Rika Grey: Pop
Kiara Hassleberry: Six
Cassidy Anderson: Squish
Keisie Ishtar: Uh uh
Sabrina Moto: Cicero
Becca Lupin: Princeton (X2)
Announcer: And now the six merry murderesses of the Duel Academy Juvenile Hall in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango.
Rika Grey: Pop
Kiara Hassleberry: Six
Cassidy Anderson: Squish
Keisie Ishtar: Uh uh
Sabrina Moto: Cicero
Becca Lupin: Princeton (X4)
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Sabrina Moto: I bet'cha you would have done the same
Rika Grey: Pop
Kiara Hassleberry: Six
Cassidy Anderson: Squish
Keisie Ishtar: Uh uh
Sabrina Moto: Cicero
Becca Lupin: Princeton (X2)
Rika Grey (spoken): You know how people have these little habits that get you down
Like Jaden
Jaden like to chew gum
No not chew Pop
So I came home one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Jaden lying on the couch
Drinking a soda and chewing
No not chewing Popping
So I said to him
I said
"You pop that gum one more time..."
And he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots
Into his head
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I bet'cha you would have done the same
Kiara Hassleberry: I met Jesse Anderson from the card shack about two days ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So we started living together
He go out duelling he'd come home
I'd fixed him a drink and we'd have dinner
And then I found out
Single he told me
Single my deck
Not only was he dating
Oh no he had six girlfriends
One of those serial daters you know
So that night when he came home from duelling
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a power in his prime
And then he used
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime
Cassidy Anderson (spoken): Now I'm standing in the kitchen
Carving up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
In storms my boyfriend Hassleberry in a jealous rage
"You've been duelling the milkman" he says
He was crazy and he kept on screaming
"You've been duelling the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
All: If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I bet'cha you would have done the same
Keisie Ishtar (spoken): What am I doing here?
They say my famous tenant held down my boyfriend Aster
And I chopped his head off
But it's not true
I am innocent
I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it
I tried explaining it to the police
But they didn't understand
Sabrina Moto: Yeah but did you do it?
Keisie Ishtar: Uh uh not guilty
Sabrina Moto (spoken): My sister Lenna and I had this double act
And my boyfriend Zane travelled around with us
So for the last number in our act we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row
One two three four five splits spread eagles back flips flip flops one right after the other
So this one night before the show
We were down at the hotel Cicero
The three of us boozing and having a few laughs
And we ran out of ice so I went out to get some
I got back
Opened the door
And there's Lenna and Zane
Doing number seventeen
The spread eagle
Well I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out
I couldn't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
(sung) They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong (X2)
Becca Lupin: I loved Chazz Princeton more than I could possible say
He was a real charming guy
Sensitive
A duelist
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way
He found Alexis
Mindy
Jasmine
And Syrus
I guess you could say we broke up
Because of duelling differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
All: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum (X2)
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
And they used it
And they abused it
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
They had it coming
They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I bet'cha you would have done the same
Rika Grey: You pop that gum one more time
Kiara Hassleberry: Single my deck
Cassidy Anderson: Ten times
Keisie Ishtar: I don't why Uncle Sam...
Sabrina Moto: Number seventeen the spread eagle
Becca Lupin: Duelling differences
Rika Grey: Pop
Kiara Hassleberry: Six
Cassidy Anderson: Squish
Keisie Ishtar: Uh uh
Sabrina Moto: Cicero
Becca Lupin: Princeton
The End