Okay, these lines

mean that somebody is having a flash back, and it's not happening in the story. Two lines in between mean that it's a new scene. Anyway, enjoy the story!

Link: Hey man! What took you so long?

Ganondorf: (Has a flashback of earlier at work)

Old dude: I'll have a Big Mac please.

Ganondorf: Sorry man, this is Burger King. We don't have that around here. Do you want a Whopper instead?

Old dude: No, a Big Mac's fine.

Ganondorf: Like I said, we don't have that here. You have to get something else.

Old dude: I said I want a Big Mac! (Takes out a machine gun and blasts Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: I'd rather not explain it…

Link: That's fine, dude. Now let's party! (Walks up to the stage and talks in the microphone) Alright, so want do you all want to do?

Ruto: Let's watch a movie!

Saria: Let's play some music!

Rauru: Let's do our nails!

Everybody: (Stares at Rauru in complete silence)

Rauru: Um… I can explain.

Mad scientist: Mwahaha! I will brainwash you!

Rauru: (Shaking hysterically and making weird noises)

Link: Okay. Let's put in a CD. We got Jay-Z, Marilyn Manson, and um… this burnt CD labeled "Dance Mix". How 'bout the burnt one as this is a dance? (Pops in the CD.)

Ganondorf: Oh yeah! (Licks his finger and puts it on his butt) Ttttsss! Hot!

Nabooru: slap

Ganondorf: Hey baby, remember when…

Nabooru: I'm not your baby! slap

Rauru: Do you want to dance?

Link: Go away, pervito.

Rauru: You're looking hot tonight…

Link: Your mom's looking hot tonight, now go away!

Ganondorf: (Playing pool with Darunia) Those were the good times...

Darunia: Hell they were. I remember when me and my friends went to this nerd's house at two in the morning and put forks all over his lawn! He was such a nerd!

Ganondorf: Well it was awesome for me, as I was the King of Evil and all of those hot girls wanted to be with me!

Ruto: So, Link. Do you want to get away from all this madness and go in that room?

Link: Hell no! I'm having a great time!

Ruto: (Grabs Link by the ear and drags him into the room)

Link: NO!

Malon: So, what are you two gonna do tonight?

Zelda: I'm probably gonna ask Link out!

Nabooru: Hey! I was gonna do that! (Slaps Zelda)

Zelda: (Slaps Nabooru back)

Nabooru: (Gets into a catfight with Zelda)

Malon: (Joins the catfight)

Ganondorf: Oh yeah! Let's go Nabooru!

Rauru: Link is my man! (Jumps in and joins the catfight)

Everybody: (Freezes in silence)

Rauru: Um… It's not what it looks like…

Malon: (Suddenly stops fighting) Wait a sec… Where is Link anyway?

All 3 Girls: (Opens the door and sees Link kissing Ruto)

Link: Oh great…

Retarded Narrator: DUHN DUHN DUUUUUHN!