Riding the Regalia

By: Strange and Intoxicating -rsa-

Notes: This is just porn involving the Regalia. I am just going to write every damn pairing under the sun. If you have any requests, let me know. I have had sex in a car. It is highly uncomfortable. I do not recommend it.

Pairings: Everything. Anything. Anyone. I don't care, this is just fun.

Summary: Noctis, Ignis, Prompto, and Gladio getting up to naughty things in the Regalia, against the Regalia, on top of the Regalia, under the Regalia, and bent over the Regalia. Loosely tied story of the wild shenanigans the Chocobros get up to when no one is supervising them.

Hands at 10 and 2

Noctis lost his virginity in the back seat of the Regalia on his seventeenth birthday.

He was pretty sure his father would kill him if he knew (or at least he would get a strong reprimand, of that he was one hundred percent confident in) but who it was with and how...

Whew.

That would cause a scene.

Noctis sat in the front seat with his foot propped under him, his seat belt buckled and uncomfortably biting into his side. It was tight, way too tight for the conversation he was having. He squirmed and allowed his fingers to pull at the uncomfortable fabric.

They were driving down the freeway away from school, the top down and his tie flying in the breeze. This was something of a treat for Noctis-usually he just took the train back and forth, but today was special. It was his birthday, and with that was his special birthday present.

"You told me when I was seventeen. It's legal now, c'mon. You promised."

A sigh, then Ignis drove the car slowly onto the shoulder of the freeway, turning into a little rest area. There was no one there to see them, the canopy of the blues and oranges and reds of dusk their only companion.

"Your Highness," Ignis began as he steered the car into one of the parking spots. "I did promise you, but it... it could be dangerous."

Noctis scoffed. There was nothing dangerous about it. "Don't try and make yourself out to be some kind of badass, Ignis. I have known you since I was... what? Two?"

"Actually, your birth if we want to get into specifics."

Noctis rolled his eyes and as the car came to a stop he quickly unbuckled his seatbelt and climbed right on top of Ignis. He could smell his friend and advisor's cologne and the sticky sweetness of his hair gel. Noctis had to hide a smirk when Ignis gulped, his Adam's apple jutting forward against the stark paleness of his throat.

Noctis rocked himself forward, just enough to make sure that he ever so gently rubbed against the front of Ignis's pants and thumbed for the-

Click.

The door opened and Noctis grabbed Ignis's shirt and pulled hard. The other teenager barely had the chance to make a single panicked cry as they both spilled out of the car and onto the concrete below.

Ignis took most of the brunt of the fall, landing with an undignified "oomph," when Noctis managed to hit him between the ribs with his scrambling hand. He pushed off on Iggy and jumped up, patting his hands on his uniform, noting that there was a tug in the material on his knee. It was okay, though. He had tons of pants back home.

"Sorry," Noctis apologized as he laughed (only a little) and reached back down and grabbed Ignis's hand. "Didn't think that you would fall out of the car with me."

Ignis rolled his green eyes, but nonetheless grabbed Noctis's hand. "Forgive me for my inability to escape the pitfalls of gravity."

Noctis brushed a hand over Ignis's shirt, trying to remove a few of the little wrinkles he noticed in the fabric... Ignis was always so well dressed, today being a sweater vest and dark blue, almost black pants. The ironing was so crisp Noctis was sure Ignis could have cut hand on the fold. "Well, I think you need to learn how to float, next. It'll make life with me easier."

The corners of Ignis's mouth pulled up and Noctis felt his hands falter.

Noctis pulled his hands away and turned back to the car, slipping himself into the driver's seat. "Get in, Iggy!" he yelled over the sound of the door slamming. "I need you to teach me again what to do- is it this?"

Noctis reached down to grab the emergency break, but Ignis put his hand on his head and Noctis couldn't think about pulling that when Ignis was gently pulling on his hair. "Not, that, no," the blond said gently. "Remember the rules of the road."

Noctis rolled his eyes, but complied. The Regalia under him was burning with life, but of course Iggy was more worried about his life and limbs. Noctis quickly buckled himself in as Ignis walked around to the other side and got into the car, making sure to buckle himself in. It took a lot of control for Noctis not to bite back with a quip on mothering. The last thing he wanted to think of right then and there was Ignis as his mother.

"Okay, now what do I do?" Noctis rested his left wrist on the wheel, resting the other in his lap.

Ignis pushed up his glasses with his middle finger and turned to Noctis. "First, that stance is absolutely dreadful," the advisor admonished. Noctis could see the quirking of his friend's lips. "Do you remember what your father said about driving?"

