one day batman and superman were hanging out in the city, eatting ice crem when all the sudden lex luter attaked! he was piloting a penis shaped airplaine droppng cum bombs all over gottam city. batman and superman stood up and looked at each other. they knew what they had to do.
"let's do it, bruce," superman said.
batmans nodes and lets supperman pick him up as super man starts to fly toward lex's plane. lex tries to fire a bomb at the duop, but superman doges and flies into the plane, making it explod!
"oh shit!" lex luthor screamed as he feel to the street bellwo! he hits the pavement and splater all over the road.
"whart the fuc?!" batman said. "you just killed lex luthor!"
"good!" superman laugghred. just then, the news come on and it was not good.
"i am happy to be persdeint!" donald truomp said. behind him, it was.. the joker!
"we have to stop them," batman said.
"but how?"
"it doesn't matter how," batman said, "donald trump and the joker arr goingf to destory the world if we don't stop them."
"okay," superman said, "let me set my compas and well head the to whit house."
superman's penis went erect and it pointed him in the rigght directon. then, the two flew toward washngton dc to stop the deadly dou of trump and joker.