Based off of the Potter Puppet Pals episode: Harry's Nightmares.
Yes, it's supposed to be stupid.
Alice: "Hello, as Alice Liddell my life is great and enviable. But let me tell you, it ain't all a big slice of cake. I have seen some S-t. I've been orphaned, ostracized, abused, and attacked! I have mental scars! So while I may be pretty and successful in my day life, it is at night that I can't escape from the terrible images that bounce around in the dark cavern that is my tortured noggin. Like this one time, I had a horrible nightmare.
So I was just hanging out, being awesome, when Dr. Bumby showed up. He was all like, "Ms. Liddell, you're not forgetting your past; what are your life plans?" But he just kept getting angrier and angrier and angrier. Finally, he flipped out and he tried to kill me with a hammer!
Another time, I dreamt I was dancing. It was beautiful! I was so great! But then the Cheshire Cat showed up and he started to upstage me! He did moves I've never seen before! And everyone was like, "Ooh! He's so cool!" So I tried to bust a sweet move in retaliation, but suddenly my feet couldn't move! It sucked!
Another nightmare I had, I was pregnant and I went into labor. And I gave birth to Carpenter and I had to raise him from infancy. Clothe him, feed him... But then I misplaced him and this was terrifying because it meant I had failed as a parent.
Oh! And one time, I dreamt that the Red Queen was addicted to amphetamines. She kept digging through my stuff, trying to find things to hock. So Carpenter and I held an intervention, but the Queen flipped out and tried to kill us with a hammer!
And another time, I dreamt I was middle-aged! Yuck! But the worst nightmare I ever had; I was at Houndsditch and I saw Dr. Bumby. He looked so decrepit and ghastly. He kept telling me that I wasn't Alice Liddell and I was like, "Of course I'm Alice Liddell, Doctor!" But he just looked at me through those unfathomable eyes and he told me that I was a patient at a psychiatric hospital and that my mind had constructed this fantasy universe of Wonderland all in order to escape the guilt of having watched my family die.
That sure was a spooky dream! Anyway, what were some of your worst nightmares? Leave me a comment, or a video response. And remember to subscribe!"
Orphan #1: "Okay, Alice. We will do those things you just told us to do."
Orphan #2: "Subscribe to what?"
Orphan #1: "SSH!"