YES, yes, I decided to make this!!! I know it would take a lot of work
because I have to watch ALL the episodes SLOWLY….but I'm gonna have fun!!
Ehhehe…
Anyway, I hope you will laugh your ass out, because I made a lot of effort for this! As you know I'll be making this during the new Seiya/Usagi fic as you know so well. But I want to post the first episode first, and then I'll continue to finish, "World of Music and Confusion." And you know what? You BETTER read and review that fic or I won't make the new one! And please read my realm fic, it's probably my best one.
When Sailor Stars go wrong
Written by: ME! (I'm the director!)
*sees real director tied up in the corner*
*Stars Opening theme*
| | | |After the time when you disappeared from me | | |I began my journey searching for my manga | | |The start is on the map, the copied picture of who??| | | | | |The destination it points to, a waiting dark | | |colisseum | | |In my hyper heart, the public kiss of that day | | |However easy destiny may be | | |I will keep kicking it | | |*I won't look back, with my HUGE eyes | | |Reaching out to you, with my infected wing | | |This song is the guidepost of the Puerto Rico | | |I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart | | |For sure! I will find it! The sailor star | | |With the wings of an (infected) angel, I take off | | |Alone I run along the road of the well-known | | |At last I have arrived, here at this fort | | |At the bottom of the flask, which you left behind | | |(how dare you!) | | |A many pieces of the star of trial, now chant the | | |magic spell | | |This is our dull destiny | | |The past and the past, crossing them all, to catch | | |up with whom? | | |Give sadness now my HUGE eyes | | |Bringing a miracle, an infected wing | | |Everybody carries a star of flambé inside | | |I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart | | |For sure! I will catch it! The sailor star | | |Let this vow sound through the whole galaxy (and | | |breaks everyone's ears) |
Episode 173: A farewell and an encounter! The destiny of flowing stars!
*In the dark, a door opens a little, letting some light flow in. A shadow…no, three shadows come strolling in while eating ice cream cones. One of them stops and turns around.*
SEIYA: I hate vanilla!
YATEN: Seiya…
SEIYA: Oh! Uh…can we find her?
TAIKI: No…you think?
YATEN: That was my line, Seiya!!
SEIYA: Oh…well, don't worry! That's why we came here!
TAIKI: We'll definitely find her
SEIYA: *a very hard face on him* that's right! Even if we have to sacrifice everything…
YATEN: *in horror* EVERYTHING?! Even my glass cat collection?!
SEIYA: *slaps hand on forehead* YES, EVERYYYYYYYYTHING!!! *turns back around* Now let's go! It's time…
TAIKI: Well, I never knew you thought that way
*All three enter the door way, and they come out in slow motion as entering out of an impossible space mission*
*Bright colored light beams surround them as the three lights stand still as statues holding roses. Fans cheered and a cheesy three lights sign appeared. Seiya was standing in some erotic way.*
SEIYA: Damn, my ice cream is melting in my pocket!
*Suddenly music was blasted on and wind came out of nowhere blowing on the lights*
SEIYA: *opens eyes suddenly and they grow red*
(SEIYA: HEY!! This is not the exorcist!
ANGEL: ok ok!)
*Seiya throws his rose up and hits a hidden camera man*
SEIYA: Oops
CAMERAMAN: YOU DUMBASS!
*Scene changes into a parlor shop*
LUNA: Three Lights?
REI/MINAKO/MAKOTO: Don't you know?
LUNA: What's that? Like I care anyway
REI: A super-popular idol group!
MINAKO: Of course I like Seiya! He looks a little wild and dangerous…
SEIYA: *appears out of no where* Why thank you!
ANGEL: CUT! No, he does not! If he was, he would already be dead by killing himself
SEIYA: -_- whatever *vanishes*
REI: Well, isn't he a bit childish?
(A scene was cut when Rei and Angel high-five)
MAKOTO: That's what we like, don't we?
*nodding nodding*
REI: I like Yaten better…
(Another high five)
REI: With that unapproachable beauty!
MINAKO: He seems somewhat predictable!
MAKOTO: That's what we like, don't we?
*nod nod*
LUNA: *sweat drop* you're totally kicking your ass…
AMI: Don't you guys!
LUNA: Ami-Chan!
AMI: *blushing* don't forget about the nice and intellectual Taiki! With his graceful and adult mood…
MAKOTO: He looks cool…
(And yeah you know)
MINAKO: Uh…Ami, are you an anonymous fan?
AMI: Actually I am!
