X-men: Evolution : "Scarlet Witch just wanna have fun!"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own Wanda or the rest of the brotherhood , so im not responsible for whatever mayhem they cause , if they wrecked your place , go complain with Mystique.

A/n: dedicated to Red Witch , for all those countless hours of Laughing i got from her isane fics!

The brotherhood`s house:

"What do you losers do for fun in this dump?"-Wanda said , while she gave a loud yawn.

"Why? Ya bored , Wanda?"-Todd asked.

"Yeah , im so bored i`ll do anything , so , show me around , will ya , you airheads!"-Wanda`s voice got more energetic.

"Okay , well , if the phone sounds, and its Kitty , we play "Annoy Lance"!"- Pietro said as he zipped by his sisters side.

"Whats the objective of the game?"-Wanda asked.

"Make Lance go nuts , but we havent been able to play it since Mystique got here"-Fred added.

"Yeah , she said that game is her own now , you should had seen Lance`s face when Kitty called and Mystique answered!"-Tod added.

"That`s a sight i wish i had saw"-Wanda said.

"Well , why dont we have Lance take us to the mall?"-Pietro said.

"What do you guys do there?"-Wanda asked

"Lets see , steal stuff and money , annoy jocks and cheerleaders , ruin dates , hell , we can do anything , since Pietro gets the keys to each store every week!"-Fred added.

"Including "Ray`s Metal Pitstop?"-Wanda asked.

"Yup"-Todd said.

"And "Gothic City?"-Wanda said ,her eyes glowing.

"Uh , Todd?"-Pietro said.

"And "Sanrio"?"-Wanda asked , without thinking.

"Yeah , hey waita a minute , Sanrio?"-Todd asked.

"Waht do you want to do with a Hello Kitty store?"-Fred asked.

"Uh , I wanna wreck it and burn it to the ground , yeah thats it!"-Wanda said , thinking quickly

"Okay , i`ll get Lance up , so we can take little Wanda to catch some Kitty pencils!"-Pietro said , as he zipped upstairs , evading the pillows Wanda threwed at him.

30 minutes later....

"Okay , where almost there , we only have to drive by the front of the X- geeks houses and...Wanda , why are you looking at me like that?"-Lance asked.

"You know where they live?"-Wanda asked.

"Uh , yeah , they know where we live to!"-Fred replied.

"Okay , we are gonna pay them a visit!"-Wanda said.

"Please dont tell me you actually want to do that!"-Pietro screamed.

"Do what yo?"-Todd asked.

"Dont say it Pietro!"-Wanda said.

"She wants to wreck Rogue`s closet , because she thinks Rogue is copying her looks!"-Pietro explained.

"She is!"-Wanda said , furious.

"Uh ,Didnt Rogue arrived first?"-Fred asked.

"Thats not the point Lardhead , there can only be one Goth bad girl here , thats me!"-Wanda said as her powers started to show up, and hex bolts started to get under the jeep`s hood

The rest was a blur......

The car went from 60 miles per hour to 250 in a second , piercing trought the institutes gates.....

"Wanda! What did you did to my car you freak!"-Lance screamed as he grabbed the wheel , the jeep making a wreck of the Institute`s lawn , flowers and pretty much everything in the grounds around the mansion.

"I dont know , Agatha said i could make things function better by using my hexes , but i havent learned how to stop it yet!-Wanda screamed.

"Lance , look out!"-Pietro screamed as the car headed straight to the main door of the Institute , making short work of the aoutomated defenses.

In that moment , the doors opened , and Logan appeared .

"Waht do you punks think yer doi... everyone to the walls!"-Logan screamed as he jumped and used his claws to stick to the ceiling.

The jeep went right throught the entrance , wrecking all the furniture in the hall.

"What are those idiots doing?"-Evan , who was clinged to a wall with his spykes ,said.

"I dont know!"- Kurt said , from a chandelier.

"Seems their jeep is hexed , Proffesor!"-Hank , who was grabbed from a ceiling beam , holding Xavier with one hand , said.

"What does that mean?"- Evan asked.

"It means we have a group of psychos in a jeep that runs like a sport car and has the resistance of a tank running around the place!"-Logan screamed.

"Oh my god , is that thing really going up the stairs!"-Kurt screamed.

Upstairs.....

"Wanda , stop this crazy thing!"-Pietro screamed

"Im trying!"-Wanda screamed.

"LOOK OUT"-Fred screamed when Sam , Bobby , Ray and Jamie appeared from a corrider.

"HIT THE SIDES!"-Lance screamed.



Sam went into cannonball mode , and ripped throught a wall grabbing Jamie , Bobby and Ray extended themselves against the wall , the jeep mising them by a couple of inches...

"Did that really happen?"-Jamie asked , dazed.

"Man , i wet my pants!"-Bobby said.

"I did more than that!"-Ray said , shaking.

At some place in the institute:

"Rogue , i think Lance was serious when we told me i was in danger!"-Kitty said.

"Well , thankfully , we wont be seeing that vamp nutcase for ah time"-Rogue said , when...

The jeep went right throught Rogue`s closet , destroying it , and leaved by making a hole in the wall......

"What the hell was that?"-Kitty asked

"Ah dont know , but ah aint gonna stay and find out!"-Rogue said as she jumped from the balcony.

"Wait for me!"-Kitty exclaimed , phasing to the ground below.

In Jean`s room......

Jean was getting dressed , when the jeep destroyed her wall, and Jean used his powers to stop it , but it wasnt strong enough , as it only made the jeep turn around , tossing Lance from it.....

"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"-Lance screamed while Pietro grabbd the wheel , as the jeep went right throught the floor , like a mole

Meanwhile , Scott was taking a shower , when the door of the bathroom was knocked over by a flying Lance , who landed right in the shower.......

"AAAAALLLLLVVVVVEEEEEERRRRSSSSSS!!!-Scott screamed.

THUD! CRASH! FLUSH! WOMPFA!

Meanwhile in the basement...

The metal doors went flying , as the jeep made its way into.....

"Oh no , not this room again!"-Todd screamed as the jeep entered the Danger Room.

The room changed , and became a race track........

In the Danger Room`s control room.

All the X-men , plus Lance who was all wet and covered by foam , just like Scott , who was dressed with a towel , looked at the jeep going around the circuit.

"What do we do now?"-Logan asked.

"We just have to wait untill either the gas or Wanda`s power on the car gets cosumed"-Xavier said.

"Man , the computer says they are going at 300 miles per hour!"- Kitty exclaimed.

"Dont worry , Proffesor , i mean , how long can that thing keep running?"- Jean asked

"Is this a good time to say that i filled the tank this morning?"-Lance said.

5 hours later....

The Brotherhood entered their house , staggering , Todd greener than usual , Wanda with all her hair up , Fred covered in vomit , Pietro shaking and Lance completely wet and bruised.

"Where have you idiots been?"-Mystique screamed.

"Get used to this Wanda , because we are gonna hear it a lot more!"-Pietro said as everyone collapsed.



END

Yay! First crazy fic with Wanda! Read and review!

Ryoken.-