Noctis remembered the conversations he had with his father about how best to drive the Regalia, but the excitement and the thrill of the power was too much for him. "Uh... Don't drive her into a ditch?" he guessed, allowing the left side of his mouth to lift up a little in apology.

"First, your hands." Ignis reached over and grabbed Noctis's left hand, pushing it to the ten o'clock position on the steering wheel. "You need both hands on the wheel. Remember 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock." He reached forward to grab Noctis's right hand, but as he reached down to the prince's lap, Noctis pulled his arm.

Ignis's knuckles swiped against Noctis's cock and he had to bite down on his bottom lip to keep from making any noise. Even Ignis, who always seemed to have words, was speechless.

Noctis knew Ignis would try to pass it off as a simple mistake, so when Ignis pulled again Noctis made sure that Ignis's hand once again brushed up against the slowly growing bulge in his pants. He couldn't keep back the moan this time, letting a small sound escape from the back of his throat. His hips seized a little and Noctis couldn't help but squirm against the leather of the Regalia's seat.

"Your Highness..."

"Noct. I want you to call me Noct right now."

Ignis did not move his hand from where Noctis had placed it. It fact, it didn't seem like his advisor was even breathing. They both could feel the wetness of his precum beginning to seep through the fabric, and it took Noctis removing his left hand from the steering wheel and sweeping it down to Ignis's fingers to finally get Ignis to take in a short gasp of breath.

"Noct," Ignis's voice faltered, but it only made him harder. "Noct... I thought you wanted me to teach you to drive."

Noctis's mouth was dry and really, this was going far differently than he envisioned. When he asked his advisor to teach him he expected Ignis to catch on. After all, hadn't Ignis known that the King had started to teach him how to drive the Regalia on the roads underneath the castle when he was thirteen?

"No," Noctis whispered as his left hand hit the button of his pants and he thumbed it open. His fingers slowly descended upon the zipper and he gently tugged down, each little click exacerbating the moment. "I asked you to teach me how to ride."

It was cheesy, it was ridiculous, and if Noctis's cock wasn't jutting out of his school uniform pants, he was pretty sure one of them would have laughed at the sheer stupidity of his comment, but...

His cock was jutting out and Noctis could only look at Iggy.

He hoped he hadn't fucked up, that the looks and the touches weren't just in his head. After all, it wouldn't have been the first time he made an assumption that turned out to be wrong...

But this... Noctis was pretty sure that his own looks at Ignis had been noticed and the touches were reciprocal.

If not, it was going to be a weird ride home.

"Noct," Ignis's voice was hard to hear over the sounds of his heartbeat. "Noct... I..."

Noctis closed his eyes, feeling the red flush of shame already building its way up his neck. Oh, man. He was such a dumbass, so stupid...

Click.

Ignis let go of his arm and Noctis was really such a dumbass. This was the last time he listened to Prompto's pep talks or suggestions, damn it-

Oh.

Noctis felt hot lips on his neck, between the collar of his school shirt and his chin. It was delicate like a butterfly, but to Noctis it felt like a sting from a bee. He cracked open one eye to see Ignis leaning over him with one hand firmly planted on the headrest and the other using the steering wheel for grip. Ignis's hair, usually slicked back, had some of the hair sticking out. Noctis could only imagine that Iggy ran his hands through his hair before taking the leap.

Oh, thank Shiva.

Not a total moron.

"Noct, are you... are you sure you want to... that is a rather big step... maybe you should wait..."

"You promised me, remember?"

"Oh, by the gods, you remember that?"

Yes, Ignis had promised him when they were still too young to know the meaning of sex and lust and romance; they had been watching a movie when they were boys, a movie that one of the kitchen staff had left playing in the break room. The two characters had fallen into bed in a passionate embrace of limbs and loose clothing, wet kisses and desperation, and both Noctis and Ignis had been absolutely fascinated. When the nanny caught them attempting to reenact the scene, both Noctis and Ignis were brought before King Regis.

King Regis had been firm, but now that Noctis really thought back on it, he could remember the movement of his father's pursed lips trembling more than once as the nanny explained exactly what Ignis had been doing with the crown prince. And, from the chuckle that his father tried to cover as a cough when he explained that only adults were allowed to do that, his father would probably laugh had he known how much Noctis took those words to heart.

That or have a heart attack. Noctis really preferred the former.

"Of course I remember," Noctis whispered as he leaned forward, only to be caught in his seat belt.

Ignis laughed and the tension seemed to bleed out with it, and Noctis felt himself relax as Ignis reached down and hit the release buckle.

Noctis scrambled out of it and made sure to turn off the car (the last thing he wanted was for the car to get a nasty push from their movements and end up careening into one of the nearby trees) but, just as he turned off the ignition, Ignis grabbed his hand and flipped it back on.

