disclaimer: jk rowling owns all the characters but i own the ... er ...
"plot" :o)
harry, hermione, and ron are walking down a corridor. theyre talking about sheep and chickens.
harry: (nonchalantly) i was born a sheep you know
hermione: (attempts to twirl a strand of bushy hair around her finger and fails) OH MY GOD!!! so was i like we are like sooo sisters!!!
(malfoy skips down the corridor and joins them)
malfoy: (giggles girlishly) theres more chickens than people in this world!!!
(malfoy skips away, singing)
harry: (whines) i wanna be a chicken!!! you-know-i-think-chickens-will-rise- up-and-defeat-the-human-race-one-day-and-i-wanna-be-on-the-winning-side-of- the-battle-for-once (takes a huge breath in and starts running around in tight circles flapping his arms and clucking like a chicken. hermione and ron just stand there watching. harry finally stops, stands still for 3 seconds with glazed eyes, then falls asleep on the ground)
ron: seeing as today seems to be full of useless trivia, did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?
hermione: ohmygod!!! YOU SAID PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (collapses on the ground laughing) ..................... PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
ron: oookay (scoots away)
(in the common room ron is talking to lavender about colours.)
lavender: so... like ... ron. like, whats your favourite colour? (bats eyelashes at ron, hoping he'll say lavender, or purple or *something*)
ron: er ... red! you know dynamite is red...
lavender (annoyed because red isnt that close to purple) oh ... like i thought youd prefer, like ... something a little more, like, lavender-ish! (eagerly) coz you know if you wanted to you could like ... paint the dynamite *lavender* ... (giggles annoyingly) and did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?
ron: (eyes shiny with tears) i never knew anyone else that knew that ... thats the ONE thing that I knew and NOBODY not even HERMIONE knew (lower lip wobbles and ron bursts into tears. he runs up to the dormitories where he could still be heard sobbing)
lavender: (yelling) you were supposed to fall madly in love with me for my knowledge of dynamite and its ingredients not get upset and run out of the room crying and make me say all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: oh (goes back into common room and starts making out with lavender. harry and hermione walk in, having woken up/stopped laughing.)
ron: (on sight of harry and hermione) oops ... er ... peanut! chicken! (goes back to lavender. hermione laughs herself stupid again and harry's eyes glaze over before he falls asleep on the floor. again. crowd of people in common room look at them, shrug, and go back to their conversations.)
so - how did u like it?? my first ever fic so pretty please review
harry, hermione, and ron are walking down a corridor. theyre talking about sheep and chickens.
harry: (nonchalantly) i was born a sheep you know
hermione: (attempts to twirl a strand of bushy hair around her finger and fails) OH MY GOD!!! so was i like we are like sooo sisters!!!
(malfoy skips down the corridor and joins them)
malfoy: (giggles girlishly) theres more chickens than people in this world!!!
(malfoy skips away, singing)
harry: (whines) i wanna be a chicken!!! you-know-i-think-chickens-will-rise- up-and-defeat-the-human-race-one-day-and-i-wanna-be-on-the-winning-side-of- the-battle-for-once (takes a huge breath in and starts running around in tight circles flapping his arms and clucking like a chicken. hermione and ron just stand there watching. harry finally stops, stands still for 3 seconds with glazed eyes, then falls asleep on the ground)
ron: seeing as today seems to be full of useless trivia, did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?
hermione: ohmygod!!! YOU SAID PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (collapses on the ground laughing) ..................... PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
ron: oookay (scoots away)
(in the common room ron is talking to lavender about colours.)
lavender: so... like ... ron. like, whats your favourite colour? (bats eyelashes at ron, hoping he'll say lavender, or purple or *something*)
ron: er ... red! you know dynamite is red...
lavender (annoyed because red isnt that close to purple) oh ... like i thought youd prefer, like ... something a little more, like, lavender-ish! (eagerly) coz you know if you wanted to you could like ... paint the dynamite *lavender* ... (giggles annoyingly) and did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?
ron: (eyes shiny with tears) i never knew anyone else that knew that ... thats the ONE thing that I knew and NOBODY not even HERMIONE knew (lower lip wobbles and ron bursts into tears. he runs up to the dormitories where he could still be heard sobbing)
lavender: (yelling) you were supposed to fall madly in love with me for my knowledge of dynamite and its ingredients not get upset and run out of the room crying and make me say all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ron: oh (goes back into common room and starts making out with lavender. harry and hermione walk in, having woken up/stopped laughing.)
ron: (on sight of harry and hermione) oops ... er ... peanut! chicken! (goes back to lavender. hermione laughs herself stupid again and harry's eyes glaze over before he falls asleep on the floor. again. crowd of people in common room look at them, shrug, and go back to their conversations.)
so - how did u like it?? my first ever fic so pretty please review