MINAKO: How about you, Usagi? Who are you concerned for?
USAGI: Seiya-Chan…er, I mean, Mamo-Chan
MAMOTO: Eh? Usagi, you looked depressed...
USAGI: Actually…
**
EVERYONE: WHAT!??! HE'S STUDYING ABROAD?!?!
USAGI: Yep
AMI: LET'S CELEBRATE!! Um…I mean, how terrible!
*A flashback appears in Usagi's mind about that day Mamoru said he's going abroad*
MAMORU: …perhaps a year…would it be ok?
USAGI: YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU!
ANGEL: CUT! Usagi, I know he does, but just follow along, ok?
USAGI: *sighs* ok…
USAGI: (to Mamoru) …and…I'll never stop loving you…. (Turns around and quickly pukes)
(They kiss and the fountains suddenly blow up)
MAMORU: AHHHHH!!
USAGI: YAY!! *runs away*
*flashback end*
ANGEL: *pulls down a few boring scenes and goes to the good part*
* A plane was roaring in the sky…*
MAMORU: It's time…
TAIKI: *appears* I never knew you thought that way
MAMORU: get lost
TAIKI: *shrugs, disappears*
*Usagi appears abut 20 feet away, and she slowly walks to Mamoru*
*after some crying scene, Mamoru gives her a box*
USAGI: It better be a winning lottery ticket…
USAGI: EW, it's some stupid rock on a keychain ring you got from the 99 cents store!
MAMORU: HEY!
(Backstage)
SEIYA: *snickering*
ANGEL: Three Lights! You're gonna be up!
(Front stage)
*They kiss while people walk by. Some loud kids run and stop and made disgusting sounds to the couple, and took off*
*A loud cheer can be heard*
USAGI: Eh? What's that?
MAMORU: Probably some woman cat fight
USAGI: riiiiiiiight…
*The Three Lights were on the escalator, going up*
TAIKI: WHEEEEEEEEE this is fun!!
SEIYA: Excuse me, can you let me pass…OW, stop grabbing my-
(Loud cheering and screaming)
SEIYA: You're annoying! Go away!
YATEN: What about us?!
SEIYA: You can suffer while my scene comes
*As Seiya walks along, he crosses between the couple and a bright flash can be seen in the background*
SEIYA: Damn light, always covering my good looks!
*Seiya turns around about three times while Usagi looks back to him adding with a little wink*
Meanwhile in another dimension…
GALAXIA: I feel it…a fart coming up, uh I mean, the energy of ever shining stars!
Go find the star seeds!
*A form of a ball with light come shooting at Mamoru's plane*
MAMORU: ALIEN INVASION!!!
*A "thwing" can be sound be an electric guitar presently*
YATEN: A light of another star has disappeared…
SEIYA: Cool. Whatever. I want hamburgers.
TAIKI: Shut up.
SEIYA: Fine. We don't have much time left…
TAIKI: I thought you said "it's time"
SEIYA: What is?
****
REI: Ohh…Usagi has a ring
USAGI: So what? You can have it
REI: No thanks.
MINAKO: AHHH WERE GOING TO MISS IT!!
MAKOTO: What?
MINAKO: Follow me!
MINAKO: They are making a drama for the Three Lights on location here
MAKOTO: Is it perhaps, the X-files?
REI: sure
AMI: It's a super popular program which has an average rating of more than 35%! *starry eyed* I know a lot about it!
*everyone jumping up and down*
MINAKO: I can't see them! Makoto!
MAKOTO: Yes, ma'am! *lifts Minako up but pushed to hard and sent Minako flying in the air*
MINAKO: WHEEEEEEEEE!!
MAKOTO: ^_^;
REI: hey, it's that Alice girl!
USAGI: So?
REI: *shrugs*
MINAKO: *in the air, sees Taiki and Yaten* IT'S THEM IT'S THEM!
*Yaten and Taiki and just standing looking "shway")
*Everyone digs through the crowed, when some woman farts in Usagi's face*
USAGI: *holding nose* GET YOUT ASS REPAIRED, GEEZ!
USAGI: Ah-ha! There's a secret place to get in! *sneaks in*
SEIYA: From here, there's no admittance!
USAGI: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
SEIYA: *sits up and looks confusingly at Usagi* you…are the one…
USAGI: *stares*
SEIYA: what?
USAGI: That orange suit is soooo 1600's
SEIYA: Hey, I didn't pick it
SEIYA: Anyway, I guess you don't remember
USAGI: yeah, I don't remember a lot of stuff
SEIYA: *puppy eyes* you…don't recognize me?
