14 Things You Never Knew
By AvidAkiraReader
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Q: Have you ever read a Snake/Saki fic? Do you want to?
A mercenary was shoved into a room the same time a Ruffian was dragged kicking and yelling. The mercenary was the infamous Snake, who was snarling at Master Hand in various languages. He wasn't dressed in his sneaking suit, because he was unfortunately playing a casual game of chess with Mewtwo, who claimed the suit disrupted his skills. So Snake was in a shirt and shorts, unarmed except for his fists.
But even his fists wouldn't stop a stubborn Hand.
On the other side of the room, Saki was vainly trying to shoot the sibling of Master Hand with his gun. Still in a yellow shirt and shorts, Saki Amamiya cursed in a foreign language before slamming the butt of gun/sword into Crazy's thumb. With a yelp, Crazy gallantly (if you want to be insane) still dragged the half-mad Ruffian in.
"Alright, Crazy, let 'em loose!" Master Hand called out, before swiftly departing with his insane brother. They locked the doors soon after.
Snake brushed his shoulder off before glaring at the shut door with a murderous glance. Walking over to the blonde Assist Trophy, Snake pulled the teenager up with a grunt. "You okay?" He asked, not really minding if he was injured.
Saki answered scathingly. "Yeah, I'm great, Snake." The retired mercenary rolled gray eyes before walking away from the irritated blonde to inspect a door. "Why the heck am I here with you?"
Instead of replying, Snake kicked the door to see if it would bend. Of course, Snake got a bruised toe. Snarling in Russian at the metal door, Snake looked around the room to see what else was there. "Because kid, you either did something really bad, I did something really bad, or Master Hand was surfing Internet again for memes." Saki blinked at the last word, and his green eyes went blank.
"Memes?"
A: Heck yes. And now I've created one.
Welcome to 14 Things You Never Knew, something to keep my mind off 100 Smashin' Ways. Now, you know those meme things where you include a list of people you like from a fandom, and you answer questions about them? Well, I decided my profile was full enough without this in, so this was incorporated into a story. Oh yes, you can figure out the list for yourself! (Just kiddin', I'll post the list on the final, fifteenth chapter if this gets that far. Now, all that matters is…
Did ya like it? It doesn't matter if you don't, because this is fun to write! ;D