Laps killz everone: A trollfic with terrible grammar

by Myra the Vulpix

This is a trollfic. I made the cover in Paint in less than a minute. Centipeedle doesn't actually appear. somebody tell me why this is so popular.

1 da laps wok up an sed im guna destrt beh sitty

so she pop jaspr bubbl and make lots an lots of vorp buns an start atk bech sitty

o no stvn sed a anor of lapss watyr clonz atakd AAAAAAAA con screemd as a wotr nunny nawdf of her hed

Laps luked on as hr vopl buns destryd bech sitty "Stop making me destroy the city. It's bad for tourism."

Jasper lockked a er aall odd.

perdo ran u an sed can i join u

then se fel of clif

an now everone ded

so laps leav

an destry homwrld

no yelo dimnd sed y u do did

"Because that's what the title says, see?" Laps po nt up

ylo dimn lok up but so no thin

wut u men she sed

den she dyd

den Laps let da unvrs on hfr wtr wngz

"I'm leaving. You can stop writing now."

no