USAGI: Sure I do! *hugs Seiya*
SEIYA: ^_^
ANGEL: CUT!!! You're supposed to act like you don't know each other yet!
SEIYA: Damn
SEIYA: I guess I'm not as popular as I thought
USAGI: Oh, I got it! A new way of approaching girls!
SEIYA: *laughs and gives Usagi a weird look* Funny girl! And hot!
USAGI: yeah I know!
SEIYA: See ya, odango!
USAGI: Bye.
ANGEL: Oh God…
****
*Suddenly Iron Mouse shoots Alice*
IRON MOUSE: Darn. A blank.
ESM: Stop right there! *gives her 10 hour speech*
IRON MOUSE: Yeah, whatever. Sailor Pop star go fetch em. *disappears*
ESM: What now?
*Click click….click click….click click…*
ESM: Stop that it tickles!
HEALER: Penetrating the darkness of the light…
MAKER: The air of freedom breaks through!! Heheh….get it? Ehehheh….
FIGHTER: We are the three sacred shooting stars!
FIGHTER: Sailor Star Fighter!
MAKER: Sailor Star Maker!
HEALER: Sailor Star Healer!
ALL THREE: Sailor Starlights…are here!
YOUMA: You guys want to sing with me too?
HEALER: Actually, we do sing, but not now.
FIGHTER: STAR SERIOUS LASER!
YOUMA: *get's steamed*
FIGHTER: *points a finger at youma* I'll make you feel comfortable now!
EVERYONE: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!??!?
FIGHTER: ^_^: Never mind
YOUMA: Pretty pretty pretty?
ESM: No stop, don't kill her!
HEALER: It's too late!
MAKER: Once humans becomes a phage, no one can stop it
FIGHTER: Right….except her…now go away!
ESM: Over my dead body! STRALIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!
YOUMA: BEUATIFUL! *turns back to Alice, star seed returns*
*Starlights disappear, and Usagi walks away.*
HEALER: She had surprising power
FIGHTER: it seems to start out a little fun….ehehhehe….*evil grin*
MAKER: *hits Fighter* SEIYA NO HENTAI!
****
USAGI: What happened?
(Ending credits)
Like? Review please!! Thank ya! *kisses*
Anyway, I hope you will laugh your ass out, because I made a lot of effort for this! As you know I'll be making this during the new Seiya/Usagi fic as you know so well. But I want to post the first episode first, and then I'll continue to finish, "World of Music and Confusion." And you know what? You BETTER read and review that fic or I won't make the new one! And please read my realm fic, it's probably my best one.
When Sailor Stars go wrong
Written by: ME! (I'm the director!)
*sees real director tied up in the corner*
*Stars Opening theme*
| | | |After the time when you disappeared from me | | |I began my journey searching for my manga | | |The start is on the map, the copied picture of who??| | | | | |The destination it points to, a waiting dark | | |colisseum | | |In my hyper heart, the public kiss of that day | | |However easy destiny may be | | |I will keep kicking it | | |*I won't look back, with my HUGE eyes | | |Reaching out to you, with my infected wing | | |This song is the guidepost of the Puerto Rico | | |I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart | | |For sure! I will find it! The sailor star | | |With the wings of an (infected) angel, I take off | | |Alone I run along the road of the well-known | | |At last I have arrived, here at this fort | | |At the bottom of the flask, which you left behind | | |(how dare you!) | | |A many pieces of the star of trial, now chant the | | |magic spell | | |This is our dull destiny | | |The past and the past, crossing them all, to catch | | |up with whom? | | |Give sadness now my HUGE eyes | | |Bringing a miracle, an infected wing | | |Everybody carries a star of flambé inside | | |I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart | | |For sure! I will catch it! The sailor star | | |Let this vow sound through the whole galaxy (and | | |breaks everyone's ears) |
Episode 173: A farewell and an encounter! The destiny of flowing stars!
*In the dark, a door opens a little, letting some light flow in. A shadow…no, three shadows come strolling in while eating ice cream cones. One of them stops and turns around.*
SEIYA: I hate vanilla!
YATEN: Seiya…
SEIYA: Oh! Uh…can we find her?
TAIKI: No…you think?
YATEN: That was my line, Seiya!!
SEIYA: Oh…well, don't worry! That's why we came here!
