It Was All Catty's Fault

Note to self: If you ever find a mysterious bottle in your basement with a genie in it DON'T OPEN IT and DON'T WISH FOR ANYTHING. Why? Let me tell you that genie is pure evil. My friends and I found that out too late anyways.

It was a happy Saturday morning when I woke up in the morning. All the birds were chirping and the sun was shining in through the window. I opened my window and yelled out "Hello world!" My neighbors waved at me and I waved back. I took in the deep scent of happiness and warm air.

"My life's awesome!" I said to no one in particular. "And I'm going to watch that new transformers movie today too!"

The doorbell rang and I quickly ran to get it. I opened it and two of my best friends screamed out. It was Catty and Savannah.

"Cookie!" Savannah cried. "Let's go to your basement!"

Evil thunder crackled behind her and the bright morning sky turned into a dark, gloomy blue.

"Okay!" I said happily not noticing the evil thunder.

The basement is a dark, cold place filled with stuff that my family had decided to keep for the pass few generations. For example there was a broken cuckoo clock to the left on top of a battered old tire. Catty went right up to the cuckoo clock and grabbed it.

"It's beautiful!" she said hugging it. The cuckoo clock cuckooed and a chicken appeared out of the barn door.

The chicken frightened her and she accidentally fell onto the pile. A dusty bottle toppled to the floor.

"Hey what's that!" Savannah said pointing to the bottle.

I picked it up. "It's an empty bottle!"

I started to rub it with the seams of my sleeves and the top flew opened. The bottle cap hit Catty in the head which made her glare at me angrily. A purple mist began to seep out of the bottle which made me shriek and drop it.

The blinding purple mist limited my vision, but I could vaguely make out a shape of a woman.

"YES! FREE AT LAST!" the woman said.

The woman was a hippie. Enough said.

"I SHALL NOW GRANT YOU THREE WISHES!" the woman said.

"AWESOME!" Savannah exclaimed. "I wish for awesome hair."

Poof! Savannah's old dull hair was replaced by a blinding blonde ponytail. Savannah flipped it and Catty's mouth opened in awe.

"My turn!" I said raising my hand high and proud. "I wish that we lived in the world of Transformers!"

Poof! We were somewhere in the middle of a street, but I saw Sam and I think that was Bumblebee so my wish was granted.

Catty exploded from happiness when she saw the yellow car that was supposedly Bumblebee. "YES! I WISH BUMBLEBEE LOVES ME!"

Poof! Nothing happened.

Catty glared at the genie. She shrugged. "Takes a while for the magic to work."

The genie smiled fakely. "Alright then I'm off. See ya!"

Poof! She was gone.

I suddenly realized something. "GREAT WE CAN'T WATCH THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE BECAUSE WE ARE NOW IN THEIR WORLD SO WE JUST CAN'T!"

"WHO CARES!" Catty said. "LET'S GO OVER AND SAY HI!"

We went over there.

"Hi!" we all said at the same time.

Sam looked at us weirdly. "Hi."

"Are you Sam and Bumblebee?" Catty screeched.

Sam suddenly got into attack mode. "Wha-? How do you know about Bumblebee!"

"Because we are Decepticons in disguise," I joked.

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Catty shouted as we sprinted across the street.

We all died. Okay maybe the genie wasn't evil at all... no wait never mind. But we may never rest until Catty gets married to Bumblebee which will never happen so forever. Remember- be careful for what you wish for.

Real lesson of the story: Think before you speak.

Author's Note: That was fun to write.