Ready or Not! Here I Come!

Have you ever wondered what the characters from Naruto do after the filming of the show? Well, they do what every other kid ninja would do. Play games! For instance, have you ever wondered what It'd be like to watch ninjas play hide and seek? Well, all I got to say is I'm able to make a story out of it! Just a few things before I begin: Unfortunately, Tenten, Temari, Kankurou, couldn't make it because they're at vacation in the Bahamas, Shino couldn't make it because he had a few "technical difficulties", and Haku couldn't make it because a small case of "death" and we couldn't put Zabusa in there because well he's a big threat and might do something stupid. And the only reason Orochimaru is here is because... well, he forced his way on the list... Hehe-cough-cough-. Anyways, on with it! Ready or not! Here we go!

It was a nice , calm day in the Forest of Death. Everyone was outside the gates in a group. Hayate, stood on a rock identifying himself above the others.

"Greetings!-cough- Welcome every-cough-one to Hide and Seek!-cough- So, as you know we must pick someone as 'it'. So ah-"

"Hayate-sensei! What do you mean by 'it'?" Naruto, yelled as if people weren't already quiet.

"'It' means its a person tags the other people if they find them."

"Huh?" Naruto scratched his head.

"'Its' don't hide they find!"

"What?"

Hayate's head grew unreasonably huge,"DON'T WORRY BECAUSE YOUR NOT IT!"Naruto, shrieked. Hayate cleared his throat,"Anyways, how shall we decide whose going to be it?" Ino, raised her hand. "Yes, Ms. Yamanaka."

"We could play rock-paper-scissors!"

"Your on sister!" Sakura yelled.

"Uh, I don't think-" "Hah!" Hayate was interrupted with-"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Ino, and Sakura both turned out with rock. "Again!"Sakura yelled. "Girls I don't-" "Hah!"-"ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!"Again, they both had rock.

"GIRLS! NO! THAT TAKES TO LONG!" Hayate yelled.

"He just knew that I would win, so he's giving you a break." Sakura smirked.

"Probably..."Ino, agreed,"'Cause he likes me better."she smiled.

"ERR! Why you!"Sakura's fist was in Ino's face and vice-versa.

"Would you two stop bickering so we can get on with it?..." Sasuke, said in a smart voice as he looked at them with his arms crossed.

"Right Sasuke..." Ino, said rubbing the back of her head.

"Yeah, sorry..." Sakura, said doing the same thing as Ino. 'Man! Sasuke still gets all the girls, not even when he's on the show, believe it!' Naruto thought.

"Alright, alright everyone listen up." Hayate began again,"I know how we can figure out- Hey... where's Kiba Inuzuka?" Then, in the distance everyone heard singing...?

"Tttttttttttt-here, was a ninja who had a dog and and Aka-was his nameo, A-K-A, A-K-A, A-K-A, and Akamaru was his nnnnnn-ameo!" Neji appeared behind Kiba and hit him upside his head," Man! What did I tell you about those nursery rhyme songs!"

"Ow. Man, you didn't have to hit so hard!" Kiba, rubbed the back of his head. An anime sweat drop ran down the back of Hayate's head. "Okay, now that we're all here, the person whose 'it' is... THE PERSON WITH PINK HAIR!" Then, everyone scatted before Sakura could lift a finger.

"Hey! That's not fair!" she yelled into the distance. "Great now I'm it!" Sakura headed into the forest...

END OF CHAPTER ONE! WAIT FOR CHAPTER TWO!