DEFINITELY OVER THE LIMIT

I just felt like writing this….

I don't own Inuyasha…blah blah blah

Inuyasha hoisted his tetsusaiga over his shoulder and glared at the large bull demon in front of him. It was a huge beast, all vicious teeth and hooves, fiery breath and menacing words. A real pain in the butt, speaking of pains in the butt…….

"HEY! Get away from Kagome!" Inuyasha cried, spinning around and pointing his massive sword at yet another blasted demon. Koga ignored him and continued on with his declarations of love to the embarrassed mortal girl, offering her a single white rose. Inuyasha spluttered in outrage and bared his fangs. "I said GET AWAY from her!"

"What you gonna do mutt face?" the wolf demon asked smuggle, placing the rose in Kagome's hands and turning to face the half demon, his fists raising in a fighting stance. "You wanna fight me?"

"I'll wipe the floor with you!" the dog – boy retorted back, clenching his free hand into a fist.

"Ahem…Inuyasha?" the young demon spun around to glare at Miroku. The monk quirked an eyebrow ad jerked his head in the bull demon's direction.

"Shouldn't you…continue your first fight…first?"

"If you wish I will take care of him Inuyasha." Sango said from beside Miroku, her hand at the ready in case the young man needed another reminder that she was not his woman, at least not officially.

"No. I'll do it." Inuyasha growled, swinging back to face the bull demon. "Alright, let's make I quick!" he continued, thrusting his sword out in front of him. The bull's comeback was drowned out as Inuyasha yelled at Koga for trying to kiss Kagome, and Koga yelled at Inuyasha for interrupting him, and Kagome yelled at Inuyasha and Koga for yelling at each other. The heated exchange of insults continued until the bull demon smashed a powerful fist against a sturdy oak, splitting the tree up the middle easily.

"Pay attention half – breed!"

"Who are you calling a half – breed?!"

"Don't deny if mutt – face!"

"Why you –…"

"Inuyasha! Koga! Stop fighting!"

"Keep out of this Kagome!"

"Ah! SI-…"

"INUYASHA!!" the explosive shout drowned out every other sound in the entire forest. The entire group turned to see a furious Sesshomaru striding towards them; a terrified Jaken in tow; Rin and A'un were nowhere to be seen.

"What do you want?!" Inuyasha asked childishly, his word now pointing at his half – brother.

"I – want – to – kill – you!! The normally calm demon seemed to be on the verge of hysterics.

Wait in line!" the bull demon roared.

"Go Sesshomaru, I'm busy!"

"Oh, my dearest Kagome…"

"HEY!!"

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!"

"Inuyasha….maybe you should…"

"ENOUGH!!" Sesshomaru exploded. He shot out at the bull demon and ripped his head off. The large body had barely hit the forest ground before Sesshomaru's decidedly terrifying death glare sent everyone, save for his very stupid half – brother, scampering very, very far away.

"Now, we are alone."

"What do you want??" Inuyasha yelled, wanting to murder the taller demon and then throw his ashes down the well to Kagome's world and get the cat to eat them or something…..

"To kill you." Inuyasha snapped his attention back to Sesshomaru, recognising the normally cold and distant tone of voice.

"Why THIS time?!"

"Because…..YOU USED MY FING TOOTHBRUSH AGAIN!!"

………..?

well, that's the end…..