Right, so here's this short little fic that I wrote that was totally inspired by this: http://news.(dot)aol(dot).com/article/russian-woman-throws-tea-cup-at-mona/612672 (remove the (dot)s)

So please enjoy a news-turned-fic story and my fail!French and fail!Russian accents!

It was no secret that France loved and took pride in world-famous things that were located in France. He loved the city of Paris, the Eiffel Tower, Cathedral Notre Dame de Paris, and the Louvre Museum. He really did, and he really loved to show them off. That's why, during a world meeting, he felt the sudden need to gloat about it in front of Arthur, who was less than impressed.

The two were about to start their usual banter of insults and comebacks when a very Russian voice interrupted. "Ah, Francis. I vould like very much to see your vonderful Louvre, da?" Ivan asked with a childish smile. France was absolutely flabbergasted, yet he agreed almost immediately. He did love to show off, after all.

A week or so after that fateful meeting, Francis, Ivan, and Arthur (who had been insulted and poked fun at and annoyed to no end until he agreed to come along) were standing in front of the famous Louvre Museum right at opening time. France took the honor of rambling on about its history, while Russia seemed to look mildly interested and England seemed to look extremely annoyed while drinking a cup of English breakfast tea.

The three nations entered the museum and Francis talked and gloated almost constantly without stop. They finally came to one of France's favorite and most famous works: the Mona Lisa. "Ah, and here ees dze beauteeful Mona Leesa, no?" Francis asked proudly. Arthur merely snorted and mumbled something about how it should belong in Italy and not France. Ivan, and the other hand stared at the painting, wide-eyed.

Then, before either country knew what happened, the Russian yanked the cup of tea out of Arthur's grasp and chucked it at the priceless painting. The Brit gave Russia an incredulous look while Francis screamed silently in shock at the painting (which was perfectly fine as it was behind bullet-proof glass and a well-aimed tea cup wasn't going to hurt it).

"What the bloody hell was that for?!" Arthur demanded, not sure if he should be more upset that Ivan threw his cup of tea at a priceless painting or if he should be more upset that Ivan threw his cup of tea in the first place. The Russian smiled innocently and laughed. "I felt like eet," he replied.

Unsurprisingly, Russia was no longer allowed to visit the Louvre Museum.

The Mona Lisa was painted by an Italian...in Italy. But he died in France, so France got the Mona Lisa. Also, the reason why I put Arthur in this was because I can't imgine Ivan just carrying around a tea cup. Oh, and the 'I felt like it' thing? That's because when I first saw this story, they said that the woman did it just to get attention, and since the article at the top says two other different reasons, I just went with it. Also, I took the 'well-aimed tea cup' line from the article. :D I'm so creative plz!!