving a sad nod from the raccoon before leaving with the cologne.
Rigby walked over to where h doll now laid on the floor before picking it up and pulling it closer to his body. He sighs wishing that he could hold the real mordecai like this but he knew that was never gonna happen, he walked over to the closet placing the small plushy back where it was and walking back to his trampoline laying down. He grabbed a couple of sleep aid popping them into his mouth swallowing them wondering why he didn't think of that earlier..