Hi this is corruptedweirdo 101! This is my first fan fic so sorry if it's not that good. I'm not that good with introductions so I'm just gonna cut to the chase. Let the story begin!

Chapter 1: The party

"Brrriing…..!" the bell rang.

"Yay! Time to go home!" Roy Mustang yelled, jumping up and raising his hands in the air like a little kid. The bell rang at 5 0'clock sharp every evening on weekdays. It signaled that their shift was over. Riza just rolled her eyes at Roy and began to pack her stuff.

"Party at my place! Seven o'clock!" Jean shouted. Another weird and annoying one. He was always planning something evil or mischievous behind their backs. Unfortunately, everyone cheered as soon as they heard the word party. Riza had another annoyed look on her face. She noticed that everyone in her workplace acted like teenagers most of the time.

"So is everyone coming this time?" Jean asked openly but Riza knew that the question was directed to her since she had not gone for the last few parties they had, giving weird reasons like needing to clean her guns or walk black Hayate as excuses not to go.

Everyone stared at her for a reply. There was a long pause while Riza thought of all the possible excuses. After a few seconds, "Fine!" she gave up and agreed to go to the party. She also figured that she had to take a break from all her work and that she could get to know her colleges better. After that, everyone went home shower and get changed out of their sweaty and not to mention stuffy uniforms into something nice to get ready for the party at Jean's place.

When Riza got home, she fed black Hayate first then took out a fresh set of clothes to use to the party. As mentioned earlier, she had not been to a party for a while so she was slightly unsure of what to wear so after a little bit of thinking, she decided to go with a casual outfit with a pair of black converse shoes and black socks. She had let her hair down since it was after work and also put on a nice pair of earrings. They were plain silver hoop earrings with a few other hoops at the bottom and the last one had a pretty diamond on it. It looked formal and casual at the same time and Riza really liked it because of that but there was another reason to why she liked it and it was because Roy had given it to her for her 16th birthday.

At that time, Roy was studying alchemy under her father and was living with them. He was really nice to her as he had found out about what had happened to her mother and also noticed that her father never really paid much attention to her so he became friends and hung out frequently. That's how they came to know each other and are now both working in the military on the same team.

By the time Riza was changed and ready to go, it was half past six and she decided that it was time to leave the house so she refilled black Hayate's water bowl, patted him on the head, then left the house.

When she got to jean's house, she pressed on the doorbell and could hear the ding dong from inside of the house. She then heard a familiar voice shout out from inside the house "Ok! Just wait a sec I'm coming!" She knew straight away that it was Jean.

Next, she was greeted by a half naked Jean in an orange colored apron. The sight was so hilarious that she almost burst out laughing. After she got over that, she stepped into the house. It was as if jean seemed to notice the weird look on her face and said "Well well you're always early whether or not it's for work. I was just cooking up something nice for the party. You want a drink while waiting for the others to arrive?"

Even though Jean can be an ass at times, he could also be nice too. "No thanks I'm fine."

"Okay then. You said so. So if you'll excuse me I have to go finish the food or it will be over cooked."

"Sure. I'll just wait for the rest to come."

"Kay thanks!"

"No prob"

Soon, everyone reached at the right time but there was just one person missing and that was Roy. "Late again… …" Riza sighed. This was one of Roy's bad habits. He had no sense what-so-ever and it really pissed Riza off sometimes. Fortunately, Riza was in a good mood today and didn't complain while waiting for him with the others in the living room.

Soon, it was half past seven and "Ding! Dong!" the doorbell rang again. "Finally! He's here!" When the door was opened, Roy was greeted with a weird and slightly irritated look from Jean but he just said hi and stepped into the house.

When jean had closed the door, Roy noticed that everyone had already arrived and were all waiting for him. Even Riza who wasn't keen on going was already here. They were all staring at him for an explanation for being a whole half hour late. "Um... I had to wash my gloves." He managed to blurt out the fastest excuse that came to his mind. I had to wash my gloves? What the hell was I thinking? Oh well.

"Whatever. Come and join us." said Jean. So Roy went to sit with them. He looked around and noticed Riza's clothes. She looked pretty much like a school girl, wearing a button up top with the three top buttons unbuttoned, showing her collar bone and much more skin than her usual black turtle neck top. This was matched with a black colored skirt that barely covered her ass. Oh kami! Why did she have to wear a short skirt? That's my friggin weak spot! Okay clam down its okay just don't look. Ya that's it don't look. Roy's face turned a bright shade of red and he quickly looked away. Riza saw this but decided not to ask.

"Okay since everyone is finally here" Jean looked at Roy "Who's hungry?"