THE CAST:
Hercules... Dukey (Johnny Test)
Pegasus... Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)
Phil... Voltar,Doktor Frogg,Red Menace (L.O.S.E.)
Meg... Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)
Hades... E.S. (My OC)
Zeus... Johnny Test (Johnny Test)
Hera... Vanessa Ann Diement (My OC)
Pain and Panic... Bling-Bling Boy (Johnny Test) and Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
The Titans... Splodyhead,Kixx,Cannon ball,627,and Sparky(Lilo and Stitch the series)
The Fates... Icy,Darcy,and Stormy(Winx Club)
The Muses... Haily Ray Diement, Ema Henson, Dannitella Von Diement(My OCs),Susan and Mary Test(Johnny Test)
The Narrator... ME!!
DUKEULES
A long time ago, in a place so far away you wouldn't believe how far it is, lies the land of the Zerosville. It was a great age of powerful gods and incredible heroes. The greatest and strongest of all the heroes known was a dog named Dukey
I 'motioned' to a vase nearby. It has a picture of brown and tan,well-built dog on it. His name is Dukey fighting some sort of monster in hand-to-hand combat.
But what is the measure of a true hero? Our story begins where it should be...
Suddenly another voice interrupts the me in annoyance. "Oh My Gosh! Can you believe this girl?!"
What?
We see something on top Dukey's vase. It is a painting of 5 females in robes that is moving.
The first female was a puffy blue haired woman with a green robe and wearing a peace sign pendant. Her name is Haily Ray Diement.
The second female was lady with black slanted glam-rock hair with red highlights on the tips,multiple ear piercings,and a dark red robe. Her name is Ema Henson.
The third female was a blond girl with her hair in a ponytail with a daisy and a pink robe. Her name is Dannitella Von Diement or D.V.D. to her pals.
The fourth female was a curly red haired girl with a moon-shaped barrette with cat-eye glasses and wearing a blue robe. Her name is Mary Test.
The fifth female was a strait red haired girl with a star shaped barrette with square glasses. Her name was Susan Test, Mary's twin sister.
Ema, who spoke, looks annoyed as she holds up a sad theatre mask, "She's going to make this one some dumb Greek tragedy!"
"Take a break,Brenda,we'll take it from here!"says Haily
You go girls!
Music started to play.
"We are the Toon Muses." said Susan.
"Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes." Mary said.
"Heroes like Dukey!" Ema said with a dreamy sigh.
"Girl,don't you mean Cutey?" D.V.D. asked. She slid down to the Dukey vase. "Hoo, baby! I would like to mate with that dog any-""
"DANNITELLA!" scowled Susan
"Sorry."
"Anyway,our story begins eons before Dukey was even born..." says Haily before they start to sing:
Back when the world was new,
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Experiments ran amok!
The five females go past a moving vase with 5 monster like mutants causing trouble and wrecking the world with their powers.
Susan and Mary: It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Ema: Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!
Dannitella: And then along came Johnny Test-
They now go past a vase of a fiery-headed preteen with a blue and orange superhero outfit. He turns around and aims his butt at the monsters.
He blasted his Power Poots-
He blasted!
Then he seems to "fart fire" at them and blast them into a cell with lightning bolts for bars.
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!
The boy was too type A to just relax.
Ema:And that's the world's first dish.
Haily: Johnny tamed the globe while still in his youth.
All: Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
On mount Toon life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
Soon they reach a vase of that shows mount Toon. Then, the real mount Toon appears. The real story is starting...