Summary; Stiles thought that he hated Beacon Hill ever since Peter….God was he Wrong.
AU; Derek/Stiles, Sterek xD
I hate This Town
Stiles is currently stuck in a mass line of traffic on the highway that seems to literally go on forever…letting out what feels like the thousand sigh he turn on the radio and surf threw the channels for a bit. With no real good music really on he settle on news on the go Station as he 'patiently waits to arrive to his exit.
"I'm Larry Whitman and your listing to KHAO all talk radio with traffic on the twos updates every evening minute."
Taking his right hand off the wheel Stiles opens to glove compartment to find his chaps tic 'man…my lips are dry as hell'
"Looks like the Sop Napa Pass is cloth by a personal injury accident. Involving a motor cycle and a pedestrian seems their a severed head in the number four lane, emergency vehicles are on the scene"
Stiles licks his lips to makes sure he has the chaps tic in all the right places and nods to himself in the rear view mirror.
"For more on our road condition lets go to our eagle eye in the sky Jet Jinkins!"
"Hi I'm Jet Jinkins high above the city, on the golden state freeway it appears that a portal to hell has open and demons are spilling out onto the roadway tearing open cars and devouring the occupants."
Feeling a little thirsty Stiles pulls out a water bottle from the passenger seat and lets out another bored sigh and he takes a sip and keep on listening to the news.
"On the 105 south bond traffic had slowed to a crawl due to a rain of falling meteors- WHOA! Boy…that was close…OH MY GOD!" a loud crash is heard as it appears the helicopter has crashed landed.
"Thank you Jet!, and here with a breacking story is CHB officer Liz Willcock , Liz?"
Stiles lets out a small laugh as he heard her name shacking his head from side to side, darn he has barely moved from the his spot on the road…
"Larry now we got a down traffic helicopter on the 605. If your traveling in the Valley be advise that the dead have return to life and are again walking the earth so be advise to those extra pedestrians and give them a break! Back to you Larry"
Stiles begins to unbutton his shirt its getting way to hot, stupid weather. "Oh snap…they are still there…" he whisper to himself slowly moving his right hand across his neck at a bunch of love marks that adorn his soft flesh.
"Thanks Liz, This just in the entire city of industry has disappeared in a gout of blue flame. That's leading to a lot of rubber necking which of course is causing snarled traffic. And over on the 118 east a 30 foot tall arch angel holding a huge sword has materialized in the center lane, LAPD units are on route. And we got four spectral horse men galloping along the free way leaving death, famine , war, and pestilence on their wake. That's gonna make the morning drive a real nightmare for some of you folks out there."
'Bored….bored….bored….bored….' Stiles chants to himself as he only moves like an inch or two.
"Oh and last but not least the Sun set boulevard off the 101 east is closed due to heavy road construction."
"Damn it!" Stiles yells out in anger "I cant believe this" he quickly pulls out his Cell phone from his pocket "Hey Derek it s me Stiles!, can you believe it baby they closed the exit again! Yea…okay bye" with that he slams his phone shut and throws it at the passenger seat.
"Arghh! I hate this town!" he Honks the horn in pure rage "MOVE IT A-HOLE!-
Kaz: and there you have it xD~! If you like don't thank me this is from a Mad Tv Skit that I had to turn into a Stiles it totally screamed him xD lol