TAIKI: We'll definitely find her
SEIYA: *a very hard face on him* that's right! Even if we have to sacrifice everything…
YATEN: *in horror* EVERYTHING?! Even my glass cat collection?!
SEIYA: *slaps hand on forehead* YES, EVERYYYYYYYYTHING!!! *turns back around* Now let's go! It's time…
TAIKI: Well, I never knew you thought that way
*All three enter the door way, and they come out in slow motion as entering out of an impossible space mission*
*Bright colored light beams surround them as the three lights stand still as statues holding roses. Fans cheered and a cheesy three lights sign appeared. Seiya was standing in some erotic way.*
SEIYA: Damn, my ice cream is melting in my pocket!
*Suddenly music was blasted on and wind came out of nowhere blowing on the lights*
SEIYA: *opens eyes suddenly and they grow red*
(SEIYA: HEY!! This is not the exorcist!
ANGEL: ok ok!)
*Seiya throws his rose up and hits a hidden camera man*
SEIYA: Oops
CAMERAMAN: YOU DUMBASS!
*Scene changes into a parlor shop*
LUNA: Three Lights?
REI/MINAKO/MAKOTO: Don't you know?
LUNA: What's that? Like I care anyway
REI: A super-popular idol group!
MINAKO: Of course I like Seiya! He looks a little wild and dangerous…
SEIYA: *appears out of no where* Why thank you!
ANGEL: CUT! No, he does not! If he was, he would already be dead by killing himself
SEIYA: -_- whatever *vanishes*
REI: Well, isn't he a bit childish?
(A scene was cut when Rei and Angel high-five)
MAKOTO: That's what we like, don't we?
*nodding nodding*
REI: I like Yaten better…
(Another high five)
REI: With that unapproachable beauty!
MINAKO: He seems somewhat predictable!
MAKOTO: That's what we like, don't we?
*nod nod*
LUNA: *sweat drop* you're totally kicking your ass…
AMI: Don't you guys!
LUNA: Ami-Chan!
AMI: *blushing* don't forget about the nice and intellectual Taiki! With his graceful and adult mood…
MAKOTO: He looks cool…
(And yeah you know)
MINAKO: Uh…Ami, are you an anonymous fan?
AMI: Actually I am!
MINAKO: How about you, Usagi? Who are you concerned for?
USAGI: Seiya-Chan…er, I mean, Mamo-Chan
MAMOTO: Eh? Usagi, you looked depressed...
USAGI: Actually…
**
EVERYONE: WHAT!??! HE'S STUDYING ABROAD?!?!
USAGI: Yep
AMI: LET'S CELEBRATE!! Um…I mean, how terrible!
*A flashback appears in Usagi's mind about that day Mamoru said he's going abroad*
MAMORU: …perhaps a year…would it be ok?
USAGI: YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU!
ANGEL: CUT! Usagi, I know he does, but just follow along, ok?
USAGI: *sighs* ok…
USAGI: (to Mamoru) …and…I'll never stop loving you…. (Turns around and quickly pukes)
(They kiss and the fountains suddenly blow up)
MAMORU: AHHHHH!!
USAGI: YAY!! *runs away*
*flashback end*
ANGEL: *pulls down a few boring scenes and goes to the good part*
* A plane was roaring in the sky…*
MAMORU: It's time…
TAIKI: *appears* I never knew you thought that way
MAMORU: get lost
TAIKI: *shrugs, disappears*
*Usagi appears abut 20 feet away, and she slowly walks to Mamoru*
*after some crying scene, Mamoru gives her a box*
USAGI: It better be a winning lottery ticket…
USAGI: EW, it's some stupid rock on a keychain ring you got from the 99 cents store!
MAMORU: HEY!
(Backstage)
SEIYA: *snickering*
ANGEL: Three Lights! You're gonna be up!
(Front stage)
*They kiss while people walk by. Some loud kids run and stop and made disgusting sounds to the couple, and took off*
*A loud cheer can be heard*
USAGI: Eh? What's that?
MAMORU: Probably some woman cat fight
USAGI: riiiiiiiight…
*The Three Lights were on the escalator, going up*
TAIKI: WHEEEEEEEEE this is fun!!
SEIYA: Excuse me, can you let me pass…OW, stop grabbing my-
(Loud cheering and screaming)
SEIYA: You're annoying! Go away!
YATEN: What about us?!
SEIYA: You can suffer while my scene comes
*As Seiya walks along, he crosses between the couple and a bright flash can be seen in the background*
SEIYA: Damn light, always covering my good looks!