"Wait, wha-" he began, but Ignis captured his mouth in a kiss, needy and with teeth and passion, so Noctis opted against questioning. It was hard to think, let alone formulate words.

The sound of the Regalia's top raising met Noctis's ears and yeah, that was probably a smart idea. What if the Guards or his father's Glaive came out to see where he was? At least the black top would give the appearance of modesty.

Now that the top was up, Ignis removed the keys from the ignition and tossed them on the dashboard. But Noctis was too busy staring at the expanse of his friend's jaw to care where they landed.

Noctis leaned forward, now free of the constraints of his seat buckle and pulled Ignis down for a searing kiss. He had a lot of experience with kissing; the girls and guys in his class were more than open to it, but it never went further than a hand in his pants or a few love bites against his throat. He had made a promise, and who could be a good king if he couldn't keep a simple promise?

Noctis pulled away from Ignis as the other boy slowly let his hands card through his hair. "Iggy, is this okay?" he asked, unable to keep the worry from his voice. His cock was hard against the zipper of his pants, a sheen of sweat already forming and leisurely dropping down his spine, but before continued he needed to know, to make sure.

Ignis's mouth was red and he was panting slightly, and he could barely choke out a "Noct?"

"You aren't doing this just because I am what I am?"

Ignis faltered and with it Noctis was sure his erection was going with it. Oh, he hadn't even thought of it until that minute, but now that it was in his head he realized. Of course this had to do with who he was...

"Noct, look at me. Look me in the eyes."

Noctis looked up to his friend, one of the few people on the planet he considered his family, and into his hazy green eyes.

"Am I lying?"

The swirl of green, the blown pupils, the widened and sheer nature of his face... no.

"... no," Noctis repeated out loud, and the blond took that moment to finally slide his hands down Noctis's chest, thumbing the buttons of his white shirt open.

"Then you know I would never dare do this for any reason than my own desire," he murmured as his hands caught on the last button. Finally, like an answer to a prayer, Ignis placed his hands on Noctis's cock, the flesh immediately waking again.

"Oh, oh," Noctis whimpered as Ignis smirked and thumbed the slit. He could barely restrain himself from bucking forward, instead making sure to use his hands to pull forward on the-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

"Fuck!" Noctis swore as his knee hit the horn, shocking both Ignis and Noctis into jumping apart. The sudden noise also caused the birds gathered in the nearby tree line to squawk in indignation and shoot off past the the car and into the distance. Ignis, unfortunately, was unable to stop his head from popping up and hitting into the soft cover of the Regalia.

Noctis's felt his heart jump to his throat and watched as Ignis pulled away, gently massaging the back of his head as he slowly inched his way back into the passenger seat. The other teenager was unable to stop himself from laughing, and Noctis quickly followed suit.

This was not going as planned, but... it was okay.

The two sat in the bliss of their laughter until the birds were only pinprick memories in the sky.

"Do you... do you want to go back to my apartment?" Noctis asked, trying to hide the hesitation from his voice. He wanted this, he wanted it in a way that it was difficult to put into words, but there was also the fear. If they left this little alcove, if he didn't take Iggy's hand again and pull him forward, what would happen? What if this... what if this was his only chance?

It seemed Ignis had the same idea, because he smiled a borderline shy smile, and turned his head to this back seat. "Noct... I think I have a better idea."

Noctis tried to button up his pants, but Ignis shook his head and deftly pulled himself out of the seat and climbed over into the back.

"You sure there's room back there?"

"It should accommodate the two of us, if a little snugly."

Noctis snorted but he toed off his shoes and shimmied himself out of his pants, thankful that he decided to be daring and forego his underwear that morning. When he felt Ignis's arm around his stomach he allowed the older teenager to pull him through the space between the console, taking due care to not catch any of his bits on the middle dash.

He landed in between Ignis's legs, feeling every bit of the fabric between them. It would have been embarrassing, but Noctis was pretty sure that embarrassment died when Iggy hit his head on the roof. There wasn't going to be anything elegant about losing his virginity, but Noctis wouldn't have it any other way.

"Iggy, have you ever done this before?"

Noctis wiggled his naked ass against Ignis, who made a sound between a sigh and a moan and reached for his glasses, pushing them up the bridge of his nose. The prince turned to rest his head on Iggy's shoulder, allowing his breath to hit against then glasses. He enjoyed watching them fog up.

Ignis reached forward and pulled a little on the corner of Noctis's tie, which was still bound but hung loosely from his neck. The teenager, almost a man if Noctis was honest with himself, never lied to him before, so Noctis knew what the silence meant.

