Authors Note:
This is a Mario/Link crossover. It is about how both Peach and Zelda mysteriously disappear. Hummmm? So Mario and Link team up to find out this mystery. Please enjoy this story. Tell me what you think. ;)
Thank you very much
Denabug
It was lonely in the castle. It was sunny outside but a cast of gloomy hung over the room. There was a table with a bouquet of flowers in the middle. The chairs were a polished wood. Mario sat in the cushy chair with a couple of phone books under him so he could be able to eat at the table. He sat slumped in the chair and his red hat covered his eyes. It had been a long night and one side of his blue overalls was unbuttoned. Across from him was Link in his green tunic looking quite pissed. His sword lay on the table while he had a piece of grass in his mouth he impatiently chewed.
"Whya does Peach every time I am about to do her she happens to get captured by Bowser?" Mario sighed "You always have all the ladies I mean look at you you got the fish freak, the horse chick, fairies, a kinky princess, even a talking boat."
Link stared into the distance then a flashback happens and he tells it out loud "The talking boat is not that great, the King is always like 'Get in me Link! Comon' lets go on a ride just me and you'. It is really creepy. I mean what is his rudder suppose to be, that I really don't want to know. The boat is always whispering to me grip my rudder tighter." Link zones and finally tells the flashback "One time we were sailing the seas. I was looking for treasure so I jumped out of the boat. He turns to me and says 'Hurry Link get in me, bombing ships are coming. Get in me and grip my rudder tight.' That was really creepy and Midna don't get me started on her perverted comments to me." Link rambles for a long time.
Mario sighs and continues "Well either way Peach was suppose to be here and I bet she was captured by Bowser." Toad runs in and his diaper is nearly slipping off. "Mario, Princess Peach has just been captured by Bowser!!!"
Mario screams " Are you f****ing serious I just rescued her yesterday!!! Go get Luigi to rescue her he will probably do it."
Toad stutters "Ummm....Luigi is at a bar."
"What kind??"
"A gay, Luigi is gay. Why do you think he never tries to hook up with Daisy?"
Mario grumbles "Now my brother is gay, my princess is captured, Yoshi ate to many apples and is sick. What else can go wrong!!!" Rain begins to pour down. Mario starts screaming and black sensor bars come up. Link looks around peers everywhere in the room "Where in the hell is Princess Zelda! She was suppose to be here." Link's fairy pops up and whispers in his ear. "Are you serious she has been captured again by Ganondorf!! I thought I killed him. He justs keeps coming back doesn't he!! What transportation do I have!" The fairy whispers again. Link yells "Epona is sad because I rode on the boat, and she won't carry me!! Stupid emo horses." Link grumbles and more flashbacks happen "This sucks worse than when the moon was falling. 'Three days...Three days...are you serious that is all I have to save this place. Then Epona runs off so I can't get anywhere fast.' or when 'One time I was in the Temple of Time and something stunk so I got out my Lon Lon milk and it was spoiled and my fairies in the bottle had wrinkles.'"
Mario yelled "Stop with the unnecessary flashbacks, we don't want to hear your disturbed life and how you can't see to decide your age. There is only one way we can solve this problem...We have to go and rescue the Princesses and finally determine what is going on." Mario pounded is fist and pushed is hat back. Link looked at him and said "How are we supposed to get there since I'm not going by water on that perverted boat."
Mario looks at him "Lets get in my go-kart!" Mario puts the key in the ignition and turns the key. The kart puts along about 5 mph then breaks. Mario curses kicks the kart and it takes off without them. "Looks like we are going to have to walk!!" Link treads by foot "We will split up and meet back here!" Both part their separate ways in a desperate attempt to see why their Princesses are always gone.
Next chapter Mario and Link split up. Please keep reading.
Many thanks
Denabug