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Our faithful story begins in the living room of an ordinary suburban neighbourhood on an average autumn afternoon. It's around 2 o'clock and our fresh faced (but TOTALLY ADULT) protagonist Frank has decided to invite his good friend Hank around for some Chips 'n' dip and maybe a few scenes of The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift - Frank's favourite movie EVER. He's alone for the afternoon, his faithful wife Maria is off at her day job working the corner [shop]; she is the main source of income for their modest family of four, after all when you look like Frank you probably would never need to work a day in your life what with his tanned skin, hot chizzled abs and a sexy jaw line to boot, He was the ultimate sex-god. Go Maria! Some had even compared him to Owen Wilson but only with a different face, brown hair, abs and a less prominent nose - I guess you could say that he doesn't even resemble Owen Wilson but who really can say for sure.
DING DONG
There went the doorbell, Frank raised up from his living room sofa, placed his authentic african tribal bowl full of fat-free popcorn down on the Indian table (which quite frankly wreaked of Child Labour and out dated bananas) and walked to the door, shirtless. With a body like Frank who even has TIME for T-shirts anyway? As he opened the door Frank gazed upon his best friend and noticed "OH MY GOD!" He shrieked "W-What Frankie?" Said Hank, as he blushed nervously at Frank's excitement. "No WAY! You totally have a stain on your brand new Polo Ralph dogtooth pattern T-shirt! C'mere girlfriend and take it off, I'll throw it in the wash for you!" "Oh my GOD! I can't believe it! This was a birthday present from Lindsey Lohan, She'll be TOTALLY PISSED if she hears that I've wrecked it like this!" They both entered the house and Frank shut the door behind them. "Come ON! Before it sets!" Hank had noticed that Frank had no top on but kept his fabulous little mouth shut, he liked the way that the sun - which reflected in from the large sitting room window- shone on his tiny little nipples so he clearly wasn't complaining. He took his top off quickly and gave a moe look up at Frank, both his eyes and his peen engorged at the beautiful sight that was in front of him.
Frank dashed out of the room and left Hank to mosey around the house alone, even thought he had actually been here numerous times before he had been temporarily stunned and almost hurt himself in confusion walking into an end table which was randomly situated in the middle of the hall. It took a few minutes but Hank carried on and finally managed to find the living room. Upon noticed Frank's laptop sitting out in the open, unlocked and unattended Hank new it was his time to strike. He logged into Franks account and made that all too familiar "I'm Gay Everyone" Status, He always thought it was odd that underneath people seemed to be more supportive with replies rather than appreciating the joke but he took no notice and pressed the 'post' button at light speed. What else was there to do? Change his desktop background of course! and with a few clicks he minimised the screen in preparation for the dastardly deed to be done, Muhaha! Oh - but what was this? His background already was set to a rather revealing of a half naked man laying down on a crimson Chaise Longue eating grapes out of the hand of another half naked man. Perhaps somebody had already gotten there before him! "Drat!" He thought to himself, and with that he had run out of ideas and run out of time because Frank had returned to him.