*Seiya turns around about three times while Usagi looks back to him adding with a little wink*
Meanwhile in another dimension…
GALAXIA: I feel it…a fart coming up, uh I mean, the energy of ever shining stars!
Go find the star seeds!
*A form of a ball with light come shooting at Mamoru's plane*
MAMORU: ALIEN INVASION!!!
*A "thwing" can be sound be an electric guitar presently*
YATEN: A light of another star has disappeared…
SEIYA: Cool. Whatever. I want hamburgers.
TAIKI: Shut up.
SEIYA: Fine. We don't have much time left…
TAIKI: I thought you said "it's time"
SEIYA: What is?
****
REI: Ohh…Usagi has a ring
USAGI: So what? You can have it
REI: No thanks.
MINAKO: AHHH WERE GOING TO MISS IT!!
MAKOTO: What?
MINAKO: Follow me!
MINAKO: They are making a drama for the Three Lights on location here
MAKOTO: Is it perhaps, the X-files?
REI: sure
AMI: It's a super popular program which has an average rating of more than 35%! *starry eyed* I know a lot about it!
*everyone jumping up and down*
MINAKO: I can't see them! Makoto!
MAKOTO: Yes, ma'am! *lifts Minako up but pushed to hard and sent Minako flying in the air*
MINAKO: WHEEEEEEEEE!!
MAKOTO: ^_^;
REI: hey, it's that Alice girl!
USAGI: So?
REI: *shrugs*
MINAKO: *in the air, sees Taiki and Yaten* IT'S THEM IT'S THEM!
*Yaten and Taiki and just standing looking "shway")
*Everyone digs through the crowed, when some woman farts in Usagi's face*
USAGI: *holding nose* GET YOUT ASS REPAIRED, GEEZ!
USAGI: Ah-ha! There's a secret place to get in! *sneaks in*
SEIYA: From here, there's no admittance!
USAGI: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
SEIYA: *sits up and looks confusingly at Usagi* you…are the one…
USAGI: *stares*
SEIYA: what?
USAGI: That orange suit is soooo 1600's
SEIYA: Hey, I didn't pick it
SEIYA: Anyway, I guess you don't remember
USAGI: yeah, I don't remember a lot of stuff
SEIYA: *puppy eyes* you…don't recognize me?
USAGI: Sure I do! *hugs Seiya*
SEIYA: ^_^
ANGEL: CUT!!! You're supposed to act like you don't know each other yet!
SEIYA: Damn
SEIYA: I guess I'm not as popular as I thought
USAGI: Oh, I got it! A new way of approaching girls!
SEIYA: *laughs and gives Usagi a weird look* Funny girl! And hot!
USAGI: yeah I know!
SEIYA: See ya, odango!
USAGI: Bye.
ANGEL: Oh God…
****
*Suddenly Iron Mouse shoots Alice*
IRON MOUSE: Darn. A blank.
ESM: Stop right there! *gives her 10 hour speech*
IRON MOUSE: Yeah, whatever. Sailor Pop star go fetch em. *disappears*
ESM: What now?
*Click click….click click….click click…*
ESM: Stop that it tickles!
HEALER: Penetrating the darkness of the light…
MAKER: The air of freedom breaks through!! Heheh….get it? Ehehheh….
FIGHTER: We are the three sacred shooting stars!
FIGHTER: Sailor Star Fighter!
MAKER: Sailor Star Maker!
HEALER: Sailor Star Healer!
ALL THREE: Sailor Starlights…are here!
YOUMA: You guys want to sing with me too?
HEALER: Actually, we do sing, but not now.
FIGHTER: STAR SERIOUS LASER!
YOUMA: *get's steamed*
FIGHTER: *points a finger at youma* I'll make you feel comfortable now!
EVERYONE: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!??!?
FIGHTER: ^_^: Never mind
YOUMA: Pretty pretty pretty?
ESM: No stop, don't kill her!
HEALER: It's too late!
MAKER: Once humans becomes a phage, no one can stop it
FIGHTER: Right….except her…now go away!
ESM: Over my dead body! STRALIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!
YOUMA: BEUATIFUL! *turns back to Alice, star seed returns*
*Starlights disappear, and Usagi walks away.*
HEALER: She had surprising power
FIGHTER: it seems to start out a little fun….ehehhehe….*evil grin*
MAKER: *hits Fighter* SEIYA NO HENTAI!
****
USAGI: What happened?
(Ending credits)
Like? Review please!! Thank ya! *kisses*