A/N: Shortest and creepiest thing I have ever written. Also I don't own South Park.
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His eyes...
His eyes were probably the only reason, he would put up with him. No. They were the only reason.
His blue eyes that would stare back into his green eyes.
Kyle felt disgusted with himself...but he couldn't help it when he looked into Cartman's eyes. Those blue eyes that challenged him, taunted him, and haunted him.
Because when another pair of blue eyes were closed and lifeless, he would only have to turn to his enemy and stare into his blue eyes.
Kenny's eyes.
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A/N: Let me explain myself. Please. So the ever wonderful soquedhozi brought it to my attention that Cartman took Kenny's eyes in one episode. I felt creepy when I wrote this, and I liked it. This is also the shortest thing I've ever written, ever. And yes, you might as well take this as K2. Chyeah.