I wanted to start this whole "letters" business, but never got around to it. After reading the Pirate-England one today, I figured why not? Plus it's America's birthday, so I'll have a good topic to start with.
Originally inspired by "The Pearl's Letters! Kumusta!" (Ru Tsuna) and "Hola! I'll Write Letters, Too!" (KazeRose)
Motivated by "Rum, Tar, and a Whole Lot of Letters" (Worldsweaver) and the fact that today is America's birthday!
Hey WORLD-and all who inhabit it! It's the hero! But of course you knew that, Hahaha! I've decided to send out letters to the world as well! …even though I'd rather text/email you guys instead…But England and my states have gotten me around to actually WRITING out words onto paper, so be glad I'm not writing short hand like I'm used to!
So it's my birthday today! What do you guys like to do on your birthday? Me? Oh, I'm stuck writing this letter to you guys until England lets me out of the closet…erm, that sounded off, but he's locked me in here until I get a reply from someone, so people please…REPLY SOON!
Oh yeah, I wrote to people before, and they all chewed and crashed me out…countries and states are sooo mean! I'm not annoying ALL THE TIME, besides, dealing with FIFTY KIDS isn't all that easy. So can we not bring up past offenses (letter wise) that will get countries more pissed off at me? I mean, come on, it's my birthday…
AW SHIT! I think England just bought McDonalds to make me write faster! What the heck? Ugh…so hungry…PLEASE REPLY!
America
A/N …yeah. The mention of how mean countries/states are to America is from when I role-play as him in other stories and they're all mean to me by calling me a mean country (even though I did deserve it, not knowing that America once had Philippines as a colony-type-thingy. But leave Alfred alooooone for that, and tease him for something else!)
Finally figured out how to put in freaking divider lines! YESH!
I've got to get started on Alfred's cake too before it's too late…it's already six'clock over here (P.M)! Ugh, reply so England can let him out of the closet…and NO, England isn't in there with him!