Elder scrolls: Free cable

by superman42

I revised the story to fix up a few issues with Grammar and removed Adam from being the main character. This is non canon as is, I hope that clears up any misconceptions

The Elder scrolls:Free Cable

Disclaimer:This is a What if scenario where TV is already established as a viable Medium for entertainment. Also, Adam is not the main focus, Alduin is. As such, the majority of this is Non Canon.

Chapter 1

Adam woke up groggy. His head was pounding and throbbing from Last Night's mead binge. So much for turning 25, how much did I drink? he wondered as he went into the living room. TV had been a hard sell for those in Winterhold, as they had a hard time relating to a metal box with only 31 channels, one of them being Cinemax and scorned the Idea, humiliating those that were interested and declining them work or even trips to the bar. But as fate would have it, TV's and cable stations began to be inserted around Winterhold, and the general population , at least those who had expressed interest, became complacent. This lead to obvious problems when Alduin decided to attack. Seeing an easy target, he rained flame down on the area and numerous cable stations lost power. The majority of people were in the middle of Game of Thrones and were rightly annoyed as they had missed the Red Wedding.

This got many of the people angry and they marched as one down to Alduin's lair. An attempt to force him to sign a contract soon followed. It demanded reparation for the attacks and a $500 check to help the company rebuild their stations. Alduin signed, but signed in such a way that the contract became void. Seeing the treachery, The townspeople hired Lawyers from Riften and successfully sued Alduin
for loophole abuse. He fled to Sovengarde to avoid paying but the IRS caught wind of it and gave chase.
He hid behind a wall of obstructive Bureaucrats , rich lawyers and Obscure laws, then as an added measure, declared himself Persona Non Grata to Winterhold. This pissed off Talos who decided to revoke his claim and threw him back into Winterhold to face judgment while also tearing off his wings, slowly and painfully. Now without a way to escape, Alduin was assailed with petitions, letters and demands to the point where he personally went to Riften, killed everyone in the thieves guild and paid off his dues with Blood Money. Talos was horribly offended and ripped him in two soon after.
In hell, Alduin waited for an opportunity for revenge