Title: Signed By: Metal Gear's Big Boss
Summary: I, Big Boss, am somehow convinced that this journal would help me during my fight with 'The End'. However, I like the term of Big Bosspedia better though, thank you for the suggestion.
Some will be long or short, some will end up depressing, insane, crazy, funny or random, it's pretty mixed if you think about it.
Good luck with trying to keep being sane.
How did I find this? Was it really necessary with the situation he was in?
I don't really think that it would help..
Apparently some journal had appeared right out of my pocket just as I was fighting 'The End', I do not see on how this is going to help me, I'm patiently waiting for the best moment to strike now in a tree, trying to imitate as one. If anything, this monstrosity of a journal is de-grading my thoughts, I think I remember Meryl suggesting about it a while back, and I shrugged the suggestion off.
Good thing I care about my comrades.
Now. Where was I? Oh right, hiding from 'The End', he seems like a half-tree hybrid if he's able to live long, and wait, is he singing a tune to the forest and now healing himself.
He even asked me for a forty five minute sniper fight and then shot at my face and I then died, which apparently created a time paradox, someone must have done travelling through time then.
But seriously, I'm still chanting I'm a tree just as I'm speaking, which is not helping.
Did I just hear some rustling in the grass?
"You try to hide from me?"
Oh god dammi-
"BANG!"
I do not want to ever get shot in the face.
Ever.
Again.
At least it's better than having to witness my other son hearing Liquid complaining when it comes to him having the 'recessive genes' and Solid having the 'dominant genes', the first time I heard him say it, I decided to read a book of genetics all about it to make myself relax.
And Solid made him mad because of it, he even told me when Liquid had tried to attack him with a Metal Gear.
Signed By Metal Gear's Big Boss.
Big Boss.