"It's okay, Iggy. You aren't married to me or anything," Noctis smiled and ran a hand through his own hair, feeling the sweat on his forehead. He pulled up from Ignis's shoulder and let his fingers dance across the blond's pants. He could see the tenting and strain, and Noctis made quick work of the zipper. "Was it a girl? Guy?"

Ignis hissed as Noctis freed him from the tightness of his pants. "I've been with both," Ignis admitted shakily as Noctis wrapped his fingers around the tip of Iggy's cock. It was a little thicker than his own, and a little more tilted. The red vein swollen with blood on the underside reminded Noctis of the gardens back at the palace. When he ran his finger down the underside, the precum that formed into a perfect pearl before rolling down the head of Ignis's cock. It was fascinating, and Noctis wished there was room for him to get on his knees and suck up some of it.

The prince had seen enough porn to know what to expect, so when he thought out the little mission that morning he had packed away some supplies. So, he reached down with one hand, idly tapping the ground for his backpack while Ignis panted under his other hand. When he finally hit the black case, Noctis gently removed his hand from the base of blond curls.

"You really did think this through. How very unlike you."

"I thought you would be proud." Noctis winked as he slipped his hand (the one not slick with precum) into the bag and felt around the bottom for the small bottle. When he pulled it out, he made sure it wasn't glue, before pressing it into Ignis's hand. "You know what to do better than me," he admitted.

Ignis looked down at the bottle and then at Noctis's body, causing Noctis to shiver. He reached up with one hand to gently touch the prince's dark hair, then slid the fingers down to his collar bone. He followed the trail past a darkened and pert nipple to the soft downy hair against his belly. Noctis's dick hung between his legs, and Ignis made sure to pay attention to that as well.

"Noct... how do you want...? Would you prefer if I..." Ignis flicked the bottle open. "If you would prefer I were the receptive partner, I wouldn't mind."

Iggy, always worrying about Noctis's feelings and comfort. Iggy, always prepared and ready for whatever life threw at him. Iggy, who Noctis knew he trusted not only with his life, but his dignity (or what little he had in the first place. After all, he had propositioned sex in the back of his father's favorite car with his longest childhood friend.)

"Iggy, you're my advisor, aren't you?" he quipped as he grabbed the open bottle from the green-eyed man's hands. "So, shut up and advise me."

"How am I supposed to advise you with my mouth shut?" Ignis questioned, one of his thinly arched eyebrows raising into his shaggy hair. It was amazing how useless that gel was with just a little bit of sex.

"I am sure you'll think of something. You always were good at thinking on your feet. A right strategist." Noctis poured some of the liquid onto Ignis's hard cock and slid his hand down and around the base. He thought about bringing a box of condoms, but buying lube was embarrassing enough... and the last thing he wanted was for one of the tabloids to catch him in the grocery store with a bottle of lube and a box of condoms. The tabloids would have had a heart attack.

Sufficiently lubricated, Noctis tossed the bottle onto the leather seats and tried to launch his knee over to the other side, but Ignis caught his leg and pushed him down.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"You haven't been prepared yet, your Highness." The last word left Ignis's mouth in a purr. "Let me?" The man licked his lips and then took one of Noctis's hands slowly stretching him out towards the front console. "You can lay your stomach flat and make yourself comfortable."

Noctis shivered as his stomach touched the cool leather, and he had to watch to make sure that his cheek did not hit against the corner. Ignis was gentle as he ran his hands over Noctis's ass.

Everything was fine until ignis pushed up against the back of his shirt.

"No!" Noctis grunted and pulled forward. "Leave it on."

Ignis said nothing, but Noctis knew that the other was well acquainted with the hatred he had for the scar on his back. There was nothing Iggy could get out of seeing the mess of scars and the fury of daemons. No, that thing would not take this from him.

Yet all the blond did was gently run his fingers at the edge where virgin flesh met gnarled and damaged skin.

"Noct... I understand. Trust me."

And Noctis didn't need to voice anything, because of course he trusted Ignis.

He waited for the cold probing of wet fingers, but Noctis found himself nearly tearing a hole through his bottom lip when he felt something dexterous and wet and very much the inappropriate shape to be fingers penetrating him, gently sucking on the skin around his hole.

"Igg-Iggy-what-wha-"

The mouth pulled away and there was a hand gently poised on the curve of his back to hold him down. "The crown prince deserves to be treated with the utmost care... right, Noct?"

Noctis couldn't formulate words, instead bucking forwards as he felt Ignis's sharp tongue returning to its work. He fumbled to grab hold of the console, trying to make sure that he did not press his fingers into the leather too hard. It would be impossible to explain that away.

