FATAL ATTRACTIONS:
It was just a normal day in Rosewood, filled with normality. Ashley Marin was on Facebook, stalking the one and only Byron Montgomery. She would stare at his profile picture for hours and hours, taking in his beautiful features. His cheekbones were very precise, and his glowing skin showed off his gleaming blue eyes. But she knew that wasn't his true form. His real image was much more...sexy with the scales.
She couldn't help but stare at his sensationally juicy "abs," which in reality was endless rolls of flab. Smiling malevolently, she clicked on the thumbs up, still in her flashback of "Mr. Hunky."
The time is midnight, the witching hour.
Byron lay on the empery colored grand piano, in a male thong and a matching bow tie. His flab seemed to be shimmering in the moonlight, looking beautiful and majestic, almost like Edward Cullen. Only more sexy. Ashley entered the room, wearing a blood red Victoria's Secret bathrobe, with nothing underneath.
"Hello, Byron." She whispered through her matching scarlet lips. "We meet again." Byron slid off the piano, slithering over to her, petting her, like a wild animal.
"It's been too long, Ashley." He agreed, his eyes flickering like flames.
"I know your secret," Ashley growled, standing on her tip toes to lick his cheek.
His eyes narrowed in disbelief and humiliation. "Aren't you afraid of me? I've been in the shadows for far too long. You never came back after that, after that dreadful night."
"It's too hard to stay away," she said seductively. "I don't care what you are, Byron. If it's meant to be, it shall be."
"Indeed, it shall." He hissed with a fiery passion. "But first I need to know that you will accept me- no matter what I am." Ashley growled with longing. She made a cat's claw with her hand and said, "Rawr! I'm half cat."
"Here kitty, kitty. I'm half dog, half wolf, half fish and half chicken." Ashley gave him a weary look, her icy blue eyes wide with shock and honest betrayal.
"I thought that you were just half dog! Ugh, bitch, this will like nev-ah work out. I'm allergic to fish."
"The doctors may find a cure for fish Herpes soon, Ash. But for now, I'm afraid that we'll have to go our separate ways."
Ashley whipped her hair back and forth.
"I whip my hair back and forth, bitch."
She closed her eyes, as the flashback ended, whipping her hair back and forth as she did so. "I whip my hair back and forth, bitch."
Two days later, Officer Wilden found Ashley's dead body resting at the bottom of the stairs. Her eyes were wide open with satisfied lust. She was also naked.
Some say that she was pushed.
Some say that she tripped.
But some say that she had an allergy attack.
FIN.
A/N: Fish.