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Chapter 1 Inuyasha
Sesshomarukoishii: Hello and welcome to... Inuyasha Interviews! Today we will be
interviewing, the hot tempered hanyou himself, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What do ya mean hot tempered!
Sesshomarukoishii: Uh... nothing, anyway, Inuyasha, for our first question, which one? Kikyo or
Kagome?
Inuyasha: What! Do I really need to have to answer that?
Sesshomarukoishii: Yes, you do. Now which one?
Inuyasha: Well, Kagome, no! Kikyo, wait, uh... can I have both?
Kagome: (off set) SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (face plant)
Sesshomarukoishii: Im guessing its undecided. Next question! Did you and Sesshomaru ever
get along like brothers?
Inuyasha: Yeah, till I fell in love with Kikyo, then he started acting like a jerk and he left for the
Western Lands.
Sesshomarukoishii: Wow. Im sure he was just acting like a father... who wanted his son to date
a demon. Okay, next up! Truth or dare?
Inuyasha: (sigh) Dare.
Sesshomarukoishii: (evil smirk) Hehe, you gotta...KISS SESSHOMARU, ON THE LIPS, ON
LIVE TV!
Inuyasha: WHAT! I changed my mind! Truth!
Sesshomarukoishii: Too late! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Drag Sesshomaru out here!
Naraku and Miroku: (Dragging Sesshomaru onto the stage and tying him to a steel chair) Haha!
Heres your victim!
Sesshomaru: Do it and Ill kill you along with two bastards who force me out here!
Inuyasha: I cant!
Sesshomarukoishii: Here, will this make it easier? ( turns Sesshomaru into Kagome)
Sesshomaru: (in Kagomes voice) What did you do to me! Ill kill you wench!
Sesshomarukoishii: Oh relax, its only until after the kiss. Pucker up you two!
Inuyasha: Well I guess I might as well get it over with...Sorry!
Sesshomaru: Huh, WAIT! INUYASHA STOP! ST-----
Sesshomarukoishii: Oh, get a close up! Wait! ( turns shocked Sesshomaru back hallfway
through kiss) Okay! NOW get a close up!
Inuyasha: Well, how was I?
Sesshomaru: (eye twitch) Disturbing... (twitch). Uh...my little half demon half brother kissed
me...(Twitch).
Sesshomarukoishii: Okay take Sesshomaru away before he snaps out of it and kills us all. Next
question! How old are you?
Inuyasha: With the years pinned to the tree, 68. Without, 18.
Sesshomarukoishii: Old geser.
Inuyasha: What did you say!
Sesshomarukoishii: Uh, thats it for today! Next up on Inu Interviews, Kagome! Please review!
AHHHH!
Inuyasha: Come here wench!
Sesshomarukoishii: AHHHHHHHHH!