Noctis allowed his eyes to drift shut so he could listen to the sound of Ignis licking and sucking, and fuck if it wasn't the most erotic thing he ever heard or experienced in his entire life. He'd heard his fair share of sexy things, he was a teenager with a never-ending amount of very nice porn available, but none of it could possibly compete. Coupled with the feeling of that tongue inside of his and against every muscle...

"Oh god," Noctis panted, "please. Just... please. Iggy. Please."

The mouth pulled away from his ass and Noctis felt Iggy's body against his. But the other teenager reached out and grabbed his hand.

"Turn around, Noct. Look at me."

Noctis cracked his eyes open and turned to see Ignis. He was still wearing his sweater vest, but his pants were now pulled around his ankles. A little sweat trickled down his hairline, a few strands of hair brushing against his red lips that had just been tongue fucking him.

"So, you wanted to ride, Noct?" Ignis whispered as Noctis turned fully and slowly crawled in his lap. He rested one knee on each side and rested his own sweaty head on Ignis's sweater vest. "Then, your Highness, let's ride."

Noctis felt the head of Iggy's cock slowly slide inside, then the blond gently wrapped his two hands around his waist to lower him down.

There was pain and pleasure and an intense heat that made Noctis's body jerk. Ignis hissed, but from the pulse of his cock inside of Noctis, it was not unwanted. There really wasn't much space for Noctis to move, and he had to just allow himself to fall on Ignis and throw his arms out to fumble with the back soft-top compartment as he trusted Ignis to control the pace.

"Are you alright?" Ignis whispered against his neck, but this was a lot for Noctis to handle so he could only whimper a shaky yes. His friend ran his finger pads over his soft hip. "If you need to me to stop, just tell me."

"Not on your life," Noctis muttered and he slowly lifted himself a mere inch before pushing himself down and forward. He kept his nose buried in the sweater, only slowly moving back and forth with the tempo of Iggy's hands around his waist. "Just... slow... like... like this."

It was gentle rocking back and forth as Noctis became more comfortable with the feeling of Ignis inside of him, though it didn't take long for him to grow a bit bolder. He leaned up and licked the shell of Ignis's ear, whispering a few choice words that made Iggy shiver under him and pull a little harder.

"Harder, Iggy, fuck," Noctis gasped as he felt something inside of him spark. He moaned and rubbed his body against Ignis's shirt, his cock weeping for release.

Iggy was always diligent. He reached out to grab his dick with an open palm while Noctis forced his own body to contract around his friend, tightening with every pump.

It was becoming impossibly hot inside of the car, the windows fogging and the sweat pouring down between the two. Iggy's sweater was soaked through and Noctis was sure his own shirt was see-through by this point. The pressure only increased when Ignis let go over his side and wrapped his now free hand around the tie, pulling Noctis in for a kiss as Noctis came with a moan that rattled the windows.

Iggy wasn't far behind, his composure long gone as he forced his hips up in a shaky staccato, a shout of "Noct," against his teeth and chin and lips. Noctis could feel his insides, raw and sore and touched in ways that he had never really understood, and yet he couldn't give a fuck. He couldn't even remove his head from where it had fallen against Ignis's mouth, his hair tickling the other's nose.

They stayed there, with Ignis's slowly softening cock inside him while the sweat and cum and lubricant puddled underneath them until their breathing was even and Noctis could boneless slide off of Ignis just enough for his ass to be free.

"Shit," he muttered as he felt the mix of fluids dripping out of him and onto the seats, "my dad is going to kill me."

Ignis's glasses had come half-way off his face, with one of the temples hanging well below his ear. He slid the metal back into place and ran his hand through his hair, the front sticking up slightly. "We'll clean it up before I drive you back to your apartment."

Noctis slid his ass on the leather into the seat next to Ignis. He turned his body to sit horizontal and gently slid his bare legs over the other's lap. He made sure to only gently rub against Ignis's cock. "Oh, I'm beat. Maybe we should just stay here for a while. Take the top down... look at the stars."

"You simply want to fall asleep so you don't have to clean up," Iggy laughed, and he rested one hand on Noctis's knee. "I know you too well."

Noctis yawned.

In that moment, covered in fluid he didn't want to think about with his ass sticking to the leather of his father's beloved Regalia and legs in the lap of his closest friend, he was happy.

"Did you learn anything today, Noctis?" Ignis whispered as he drew little patterns into Noctis's knee.

"Hn," the crown prince yawned again. "10 and 3, right?"

Ignis laughed. "10 and 2, your Highness. 10 and 2."

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